DeHuff Uncensored

Axe body spray calms down angry farm animals. Who the hell steals a goose? NASA confirms space station debris hit a Florida man's home. Fast walkers tend to not be as happy as slow walkers. The truth is in the numbers - Why players like Caitlin Clark don't make as much money as NBA players. A woman in Brazil wheeled in her dead uncle to a bank and tried to withdraw money. Hosted by Simplecast, an...

Team USA has a uniform issue for the women's track and field. They're extremely revealing. A man snapped his penis while he was sleeping. Now I have a new fear! The world's first AI beauty pageant is right around the corner. New security cameras can open fire on potential intruders with paintball pellets or even tear gas rounds, with "ultra high precision." “Holistic health advocate Deep...

Team USA has a uniform issue for the women's track and field. They're extremely revealing. A man snapped his penis while he was sleeping. Now I have a new fear! The world's first AI beauty pageant is right around the corner. New security cameras can open fire on potential intruders with paintball pellets or even tear gas rounds, with "ultra high precision." “Holistic health advocate Deep...

Connery DeHuff chimes in on some the stories today. Summer is here and I was blind sided by a mixture of beauty and the stench of evil. NASA called upon to assist in looking for Nessie… aka, the Lock Ness Monster, in Scotland! A high school student has reportedly been arrested after sending a fax pretending to be the principal resigning. Science says couples who fart together, are happier. The bes...

Alleged murderer, OJ Simpson died, and most people aren't saddened by the news. We hear from comedy legend Norm MacDonald from his time at SNL, making OJ jokes. German art museum fires worker for hanging his own painting. I bet it sucked. The CIA wants to hire super-fit agents, and the requirements are nothing to be impressed by. Apparently, I could be a super agent. The owner of a Kansas bakery i...

A Mexican TV news station accidentally showed testicles instead of pictures of the solar eclipse. AMC theaters Executive has regrets making the Dune 2 popcorn bucket. But I want them to keep making bangable popcorn buckets! Actress Tori Spelling said she can only poop if her son is in the room. Yeah, that's not normal. After two weeks of wear a pair of jeans will have grown a 1,000-strong colony o...

Google searches for “eyes hurt” spiked in the United States during the solar eclipse. And not many people should be shocked by that news. Scientists accidentally made a mouse grow legs where his genitals are supposed to be. If that happened to a human, they'd have a gig in porn. We learn some horrifying facts about primates from Michelea_Amanda on TikTok. A dog dropped a deuce in the aisle of a Un...

The solar eclipse is happening and conspiracies are running out of control because of it. A man named Russ Cook has run the entire length of Africa. While most news agencies use the headline that he wanted a daiquiri after the race, I explain why that's far from the headline that should be used. Getting a vasectomy during a New York earthquake would be interesting. Free goats in Italy leads to me...

Nic Cage has to be a one upper kind of guy. He claims he remembers being in the womb. Media members accused of stealing from Air Force One by the White House. Trash from the International Space Station (ISS) crashed into someone's home in Florida. I'm on vacation in Phoenix, Arizona and the travel was nuts... thanks to TSA for the pat down. I went to a tiger show at a place called Out of Africa, a...

Elon Musk thinks the average person won't have a hard time saving up $100k for a trip to Mars. Optimus Gen 2 (robot) by Tesla, will cost about $20 to $25k. A banana fight broke out at a Pittsburgh gas station. Krispy Kreme and McDonald's are teaming up, and that's bad news for their customers. A horrible wedding trend is sweeping the world - guests paying for the wedding. Hosted by Simplecast, an...

Is the NFL headed towards flag football? A woman in Cheshire England thought she was nursing a baby hedgehog, but it was far from that. The average American spends about 84 hours a year working while under the weather, according to new research. Dollar Tree is increasing some of its prices. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection a...

A Quebec man was sentenced to six months in jail after trying to get women to kick him in the testicles for $100. He wanted them to do it for 30 minutes! Study says men spend as much as seven hours a year in the bathroom for peace and quiet. Superman has his ice castle, us normal guys have our version of fortress of solitude. Research revealed that working irregular shifts for a decade can age the...

An Melbourne, Australian man took a shot at his ex-girlfriend via a giant sign in front of his new Korean BBQ restaurant. A woman’s fiancé lost her $2K wedding dress after he put it on the roof of his car and sped off. Man: I had sex with the boss, now she’s pursuing me – what do I do? A spiteful mother-in-law ruined a $9K gender reveal. A woman has shared how her disgruntled boyfriend stole her t...

