Devious Thoughts

In Episode 30, Handy & Maal kick things off in this episode's foreplay by venting about the pain of setting up a video podcast — the cables, the lighting, the tech chaos, and why nothing ever just works. Next, they launch their brand-new segment Relationship Equity, where they act out real Reddit scenarios and play the roles of the people involved. From there, they dive into a wild Ohio st...

Episode 29 is packed with drama on and off the mic. Handy & Maal kick things off by breaking down Netflix’s new documentary Unknown Number and the conversations it sparks. From there, they switch gears into giving out marriage advice (yes, really) before diving into stories about people who just don’t know when to stop and take things way too far. And if that wasn’t enough, tensions rise in th...

Handy & Mall are back with another wild one. This week’s Crime & Time segment dives into the ridiculous State v. Linkhaw case — where a man was literally convicted for singing too badly in church. They also unpack the messy roles siblings play in disciplining kids, a stomach-turning story about a teacher/cop duo caught in the worst scandal imaginable, and Handy’s outrageous trip to Florida...

Handy & Maal are back with Episode 27 and they’re coming in hot. They kick things off with the brand-new segment Truth Serum — where one of them drops a fact (or straight cap) and the other has to figure out what’s real. From there, they dive into the wild Carnival Cruise brawl, Rampage Jackson’s son Raja putting hands on somebody, and the viral rise of Ashton Hall. Finally, they end up giving...

This week, Handy’s headed to Florida to see her grandma, but not before she and Maal tackle a packed lineup of chaos. From NFL preseason hype and football fever to sibling violence stories that prove brothers and sisters are built different. Handy dives into a Reddit rabbit hole about exes — and the internet had her ex pegged from the start. Spoiler alert: yup, he cheated. The crew also swaps tale...

This week, Handy & Maal cover the full spectrum of “Wait… what?!” moments. First, a jaw-dropping family drama — a sister kicks out her sibling battling cancer, sparking a heated conversation on loyalty, boundaries, and being just plain heartless. From there, we wade into the messy waters of NSFW stories you probably shouldn’t share — but will anyway. Then, we debut our brand-new segment Who Am...

This week, Handy and Maal reflect on the life and legacy of a wrestling icon, whose passing marked the end of an era. From the ring to real life, we discuss what it means to go out quietly when you lived loudly. Then, the headlines take a wild turn with a man arrested for bizarre public behavior sparks a bigger conversation about privacy, consent, and what people get away with. Plus, chaos courtsi...

Episode 23 opens with Foreplay and we’re not easing in. Handy and Maal get into the wild claim that Jay-Z has a secret son, and how long a billionaire can really dodge a paternity test. Then it’s the first-ever Drunk Takes, and Handy drops a dangerously honest opinion—Beyoncé might be mid at dancing. Is she the full package, or just fast-walking with a wind machine? They follow it up with a review...

In Episode 22, Handy and Maal unpack the fine line between flirting and straight-up harassment when customers ask out baristas (spoiler: your latte doesn’t come with a date). During Hero Time, we salute a Texas legend who risked everything to save an entire family from the devastating floods. We also pour one out for Geek Bars as they disappear from the shelves and maybe your lungs. Finally, we ge...

This week, Handy & Maal are asking the big questions—like, is our government even real, or are we all stuck in the world’s longest episode of Punk’d? They also break down their Topgolf adventures (spoiler: someone’s golf game needs work). Then it’s time to play detective with the debut of Catch Me If You Can, where Maal reads a murder mystery case that might be ripped from the headlines…or str...

Handy & Maal are back with a chaotic mix of real talk and ridiculousness. First up: World War III?? The duo dives into reports about the U.S. allegedly bombing nuclear sites in Iran and what that could mean for the world (and our timelines). Then it’s time to switch gears — straight into Love Island, or as we like to call it, Fuck Island. Is the show really that good, or are we just all horny...

This week, Handy & Maal kick things up a notch with a brand-new segment: The Dilded Age — where Maal reads the juiciest, wildest fantasy stories straight to the Devious Dimwits. Expect steamy vibes, ridiculous scenarios, and Maal’s signature delivery that’ll have you blushing, laughing, and maybe questioning your life choices. Plus, all the usual madness, jokes, and chaos you love. Ready to ge...

This week, Handy & Maal welcome a very special guest — one of our most loyal listeners… and also one of our proudest haters . She tunes in faithfully and now she’s pulling up to the mic for some funny-ass trivia, spicy convos, and a little light trolling. No beef gets addressed — just laughs, petty energy, and the kind of chaos only the Devious crew can deliver.

 Devious Thoughts Podcast – Special Edition: Troll School Is In Session!  Welcome back, Devious Dimwits! This week’s episode kicks off with our signature Foreplay Session, where Handy & Maal dive deep into the latest drama between Remy Ma and Papoose—you already know the tea is piping hot!  But that’s just the warm-up. This special edition is all about TROLL SCHOOL, where we break down the art...

Handy & Maal are back to give marriage counseling advice discuss the the dilded age, and more.

Handy & Maal are back this week to discuss the recent jailbreak, freaky employees, & give weekly recommendations.

Handy & Maal are back to discuss incel behavior & the over use of the word "allegedly" when when someone is clearly wrong.

This week, Handy & Maal are back to discuss the craziness of Florida women, creepy teachers, and more.

Handy & Maal are back to discuss plastic surgeries & all things cults.

Handy & Maal are back to discuss survival instincts in the midst of a global zombie apocalypse.

Handy & Maal are back with the shits discussing hypothetical and fractured friendships.

Handy & Maal are back to discuss IUD displacement and dream trips.

Handy & Maal spend some time learning history, yapping, & discussing near death experiences.

Handy and Maal are back to discuss opinions being factually correct or incorrect.

Handy & Maal are back to discuss self care & relationship advice.