DeHuff Uncensored

I called out Pat McAfee for him and his staff’s comments on the Colorado State/Maryland travel-gate game. An Australian couple was banging in the shallows in the Gold Coast in front of onlookers. Then, the man did something straight out of Vegas. Downtown Denver could be getting a gondola system to help clean up the area. What states are the friendliest and the not so friendly? Chili's is opening...

A recap of my day of modeling. A busty March Madness fan gets a $200k offer from porn site to reveal herself. United Airlines flight to China was diverted to San Francisco after its pilot forgot his passport. Diamond Tiffany earrings swallowed by a suspected thief are recovered by Florida police. North Carolina man put on a bear costume to scare off persistent real-life black bear. DNA testing sit...

A recap of my day of modeling. A busty March Madness fan gets a $200k offer from porn site to reveal herself. United Airlines flight to China was diverted to San Francisco after its pilot forgot his passport. Diamond Tiffany earrings swallowed by a suspected thief are recovered by Florida police. North Carolina man put on a bear costume to scare off persistent real-life black bear. DNA testing sit...

I’m going to a photoshoot. A woman in her 30s was run over by a vehicle following an argument with a driver about saving an open parking spot in Winnipeg. FAA: Ice chunk that crashed through Florida roof was not from plane. Conor McGregor announced he is running for the President of Ireland. Woman who refused to give up plane seat for crying child - LOST HER JOB BECAUSE OF IT. Colorado State Rams...

No overtime for the stranded NASA astronauts. 4NE-1 humanoid robot is about to be released, and it should frighten the world. Why young adults need to be focused on the trades, not a degree. Moviegoers want more comedies, thrillers, and action. Live alligator left behind in Michigan motel room. Warren Sapp is so happy to be a coach for the Colorado Buffs. Byron Leftwich, Marshall Faulk, Warren Sap...

No overtime for the stranded NASA astronauts. 4NE-1 humanoid robot is about to be released, and it should frighten the world. Why young adults need to be focused on the trades, not a degree. Moviegoers want more comedies, thrillers, and action. Live alligator left behind in Michigan motel room. Warren Sapp is so happy to be a coach for the Colorado Buffs. Byron Leftwich, Marshall Faulk, Warren Sap...

Would you sever your mind to separate your home life from your work life? The show ‘Severance’ on Apple TV is making you think about mentally separating your stressful tasks. Ben Stiller did not join today’s show. A video of drunk teenagers urinating into broth at a restaurant in China went viral — forcing the eatery to compensate 4,000 guests. The Trump administration makes public thousands of fi...

Would you sever your mind to separate your home life from your work life? The show ‘Severance’ on Apple TV is making you think about mentally separating your stressful tasks. Ben Stiller did not join today’s show. A video of drunk teenagers urinating into broth at a restaurant in China went viral — forcing the eatery to compensate 4,000 guests. The Trump administration makes public thousands of fi...

The classic lettuce on a burger debate. Bulgarian football club Arda Kardzhali apologized after holding a minute of silence for a former player who is still alive!!! A woman in Texas was stranded for 30 hours in desert after e-bike stops working on a remote trail. Fisherman found alive after drifting over 90 days at sea says he survived eating birds, turtles and cockroaches. Happy Gilmore 2 releas...

I tickled a black widow spider in my front yard Stranded astronauts welcome SpaceX Crew-10 at ISS. But the smell, though. Donald Trump got hit in the face by a boom mic. I almost hit Peyton Manning with a microphone once. A French lawmaker calls for the U.S. to return the Statue of Liberty, saying America no longer represents its founding values. I say - NO TAKE BACKS! Arrested for twerking in an...

I’m an assistant little league coach, and I’m scared to screw up in front of the kids. U.S. influencer may get kicked out of Australia for taking a joey wombat from its mom. 'Freaked out' influencer discovers website is selling life-size cardboard cutouts of her. - I wonder what people would do with a cardboard cutout of me? What would you do if you were at a Chickenpox party and nobody told you t...

Man found with a live turtle concealed in his pants by TSA at a New Jersey airport. UK Marathon water mistake. Air India asks passengers to stop flushing clothes down plane toilets. Popeye The Slayer Man… is a new horror movie  Set to be released on March 21st. My ‘bathroom divorce’ saved my marriage — my husband is disgusting, but I now have ‘toilet nirvana’. Altitude apologizes for Avalanche fan...

Australian pizza shop has added oranges to their pies. So what’s your choice - Pineapple or Oranges? 4 year old Wisconsin kid called 911 on his mom because she ate his ice cream - then the police did something horrible. An Orlando woman attacked a man with a Pringles can. A comedy club in London is banning people with botox because they have frozen faces. The NFL offseason is buzzing with movement...

