DeHuff Uncensored

South Park took aim at Trump and Paramount. Don’t do this on a plane. Hulk Hogan and Ozzy Osbourn died. Don’t go cheap on butt implants. Happy Gilmore 2 comes out on Netflix. Fantastic Four’s last chance at cinematic success. The Cleveland Browns revealed their new uniforms. Time for the Browns to change their name. Everyone is talking about the Washington Commanders to change back to the Redskins...

How did I end up in the emergency room last night? Humanoid robots in China can keep going and going. South Park (Trey Parker and Matt Stone) signed a $1.5 billion deal with Paramount. Meanwhile, Stephen Colbert is getting canned for losing $40 million. Pat Surtain of the Denver Broncos is very optimistic about Bo Nix and the upcoming season. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswi...

Don’t drive you lawn mower on the road, Florida! Restaurant slammed for offering lion cub snuggles with $150 four-course meal. Belgian man got catfished after traveling about 500 miles to try and meet a French model. Worst art piece on the planet, the “Comedian” was bought for $6.2 million in New York last year. Banana duct taped to a wall. Well, it was on display in France, and a random person at...

Don’t drive you lawn mower on the road, Florida! Restaurant slammed for offering lion cub snuggles with $150 four-course meal. Belgian man got catfished after traveling about 500 miles to try and meet a French model. Worst art piece on the planet, the “Comedian” was bought for $6.2 million in New York last year. Banana duct taped to a wall. Well, it was on display in France, and a random person at...

Don’t drive you lawn mower on the road, Florida! Restaurant slammed for offering lion cub snuggles with $150 four-course meal. Belgian man got catfished after traveling about 500 miles to try and meet a French model. Worst art piece on the planet, the “Comedian” was bought for $6.2 million in New York last year. Banana duct taped to a wall. Well, it was on display in France, and a random person at...

Kiss Cam at a Coldplay concert exposed a CEO and his head of HR. Fresno police and fire responded to a body in a canal - turned out to be a sex doll. West Michigan woman finds dead mouse in Monster Energy drink… she drank the entire thing, then allegedly found it. Swingathon sex festival in England, dominates a small town for three days. Former NFLPA leader Lloyd Howell Jr. resigned due to strip c...

Fear mongering with your laundry. The largest piece of Mars ever found on Earth was sold for just over $5 million at an auction. And a Ceratosaurus nasicornis skeleton sold for way more!! South Korea has a place where you can be locked up in a fake prison, so you can clear your mind. Shane Gillis hosted the ESPYs, and SGA, Shedeur Sanders, Bill Belichick, and Tush Push weren’t off-limits. Von Mill...

Fear mongering with your laundry. The largest piece of Mars ever found on Earth was sold for just over $5 million at an auction. And a Ceratosaurus nasicornis skeleton sold for way more!! South Korea has a place where you can be locked up in a fake prison, so you can clear your mind. Shane Gillis hosted the ESPYs, and SGA, Shedeur Sanders, Bill Belichick, and Tush Push weren’t off-limits. Von Mill...

A French prisoner escaped prison via a duffel bag. Customs officials on Monday released photos from a seizure of roughly 1,500 young tarantulas found inside plastic containers that had been hidden in chocolate spongecake boxes shipped to an airport in western Germany. Buccaneers will celebrate their 50th season with original 1976 uniforms in the home opener. Haters in Pittsburgh are burning Aaron...

I let a “one-upper guy” beat me in a conversation. Even though I have stories involving John Elway, Ron Pearlman, Terrell Davis, Mark Schlereth, and others. Someone brought a weed cake to a potluck in New Zealand. Single ladies are stealing men’s lunches to try and get their attention. Passengers going from Cancun, Mexico to London, UK were left stranded for over 17 hours due to a couple smoking o...

I had an encounter with a "Karen" as I was dealing with a bad case of the poop sweats. Chimps in Zambia are sticking grass and sticks in their butts, all in the name of fashion. University of Florida is trying combat the state's python problem with motorized rabbits. You're more likely to die from a vending machine than a shark. Denver Broncos WR Marvin Mims was on Sirius XM - NFL Radio...

Meat sweats are a good thing. While wearing fish flops, a man and a group of idiots walked into a McDonalds in Carbon County, Pennsylvania, and stole a Ronald McDonald statue. You can buy a phone case that feels, looks, and burns just like human skin. Perfect for you murder podcast lovers. 44% of Americans won't show their feet in public. Deion Sanders of the Colorado Buffaloes, addressed the medi...

