Deep Fat Fried

Who's the worst? Does Martin Lawrence have enough good movies to redeem him? Is there anything to admire about Mike Epps? Find out on our Pessimist Productions Patreon.

From Flash Fried LIVE on 3/24/21. Find part two here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/flash-fried-3-24-49159541

The competition is fierce, and only one can win. This isn't a movie, this is a competition based on cold, hard FACTS! Who will reign superior as the greatest movie monster? Find out tonight on Deep Fat Fried.

This is a preview of our latest patrons only episode. Sometimes the slop fast food companies put before us is so bad that even the worst addicts won't accept it. 

Flash Fried from March 17th, 2021. Find part two here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/flash-fried-live-48873194

We look at the figures that hold children's hands down the greasy, salty, sugary path of fast food. Are they charming, creepy, or both?

We look at some of the biggest marketing blunders: a misguided coca cola recipe and the console that demoted SEGA from the great gaming console triumvirate. Let Scotty guide you through what these changes were and why they failed. Full episode here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/biggest-product-48634275

From Flash Fried LIVE on 3/10/21. The full audio from both halves can be found on our Patreon.

This topic was chosen by our patrons. Can we make you believe? Or are you too much of a skeptic. Tonight the guys look at ghosts and more and evaluate the "evidence."

CGI is so badly abused by Hollywood today that we had to make a sequel. Let Scotty guide you through the worst of the worst. Full episode here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/worst-cgi-in-vol-48355952

Flash Fried LIVE from March 3rd, 2021. Second part here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/flash-fried-live-48290207

How did we get from monkeys bonking each other on the head to ICBMs? Along the way, there were many strange weapons wielded by a variety of cultures that will leave you in awe. Learn about ninjas and more tonight on Deep Fat Fried.

Kirk Cameron and Kevin Sorbo: both disingenuous evangelical actors. Both are utter tools. Tonight, we will put them head to head to find out who's the BIGGEST tool. Seven categories are before us, and we will be eviscerating both of their histories to settle their tool quotient. Who will win? Find out on our Patreon:  https://www.patreon.com/posts/sorbo-vs-cameron-48049370

Second part here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/patrons-only-7-47963053

Some people and animals you just can't kill. They simply refuse to die despite the unlikely odds of survival. So you throw a couple of nukes at me? Meh, I shrug it off. Sink three ships I'm on? Meh, no big deal. I won't say that the people and animals featured tonight are lucky, but after you hear the stories of their lives and how they survived, you are probably going to ask yourself "Who could h...

We're here to solve your problems, and I'm (Paulzego) here to solve the problems of our patrons, who graciously asked and shall recieve this upcoming episodes on Active Cults on Deep Fat Fried. 

Rush Limbaugh, conservative "hero" died at 70 on February 18th 2021. The cause: lung cancer. Mr. Limbaugh, a cigar enthusiast who defended tobacco use, announced to his fans last year that he had been diagnosed with advanced lung cancer but never seemed to put two and two together.  Second half here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/flash-fried-for-47678964

The guys look at the very worst fates that WWE wrestlers have faced. 

The long awaited return of our first Deep Fat Fried topic is here! You thought we didn't have more on the Tim Allen bone? WRONG. Watch (or listen to) the full episode on patreon.com/DFFPodcast 

Second hour on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/flash-fried-live-47378922

Part 2 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/flash-fried-for-47076361

Sometimes creativity is a bit...misguided. And sometimes, there lies no creativity at all. In tonight's episode, TJ takes us through his list of the lamest television shows ever. A slice of television history that you won't want to miss, unless it's an actual episode of one of these tasteless "works of art". 

Creeping, crawling, wriggling, writhing, pulsating masses of vile filth. Riddled with...disease. Endlessly feeding. Endlessly replicating. Endlessly DISGUSTING. Let all who repeat the lie that "Life is beautiful" lay their foolish eyes on these tainted creations of a reprobate universe. Get your barf bag ready, because tonight the most stomach churning pests and vermin will be DEEP FAT FRIED. Watc...