Australian pizza shop has added oranges to their pies. So what’s your choice - Pineapple or Oranges? 4 year old Wisconsin kid called 911 on his mom because she ate his ice cream - then the police did something horrible. An Orlando woman attacked a man with a Pringles can. A comedy club in London is banning people with botox because they have frozen faces. The NFL offseason is buzzing with movement...

Australian pizza shop has added oranges to their pies. So what’s your choice - Pineapple or Oranges? 4 year old Wisconsin kid called 911 on his mom because she ate his ice cream - then the police did something horrible. An Orlando woman attacked a man with a Pringles can. A comedy club in London is banning people with botox because they have frozen faces. The NFL offseason is buzzing with movement...

Animals escape zoos way too much! A giraffe in Arizona escaped its zoo enclosure to snack on another tree.  The big thing illegally crossing into the U.S. border from Mexico and Canada? - bird and poultry-related products, including eggs. Adam 'Pacman' Jones says he never used his own urine for NFL drug tests. I explain the time I was the guy that’d help employees pass drug tests. App makes you li...

Don’t mess with my beard! An updated version of Monopoly will replace cash and the banker with a mobile app that handles all of the transactions for you. McDonald’s to employ AI at 43K locations to speed up service. So the Terminator may serve you fries and a burger one day. Unless I’m reading that wrong. An article recently published in the Harvard Business Review found that people can experience...

Bambi is being turned into a horror movie - Bambi: The Reckoning. Florida man swallows $769K stolen diamond earrings from Tiffany & Co. Woman made husband be a certified tanner so she could have a fake tan. A mom is raising two babies - one is real and the other is a doll. Connery DeHuff talks about women waxing each other.  Reports coming out of the combine are saying that Shedeur Sanders’ st...

Well, I may be an Only Fans model. Scientists created a ‘woolly mouse’ with mammoth traits. Jurassic Park is coming closer to reality. A company in China has launched a sex doll that has the ability to comfort men if they suffer premature ejaculation. A 2.5-square-foot plot of grass in Japan has snatched the Guinness World Record for the smallest park ever. I give you an update on Colorado sports...

An 18-year-old woman is facing charges in Florida after being caught vandalizing the car of her ex-boyfriend's neighbor. She told police she had meant to spray paint her former partner's vehicle but got it wrong. Single strawberry raises controversy over $19 price tag. Delta flight attendant tells woman to silence cat — or get off the plane. Woman named 'Soon Bang' is charged with running New Jers...

I attempted to be MacGyver, but might be closer to MacGruber. A woman stole an eatery's fancy bathroom sink. Truck hauling a load of curly fries catches fire on Maine highway. Humans only make up 38.5% of the internet. Who'd be the best celebrity to hangout with? Adam Sandler, Dwayne Johnson, Jack Black, or Shaq. The NFL is starting to move on from their old ways, and will be phasing out the chain...

When breaking news goes wrong. Cecil Lammey was told Rob Gronkowski was training to make a NFL comeback, and was eyeing the Denver Broncos. Too bad Ian Rapoport, as well Gronk himself had other thoughts. Broncos GM, George Paton is looking at some potential running backs while at the NFL Combine. Trial begins for 3 men accused of stealing golden toilet from Winston Churchill’s birthplace… this hap...

Someone is asking to get fired - A.I. generated video of Donald Trump kissing Elon Musk’s feet played throughout the HUD building. When the higher-ups ask you to justify your job - not everyone freaks out. Mel Kiper of ESPN was talking about where he sees Colorado Buffaloes QB, Shedeur Sanders going in the draft (New York Jets), as well as Travis Hunter (New York Giants). And who he thinks the Den...

Someone is asking to get fired - A.I. generated video of Donald Trump kissing Elon Musk’s feet played throughout the HUD building. When the higher-ups ask you to justify your job - not everyone freaks out. Mel Kiper of ESPN was talking about where he sees Colorado Buffaloes QB, Shedeur Sanders going in the draft (New York Jets), as well as Travis Hunter (New York Giants). And who he thinks the Den...

Fake Google reviews - I blame SkyNet. Thieves used a stolen card to buy a $523,000 lottery ticket. The victim wants to share the winnings. A woman is so scared of spiders, she sleeps in a tent on her bed. A lady was arrested for urinating on items at local stores. TikTokers are dropping heavy objects on feet in viral trend - #droppingthingsonmyfoot New York Yankees drop ban on beards, 49 years aft...