Austin Yorski

Dice Funk - D&D Comedy

Comedy EN ↓ 630 episodes

An actual-play podcast about goblins, anarchists, lesbians, and lesbian goblin anarchists. It will make you both laugh and cry. Every season is a self-contained story, so start with the latest campaign!

Author

Austin Yorski

Episodes

Dice Funk S6: Part 08 - Funbag's Big Hog 25.08.2019 2:07:09

Jean the Demon Queen has stranded the Hermes in a demon-infested swamp. New friends may be the key to the bottom of the Abyss. Blake Ferris learns a new spell. Cordelia Heller eats cake. King Badass catches up with his brother. Nifyx goes fishing. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Conrad Zimmerman: @conradzimmerman Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan...

Dice Funk S6: Part 07 - I'd Do Anything for Blood (But I Won't Do That) 18.08.2019 1:42:00

The Furies attempt to guide a discothèque down the Phlegethon, as hungry demons and vengeful angels attack from all sides. Blake Ferris summons a former coworker. Cordelia Heller tries to get rid of a mundane weapon. King Badass brings up some juicy drama. Nifyx wishes for a challenging level. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Conrad Zimmerman: @conradzimme...

Dice Funk S6: Part 06 - Demon Banana 11.08.2019 1:49:30

666 abyssal layers separate the Furies from their next target: Jean the Demon Queen, Conduit of Fun. Blake Ferris is quiet (Conrad was sick). Cordelia Heller melts a face. King Badass duels a worthy opponent. Nifyx gets an oar. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Conrad Zimmerman: @conradzimmerman Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious SU...

DF One-Shot: Rallyball 04.08.2019 2:02:39

Chris "RolloT" Larios suits up to dungeon master a white-knuckle, action-packed athletic extravaganza. Austin Yorski plays Dominique Hasek, the half-orc monk. Johnny Maloney plays Dirk "Slippy" McNabb, the half-elf rogue. Nik plays Ellis Fartek, the dwarf fighter. Peter Bowman plays Jacq Henson, the human barbarian. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Johnn...

Dice Funk S6: Part 05 - Pompin' Ain't Easy 28.07.2019 1:55:53

Sigil. The City of Doors. The Cage. For Cato's einherjar, it's home base. Blake Ferris tries to retire. Cordelia Heller applies to a faction. King Badass goes to the park with his daughter. Nifyx investigates her own death. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Conrad Zimmerman: @conradzimmerman Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious SUPPOR...

Dice Funk S6: Part 04 - Just a Man! 21.07.2019 1:59:47

The Mount Celestia arc comes to a close, as the Furies confront their target. Blake Ferris baffles a chair. Cordelia Heller wakes up inside. King Badass goes Ultra Instinct. Nifyx renovates a stairwell. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Conrad Zimmerman: @conradzimmerman Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious SUPPORT LINKS - Patreon.com...

Dice Funk S6: Part 03 - The Bernie Sanders of Dragons 14.07.2019 1:54:54

The party climbs the Yggdrasil to reach the Cathedral of Stars. (Content warning for body horror.) Blake Ferris undergoes surprise surgery. Cordelia Heller reveals her sacred girlfriend flame. King Badass stabs the nervous system of the universe. Nifyx throws some nuts. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Conrad Zimmerman: @conradzimmerman Laura Kate Dale: @L...

Dice Funk S6: Part 02 - Awoo's Moving Fortress 07.07.2019 1:49:53

The Furies enter Heaven to assassinate the Metatron (who is a real jerk). Blake Ferris confuses a cherub. Cordelia Heller crafts a pickaxe. King Badass drops his trousers. Nifyx unleashes her inner prehistoric beast. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Conrad Zimmerman: @conradzimmerman Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious SUPPORT LINKS...

Dice Funk S6: Part 01 - Gremlin D.va Goku 30.06.2019 2:03:50

Season 1 was Stoneroot. Season 2 was Lorelei. Season 3 was Ilium. Season 4 was Valentine. Season 5 was Markov. Season 6 is Purgatory. Chris "RolloT" Larios bumbles in with a Lizardfolk Fighter. Conrad Zimmerman embodies the world's most mundane person with a Human Wizard. Laura Kate Dale goes for the high score with her Gnome Bard. Lauren Morgan kills it with her Yuan-ti Warlock. STARRING - Au...

DF One-Shot: Shardpoint Academy - Part 2 23.06.2019 2:14:05

Michael "Skitch" Schiciano returns as Dungeon Master in: The Quest for the Esprit Blade. Austin Yorski plays Sophia Magdalene, the tabaxi arcane archer. Big Mike plays Gregor Trueblade, the human barbarian. Johnny Maloney plays Palanthur "Scoops" Frustre, the halfling bard. Tom White plays Fizzle Trink Mudgrove, the gnome rogue. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Big Mike: @bigmiked20 J...

Dice Funk S5: Part 39 - A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing (Post-Mortem) 16.06.2019 2:06:41

Austin reveals a big bamboozle. Chris clears up a tragic ambiguity. Conrad foreshadows his upcoming evil character. Laura regrets a tragically missed smooch. Lauren loves her sons. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Conrad Zimmerman: @conradzimmerman Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious SUPPORT LINKS - Patreon.com/austinyorski Patreon.co...

Dice Funk S5: Part 38 - The Final Nut (FINALE) 09.06.2019 2:10:51

The Greatest Dane duels the Red Wolf for the fate of Markov and to avenge the fallen. Big Star gives away his cake. Captain Liamoira Melbeck passes without a trace. Dregg learns the fate of his soul. Sasha Grier unveils her final conspiracy. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Conrad Zimmerman: @conradzimmerman Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @raw...

