DeHuff Uncensored

Guys may be using the bathrooms incorrectly, according to scientists. I disagree with the highly educated for some of their reasoning. Condom brand Trojan released new research which revealed that one in eight men admitted to carrying protection with them to funerals. A man stuck a large can up his back end... and it ended poorly. Alien lifeforms are already living among us, a former US Government...

When people overreact and freak you out. While he said he’s done with playing football, there’s still a way for Tom Brady to come back and play in the NFL. And since he’s going to be a minority owner of the Las Vegas Raiders, that’s the team he’d play for. Will Ferrell is the Dwayne Johnson of comedies, and he’s going to play John Madden in an upcoming movie. I make my inaugural attempt at a John...

When people overreact and freak you out. While he said he’s done with playing football, there’s still a way for Tom Brady to come back and play in the NFL. And since he’s going to be a minority owner of the Las Vegas Raiders, that’s the team he’d play for. Will Ferrell is the Dwayne Johnson of comedies, and he’s going to play John Madden in an upcoming movie. I make my inaugural attempt at a John...

How to mess with people when they’re high, based on things I’ve done. Pools are a horror show when it comes to cleanliness. Well, not all of them. But I give you knowledge, via the University of Alberta, to find out if you should jump in or stay out. Idiot robbed a store with an old Duck Hunt gun controller. This leads me down the path of playing old school Nintendo games. The state of Maryland ma...

83 year old actor, Al Pacino got his girlfriend pregnant and will be 101 when his newest child turns 18. Pacino is the only elderly actor to start up a family late in his life, Robert De Niro who is 79, is also expected to have a child later this year. Imagine taking care of a baby while you’re in your 80s! No thank you!! The sport of cheese rolling at Cooper’s Hill, just West of London, is pure i...

83 year old actor, Al Pacino got his girlfriend pregnant and will be 101 when his newest child turns 18. Pacino is the only elderly actor to start up a family late in his life, Robert De Niro who is 79, is also expected to have a child later this year. Imagine taking care of a baby while you’re in your 80s! No thank you!! The sport of cheese rolling at Cooper’s Hill, just West of London, is pure i...

A new study in Current Biology by an assistant professor at the Johns Hopkins University examines a key factor that attracts mosquitoes to some people over others: body odor. Straight out of Grand Theft Auto, a man steals a backhoe for a 10-mile drive to Illinois airport to catch flight. Government officials in Georgia are asking residents not to be naked in their driver’s license photos. The Denv...

A new study in Current Biology by an assistant professor at the Johns Hopkins University examines a key factor that attracts mosquitoes to some people over others: body odor. Straight out of Grand Theft Auto, a man steals a backhoe for a 10-mile drive to Illinois airport to catch flight. Government officials in Georgia are asking residents not to be naked in their driver’s license photos. The Denv...

Teaching my kids to have a good work ethic via lemonade stand sand mowing lawns. A man opened the emergency door as a plane was landing. So I give you tips on how to deal with morons who they and do that. A Southwest Airlines pilot had to crawl through the cockpit window, after the door was locked. Man accused of trying to break into Daytona Beach home while fleeing from ‘ghost. A man broke his pe...

Teaching my kids to have a good work ethic via lemonade stand sand mowing lawns. A man opened the emergency door as a plane was landing. So I give you tips on how to deal with morons who they and do that. A Southwest Airlines pilot had to crawl through the cockpit window, after the door was locked. Man accused of trying to break into Daytona Beach home while fleeing from ‘ghost. A man broke his pe...

Teaching my kids to have a good work ethic via lemonade stand sand mowing lawns. A man opened the emergency door as a plane was landing. So I give you tips on how to deal with morons who they and do that. A Southwest Airlines pilot had to crawl through the cockpit window, after the door was locked. Man accused of trying to break into Daytona Beach home while fleeing from ‘ghost. A man broke his pe...

I asked listeners to give me random thoughts and questions. Well, they delivered! So we have weight loss tips that could get you kicked out of the doctor's office. Lawsuits because things are too hot, and why companies end up settling. The dangers of dry ice. Why are there so many milk varieties at the grocery store? The idea that we're living in a simulation is easy to believe, so we're going to...

What is wrong with people?! A man in Kentucky shot his roommate in the butt after the roommate ate the last Hot Pocket. Instead of using a gun, he should have just given the dude a purple nurple. Over in the UK there’s a competition to see who can charm the most worms out of the ground in 30 minutes. It’s called Britain's World Worm Charming Championship… and if you need me, I’ll be in my backyard...