My interaction with Superman. I share the story of the first time I saw a sex worker in its natural habitat. The majority of beaches in the United States have a large amount of fecal bacteria in the water. TSA to end shoes-off policy for airport security screening. Disney is rumored to be looking to recast Indiana Jones. Alleged candidates - Chris Pratt, Glen Powell, or Ryan Gosling. Is the movie...

A lady lost an arm after a lioness attacked her at the Darling Downs Zoo in Queensland, Australia. Scientists are messing with mice genes to change their vocal DNA - so they can speak! They better never do this to house cats. A man was scammed out of hundreds by a fake Jennifer Aniston who told him 'she loved him’. Do you care if a band and its music is AI generated? Velvet Sundown is an AI band,...

A lady lost an arm after a lioness attacked her at the Darling Downs Zoo in Queensland, Australia. Scientists are messing with mice genes to change their vocal DNA - so they can speak! They better never do this to house cats. A man was scammed out of hundreds by a fake Jennifer Aniston who told him 'she loved him’. Do you care if a band and its music is AI generated? Velvet Sundown is an AI band,...

A lady lost an arm after a lioness attacked her at the Darling Downs Zoo in Queensland, Australia. Scientists are messing with mice genes to change their vocal DNA - so they can speak! They better never do this to house cats. A man was scammed out of hundreds by a fake Jennifer Aniston who told him 'she loved him’. Do you care if a band and its music is AI generated? Velvet Sundown is an AI band,...

I saw Jurassic World: Rebirth with Scarlett Johansson, and it was great. We find the silver linings in all of today’s headline news stories. A man’s BMW rolled off the ramp and smashed his junk. Chuck E. Cheese is creating arcades for adults and "lifelong fans" alike with the launch of Chuck's Arcade. Youth baseball coaches from Illinois got fired after getting naked and running the bases at a tou...

The CIA has had numerous projects throughout the years. One of the scariest ones was called “MK-Ultra”, and it involved experimenting on unsuspecting people with LSD, cocaine, electroshock, and many other forms. Point Pleasant, West Virginia was the birthplace of the mythical creature - Mothman. I share some stories that may make you think it’s more than stories - they may be fact. An amazing stor...

False advertising at a Colorado resort that will make you want to book a room. Do you recline your seats on an airplane? Coca-Cola and Star Wars teamed up with Refresh Your Galaxy" with Star Wars-themed collectible cans and bottles worldwide. Anyone else thinking the dad who jumped in the water to save his daughter after she fell from a Disney cruise... that he's probably to blame? The French want...

False advertising at a Colorado resort that will make you want to book a room. Do you recline your seats on an airplane? Coca-Cola and Star Wars teamed up with Refresh Your Galaxy" with Star Wars-themed collectible cans and bottles worldwide. Anyone else thinking the dad who jumped in the water to save his daughter after she fell from a Disney cruise... that he's probably to blame? The French want...

A man in China got drunk and swallowed a spoon. But, he never realized it until 6 months later. This leads me to the story of how I knew my wife was “the one”. Humanoid robots in China play a soccer match. James Gunn talks about hypno glasses that keep Clark Kent's Superman identity secret. J. Houshmandzadeh said he believes the Browns QB race has narrowed down to Dillon Gabriel and Kenny Pickett...

Australian man charged with cattle theft after $100,000 load of bull semen found. A couple in China was married in the worst way possible - at a dog shelter. Airline crew members are having sex in the cockpit, flight attendant confesses Ben Roethlisberger would take prime Aaron Rodgers over Patrick Mahomes now. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our...

Guilty pleasure - Mine is watching my Bug Zapper. What’s yours? Americans spend about 49 hours a year on the toilet playing with their phones. Winnie the Pooh in real life! Bears escape an enclosure in the UK - Steal some honey, then pass out. We play: Where are they now, with the cast of Winnie the Pooh. And it is dark!! Trainwreck: Poop Cruise is now available on Netflix. Some idiot wrote an art...

Large TSA warning for men? Well, large is probably being exaggerated. A man described what happened when he went through airport security with an erection. A man lived 52 years with a toothbrush in his intestine. Jerk-holes attack people with pots and pans in Colorado Springs. Denver Nuggets president - Josh Kroenke, made it sound like Nikola Jokic's future with the team is in jeopardy. Mailbag: W...

My awkward moment at Coors Field. The worst driver just got her license in South Korea. Wiener war - Hormel says Johnsonville stole recipes, trade secrets in lawsuit. Gravy wrestling in England. A professional girlfriend makes $1,300 per date with men. - I think I could do something similar. Travis Hunter officially signed his four-year, $46.65 million fully guaranteed contract with the Jacksonvil...