It was announced that the DeHuff Uncensored podcast is still the number #1 comedy / funny podcast in Colorado! Via FeedSpot. Florida will ban anyone 14 or younger from owning a social media account. A thief in Washington state led police on an hours-long chase before getting stuck high above the ground on a telephone wire. Woman quits nursing gig to go back to porn. In not shocking news: Californi...

It was announced that the DeHuff Uncensored podcast is still the number #1 comedy / funny podcast in Colorado! Via FeedSpot. Florida will ban anyone 14 or younger from owning a social media account. A thief in Washington state led police on an hours-long chase before getting stuck high above the ground on a telephone wire. Woman quits nursing gig to go back to porn. In not shocking news: Californi...

Parents file $1.5M lawsuit after Quebec teacher is accused of selling his students' artwork online. New York City surfer gang rides on top subway in deadly social media trend. A man in California was arrested for stealing a dead man’s leg after an Amtrak crash. The iconic dinner side dish that Americans used to use as toilet paper. Who’s having a better MVP season - Nikola Jokic or Nathan MacKinno...

Woman rings into funeral by Zoom while showering and church mourners see all. Great prank? A Cincinnati Reds fan is being outed as a man who “consumes over 20 gallons of liquid cheese in a year!” Live 12-inch eel removed from Vietnamese man's abdomen after it slid up his anus. Should we be concerned that Chick-fil-A won’t be using antibiotic-free chicken starting soon? Just a reminder that I suppo...

A couple pays their gym to allow them to workout while being naked. Is this a secret way to get fit? Vermont State U. announces class based around music of 'Weird Al'. Man finds England's biggest gold nugget with faulty detector after arriving an hour late to dig. I like baseball, but I don't like-like baseball. Society's odd fascination with step mom/sis porn. I give you my research results. Port...

March Madness has offices across the world exposing different types of employees. GALLUP did a study to find out what country in the happiest. Finland, Denmark, Iceland, Sweden, Israel, Netherlands, Norway, Switzerland, Australia, New Zealand, Canada, Ireland, United Kingdom, United States, Germany, and Mexico made it into the top 25. But where did they land? A student was persuaded by his friend...

I went to the new Buc-ees in Northern Colorado. The first one in the state. Is it worth the hype? I'll say this, stoners will love it! Paris Olympics organizers will provide 300K condoms for athletes, and they're encouraging mingling.  Ailing 750-pound alligator seized from New York home after the gentle giant would swim with kids. An interstellar signal long believed to be proof of alien life was...

World's first Michelin-starred meal in space will cost $495K. The trip sounds cool, the meal does not. Pornhub is blocking access to Texas users, and it is causing a fuss. Man ejaculated on food while employed at Fort Collins, Colorado Safeway. NOTE TO SELF: Wash all the produce. Wendy’s manager stole $20,000 after creating ‘ghost employee’ she clocked in and out for 128 shifts. I kind of did this...

World's first Michelin-starred meal in space will cost $495K. The trip sounds cool, the meal does not. Pornhub is blocking access to Texas users, and it is causing a fuss. Man ejaculated on food while employed at Fort Collins, Colorado Safeway. NOTE TO SELF: Wash all the produce. Wendy’s manager stole $20,000 after creating ‘ghost employee’ she clocked in and out for 128 shifts. I kind of did this...

Colorado is being blasted by a late March snow storm, and school was canceled before a flake hit the ground. Rapid Fire headlines: I disinvited my friend from my Oscars party for breaking an expensive bottle of whiskey, and people are calling me entitled. - Yeah, no kidding! I cooked salmon in my dishwasher as a joke, and the results surprised me. - Ok, but you're gross. AI could pose ‘extinction-...

Seems like every company is asking for tips nowadays. So, does it need to go? What happens if it did? An entire workforce at Dollar General in Wisconsin quit at same time after being forced to work all week. If you live in the United Kingdom, you could work at the post office in Antartica. Dallas Seavey claimed his record 6th Iditarod crown, despite being penalized earlier in the race for gutting...

Mike Tyson vs Jake Paul is happening in July, and it’s being called a joke of a fight due to Jake Paul apparently having to wear headgear for the match. Does that even count as a real fight? I get it, I'm not a boxing expert, but if indeed that is true, that's absurd. Bad ideas for attracting people to libraries. Well, mine could be a good idea - depends how you look at it. A man in Wisconsin chan...