Dice Funk S5: Part 37 - Otter Cop 02.06.2019 2:02:31

The Bastards join forces with the solitaire, the dragons, the Caravellas, and a ton of tarrasques to save the galaxy from Cassius and the Maxwells. Big Star hallucinates James McCloud. Captain Liamoira Melbeck becomes a Pokémon master. Dregg receives the Chili Amulet. Sasha Grier debuts a new Dagger Milk beverage. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Conrad Zi...

Dice Funk S5: Part 36 - Mission Drunk Enigma 26.05.2019 1:40:21

Every decision was a link in the chain. Now it's time to see if their chain can bear the weight of consequences. Big Star remembers Star Wars. Captain Liamoira Melbeck establishes dominance. Dregg cuts a swath through the apocalypse. Sasha Grier reunites with her girlfriend. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Conrad Zimmerman: @conradzimmerman Laura Kate Dal...

Dice Funk S5: Part 35 - Tactical JNCOs 19.05.2019 1:26:48

The end is extremely, profoundly nigh. (Content warning for body horror and mouth sounds.) Big Star becomes Chris Evans. Captain Liamoira Melbeck plays reluctant devil's advocate. Dregg gets embiggened. Sasha Grier rolls insight on herself. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Conrad Zimmerman: @conradzimmerman Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawr...

Dice Funk S5: Part 34 - Braver Than the Us 12.05.2019 1:52:24

Our heroes infiltrate a black site on Gloria to learn what the reigar told Cassius. Big Star fixes an elevator. Captain Liamoira Melbeck negotiates an exposition dump. Dregg answers some personal questions. Sasha Grier gets abandoned in a poetic reversal. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Conrad Zimmerman: @conradzimmerman Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Laure...

Dice Funk S5: Part 33 - The Succ Move 05.05.2019 1:39:27

The crew of the Tsuchinoko spends the last downtime session of the campaign being wildly horny. Big Star builds a new artificer assistant. Captain Liamoira Melbeck coordinates cake baking. Dregg upgrades his punches. Sasha Grier plans for her own inevitable demise. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Conrad Zimmerman: @conradzimmerman Laura Kate Dale: @Laurak...

Dice Funk S5: Part 32 - Mixed Nuts Fax Machine 28.04.2019 1:38:31

The Bastards must escape Acheron to stop Cassius Pire from unleashing the Maxwells on Markov. Big Star goes for a space walk. Captain Liamoira Melbeck pours one out. Dregg solves the campaign. Sasha Grier calls her ex. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Conrad Zimmerman: @conradzimmerman Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious SUPPORT LIN...

Dice Funk S5: Part 31 - C**kgoblin! 21.04.2019 1:40:28

Cassius Pire reveals his plan. Big Star runs into a war buddy. Captain Liamoira Melbeck contemplates the afterlife. Dregg looks at the neogi. Sasha Grier misses her sons. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Conrad Zimmerman: @conradzimmerman Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious SUPPORT LINKS - Kotaku.co.uk Patreon.com/austinyorski Patre...

Dice Funk S5: Part 30 - Two Knucks Deep 14.04.2019 1:45:02

The Bastards fight the forces of Invicta and Sol to save their friend. Big Star gets owned by theme parks rides. Captain Liamoira Melbeck stages a stealthy approach. Dregg fights a father. Sasha Grier is Spartacus. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Conrad Zimmerman: @conradzimmerman Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious SUPPORT LINKS -...

Dice Funk S5: Part 29 - Freudian Insertion 07.04.2019 1:46:56

The siege of Drift Park begins. Big Star haunts some protestors. Captain Liamoira Melbeck talks about her parents. Dregg swears to steal a baby. Sasha Grier meets an admirer. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Conrad Zimmerman: @conradzimmerman Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morgan: @rawrglicious SUPPORT LINKS - Kotaku.co.uk Patreon.com/austinyorski P...

Dice Funk S5: Part 28 - Alloy Nut Liquid 31.03.2019 2:14:28

The sun arc comes to a close, as the Bastards strike a deal with Volhard. Big Star acknowledges his past crimes. Captain Liamoira Melbeck appreciates her fellow pilot. Dregg duels to protect his friend. Sasha Grier learns the secret of the Mothman. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Conrad Zimmerman: @conradzimmerman Laura Kate Dale: @LaurakBuzz Lauren Morga...

Dice Funk S5: Part 27 - A Party For Largeness 24.03.2019 1:44:53

Lauren has the Cassius disease, so the party flashes back to another time when Sasha was out of the picture: a raucous celebration where the world's best hug took place. Captain Liamoira Melbeck makes a sticky cocktail. Doctor Olivia Adler creates a jacuzzi. Dregg fights a rowdy rematch. Sasha Grier goes on a date. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Conrad Z...

Dice Funk S5: Part 26 - Son Gun 17.03.2019 1:51:42

Kajita the sun dragon is willing to destroy entire worlds to erase evidence of the Maxwells. The Bastards must risk it all to stop him. Big Star hesitates to mind meld. Captain Liamoira Melbeck relives some smooches. Dregg loses control of a lie. Sasha Grier asks for some trust. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Conrad Zimmerman: @conradzimmerman Laura Kate...

Dice Funk S5: Part 25 - Dagger Milk, Inc. 10.03.2019 2:04:08

Markov's sole star holds a lepidopteran secret. Only the sun dragon Kajita knows how to brave its obliterating fires. Big Star floats an assassination plan. Captain Liamoira Melbeck schedules a dragon date. Dregg trades weapons for access. Sasha Grier learns something of planetary proportion. STARRING - Austin Yorski: @austinyorski Chris "RolloT" Larios: @rollot Conrad Zimmerman: @conradzimmer...