Ice cream truck season is here once again, and I explain why I think they're creepy. And I may have made some enemies. Nikola Jokic and the Denver Nuggets are headed to the NBA Finals for the first time after they beat LeBron James and L.A. Lakers. Via 9News (KUSA), I give you some fun facts about Nikola Jokić. A woman in the UK dropped out of medical school, and is now selling her spit for a larg...

I’m all beat up from a busy weekend. I pretended to be a lumberjack, and I built a trampoline. Now my body feels like I got ran over by a GEO Metro. What? Everyone says truck. I'd be more likely to survive and do a show after if it was a small car. Live in reality, people! The Facebook APP update that had a bug, caused chaos for some. The bug sent an automatic friend requests to any profiles peopl...

Does A1 sauce belong on steak? This question has the entire world (in my mind) split. Plus, other weird food trends that should stop. Four children, including a baby, found alive in the Amazon jungle after they survived a plane crash on the 1st of May. This reminds me of the amazing story of surviving a plane crash in the Amazon Rainforest. The story of Juliane Koepcke. Listen to this classic epis...

Does A1 sauce belong on steak? This question has the entire world (in my mind) split. Plus, other weird food trends that should stop. Four children, including a baby, found alive in the Amazon jungle after they survived a plane crash on the 1st of May. This reminds me of the amazing story of surviving a plane crash in the Amazon Rainforest. The story of Juliane Koepcke. Listen to this classic epis...

My wife is out of town and I'm pretty sure our house is haunted. Things went missing, crazy noises in the home, and my dog has gas. The last thing has nothing to do with a potential ghost. Florida police mistake sand art for a deadly alligator. That would have been awesome to see. Working in front of the big bosses can be stressful… Broncos Coach Sean Payton had fun with QB Ben DiNucci after he th...

I got to relive Super Bowl 32 with my son last night. Watching my son get excited about John Elway’s helicopter play gave me goosebumps. Under the category of - What an idiot: A Colorado driver tried to switch places with his dog on DUI stop. This seems like it's a made up story... but it's not! A stupid TikTok trend has customers stealing napkins, forks, and hot sauce from Chipotle. Why? Because...

The lamest named city in the world is the Texas city of Kyle. And they're hoping to bring together more than 2,325 Kyles to clinch the Guinness World Record. Renfield is an awesome movie starring Nicolas Cage, Nicholas Hoult, and Awkwafina. This may be Nic Cage's perfect role. Robin Greenfield uses the leaf of a blue spur flower instead of toilet paper to wipe his backside. Are you willing to use...

The voices in my head try to take over for this episode. Wendy’s tests an AI chatbot that takes your drive-thru order. And as a former restaurant manager, I can honestly say that industry is getting closer to not having human employees - and I'm mostly fine with that. Lionel Richie, 73, says sex with his girlfriend, 33, keeps him young – not plastic surgery. And that leads us to an astonishing dis...

The question that lays heavy on every man’s mind - Why do women hate the word ‘moist’? A sewage truck had a spill on I-76 near the interchange with Highway 224 in Colorado. So I had to bust out some Dad Jokes! Legendary NFL and MLB star Bo Jackson was on with McElroy and Cubelic in the Morning and shared some bizarre news about his hiccups. I give you an update on the Nikola Jokic Mat Ishbia drama...

The World Video Game Hall of Fame announced its 2023 inductees. Barbie Fashion Designer, Computer Space, The Last of Us and Wii Sports. I also share the story of how my brother and I ruined my sister's Barbies growing up. Oops! A man who calls himself Gazpacho Machine — or Gaz, for short, revealed how he gets paid to eat food inside his shower. So now I'm going to make videos of me eating in the s...

Wedding chaos in Albuquerque had me driving seven hours to save the day. My reward was unlimited Old Fashioneds!! Also, I hate mosquitoes. The owner of the Phoenix Suns, Mat Ishbia disrupted the playoff game against the Denver Nuggets. His disruption was capped off by Nikola Jokic 'shoving' the owner in order to get the game back on track. Then all the wussy Suns fans freaked out. Get over it! Ger...

As adults, we tend to get excited about pretty weird things. Mark Wahlberg stops by to disagree. May the 4th Be With You Day is upon us and Star Wars fans are all jacked up about it. We find out how people celebrate this unique holiday. What side are you on - Star Wars or Star Trek. Tourists in Hawaii made a big mistake. They blindly followed their GPS into the ocean. Got bad neighbors? An Arkansa...