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This episode takes place on Daniel's birthday 🎉. He is given a special gift by our friend and guest: self proclaimed awful gamer, Robbie Franklin. He's been keeping busy during the quarantine and has lots to share with us.

We pick up from the end of episode 20 and are eventually joined by The Rush Hour Man himself (Jordan). However, he is too late for our meme history lesson and must suffer the consequences of ignorance. 

During this (possibly) Final Fantasy themed episode we interview Mitch (Midge) about how he's dealing with isolation.  He talks about his love for Scooby Doo and has some very hot takes for us.  Terror Time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bkQBOgaFAc

The council gathers to discuss how the virus has been impacting society in our respective locales. Stay safe and sane during these trying times.  NOTE: This is part 1 of a two part episode. Daniel's Book: Death with Interruptions by  José Saramago Owen's Book: My Lesbian Experience with Loneliness by Kabi Nagata Airhorn Megalovania: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-DWc9nPfQ I bet Alex...

After weeks of trying, we finally secure Alex as a guest and find out what the hell he does for a living. Stay safe and healthy, everyone. Mario Kart Political Alignments: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reHCNzk5rEs I bet Alex doesn't know what Earthbound is: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EarthBound

This week we talk about too much to summarize. This episode is best experienced and any further description would only detract from the emotions it arouses in you.  Randall's Boner Warehouse: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Randalls-Raging-Boner-Warehouse/199554586810977 It's Gunman CLIVE: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunman_Clive

We explore how easy it would be to replace us with story generator bots and it gets a bit out of hand.  Please join us next week where things will hopefully go a bit better. Sewer music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWds9xgc0BY Bored and Browsing: https://anchor.fm/boredandbrowsing Try out the bot for yourself at: https://talktotransformer.com/

The second half of last week's episode has arrived! Owen suggests a new game so Daniel can redeem himself after his poor showing in Secret Slime Word. Thank you to Owen for joining us live from the Dairy Queen parking lot, this was a super fun episode to record.

Owen returns to moderate a friendly game of Secret Slime Word. Both players have a mystery word that they are not allowed to say, but only know each other's word, not their own. If you say your own word, you lose. Whoever loses the most is the Omega loser. Due to recording constraints, this episode will be released in two parts. Tune in next week to hear the rest of our conversation with Owen.

We finish a few unanswered questions from last week and then return to our usual format. Daniel talks about Megaman, as usual, and I share one of life's great mysteries. Please come forward if you have any information about Nick and Bioshock 2! El Bananero: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjDDHHZ7T3U&feature=youtu.be Smash Summit 9 Schedule: https://twitter.com/BTSsmash/status/1225886862881042...

We've dedicated most of this week's episode to answering questions sent in from listeners. Thank you to everyone who sent in questions and apologies if Daniel forgot to read yours. We'll be covering any missed/foreign language questions in a section of next week's episode.

This week we're ready for the (now over) upcoming melee tournament at Genesis 7. We also talk more about music and food after I tell the least exciting true crime story you've ever heard.

Owen calls in to talk about important issues affecting American youth. We also talk more about cereal mascots and he gives a hot take about vultures.  Owen's book recommendation is My Solo Exchange Diary Vol. 1: The Sequel to My Lesbian Experience With Loneliness by Nagata Kabi

This week we exhume an old internet scandal, discuss the trajectory of Will Smith's career, and drop some hot album reviews. the first glass beach album: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxoDHXRpENo Cardboard Castles: https://open.spotify.com/album/2zgb2l9pexGdZkM5pGuwb9 penguin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cxqw9VGMf0

This week we talk with our good friend about recent movie releases, WW3 memes, and his move back to Cali. This episode is NOT brought to you by Holiday Inn Express because Daniel stepped in some gross hair that was left on the floor of his room.

We welcome the new year with our usual level of intelligent discourse. If you notice it sounds like someone is fidgeting with something in the background, it is because Daniel Padilla is an asshole. Sign our bagel petition: http://chng.it/WCTw7pTdHB Book of Mario 64/Thousands of Doors: Go to https://discord.gg/FFEz5jF Look in the paper mario section for "link-resources" You'll find the files and i...

Join us by the yule log for this holiday-themed (?) episode. Audio quality will be back to usual next week, this episode had some technical difficulties. Hack 2: https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=section&a=details&id=5987

'Tails Miles Prower' Cameron Mitchell calls in from Spain to talk about Christmas and video games. Later, Daniel tells the story of his lost PC and Cam provides a very controversial hot take. Project Slippi: https://slippi.gg/faq

Kyle Massey joins us to discuss his time in Hong Kong, other political issues, and games that we consider important to us.

Daniel returns from playing bingo to talk about The Phantom Menace, Genesis Mini, and some books we enjoy.  SotN Ending Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mH2_vZVFmOI A Study in Emerald: https://www.neilgaiman.com/mediafiles/exclusive/shortstories/emerald.pdf The Last Night of the World: http://www.mrsslibrary.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Last-Night-of-the-World-original.pdf Revenant Bu...

An old friend comes back from the dead to talk to us about anal penetration.

Today we mourn the loss of a friend and would-be special guest for at least 30 seconds. We also talk about Mario, snow, and cereal.

Spoiler Warning! This episode contains major spoilers for Spiderman Into the Spiderverse (5:54-11:00) and minor spoilers for Bojack Horseman (16:40-23:40). This time around we talk about dragons and nothing else.

The pilot episode. We discuss taxes, old video games, new video games, Edward Norton, and more.