Definitely Storytime

The final chapter. How does all this madness end? Please keep listening after the episode for some bonus content.

A discussion on changed ways. What will be the result?

Is Dorian hallucinating?

Is Dorian okay? Well, no, of course not, but we already knew that.

Listener discretion is advised: violence, drugs.

What kind of person can attend a dinner party after a forced body disposal?

"Sur une gamme chromatique,/    Le sein de perles ruisselant,/ La Vénus de l'Adriatique/    Sort de l' eau son corps rose et blanc.// Les dômes, sur l' azur des ondes/    Suivant la phrase au pur contour,/ S'enflent comme des gorges rondes/    Que soulève un soupir d'amour.// L'esquif aborde et me dépose,/    Jetant son ama...

Warning: Violence, gore. Some content not suitable for all audiences. Listener discretion is advised. A parting of ways.

Dorian meets with an old friend. Warning: Some content is not suitable for all audiences. Listener discretion is advised.

Content not suitable for all audiences, so viewer discretion is advised. A long, drawn-out description of all that has occupied Dorian over the course of several years. Think of this a literary montage of years passing, but also very detailed. Do you like jewels? Tapestries? Well, this is your jam.

The picture gets a new home. Is is really safe?

A close call and a confession.

Your friendly reminder that I do not endorse any of the opinions held by any of these characters.  Some shocking news. How will Dorian take it?

Disclaimer: The values, views, and opinions held by the characters within are not shared by your humble narrator. Spoiler alert: we are not meant to like Dorian, so we should not like his beliefs. 

Disclaimer: Dorian Gray's opinions, are not my own. I do not support his repulsive views.

Sybil Vane

Disclaimer: The views and beliefs held and expressed within this book are not my own, nor do I condone the misogyny and antisemitism that is helping define Dorian Gray and friends' deeply disturbing personalities. Some content is difficult to read, and very likely difficult to hear. It will only worsen as Dorian Gray's picture grows more grotesque. 

A little party, and a lot of talking.

Is a monster made, or discovered?

This includes a preface by Oscar Wilde. Enter the Lord, the artist, and the subject.

The conclusion to the well-loved classic by Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol. There is an "about the author" after the story.

The fourth installment of the Charles Dickens classic, A Christmas Carol. I think I only cry a little.

I present A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens, stave 3, for your listening pleasure...

The second installment of Charles Dickens's A Christmas Carol.

'Tis the season to spread some holiday cheer, and bask in the sorrows and terrors of this heartless and miserly humbug while we drink our minty cocoa, decorate for Yuletide, and snuggle near a fire, thinking of the gifts we are eager to bestow. Or maybe that's just me. And if it is just me, all of this will be followed by a rewatching of several Doctor Who Christmas specials, including the one wit...