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Our boy Link has recovered a lot of equipment in the form of treasure throughout the years. From bombs to arrows to slingshots, his arsenal is a veritable tool belt for adventuring. So this week, we ask: What if you could take only one of Link's items on a deserted island? Todd stands by the grabby/pointy Hookshot, Andrew builds a block-based economy with the Cane of Somaria, and Kyle fus-ro-dahs...

LinkedIn has told us that, as Millennials, we're always looking for the next "big thing" in our career paths. The "thing" could be a bigger paycheck, more fulfilling work, or to follow in the footsteps of an enigmatic leader with an idealistic vision. But what if, instead of trolling Talent Management Managers on social media, we instead decided to hitch our proverbial wagons to the dynamic leader...

NERV. The Evas. Human Instrumentality. ADAM. This week's FLAVOR TEXT dives into the twisted psyche of one of the most influential anime series of all time, Neon Genesis Evangelion! Now that the complete series has re-dubbed for streaming on Netflix, we're taking the opportunity to evangelize this masterpiece by shoving each and every psychosomatic plot beat down your collective brain-throats. Also...

Before Guitar Hero taught the world about Dragonforce and before Dance Dance Revolution brought us Darude, there was only one game series defined by its licensed music. And that series is Tony Hawk's Pro Skater. Everyone has fond memories of grinding rails and doing siiick reverse indy nosebones skating to Goldfinger's Superman. Or how about kickflipping a 520 ollie and wallplanting while Powerman...

We've talked at length about many of the horrors implicated by the crazy-pants world of Pokémon. But one of the most horrifying implications is the idea that a 10-year-old child could hold the power to destroy the fabric of time and space itself literally in their pocket. These are literal gods who should be worshipped, not thrown in a box waiting to be taught Cut. So this week, our team of season...

What's up #bazinganation?! Your favorite The Big Bang Theory debate-themed podcast is back for what might be the last time! We recorded this episode days before the TBBT finale, so before we knew what actually happened we speculated on how Sheldon would finally bite the bullet. Will he be murdered for his insensitivity or just pulled back into the Gates of Hell to resolve the pact he made with the...

**SPOILER WARNING FOR SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME** Todd and Andrew saw Spider-Man: Far From Home and oh my God now it's time to geek out over it. Does Jake Gyllenhaal's Mysterio top Keaton's Vulture? What is the future of the MCU now that the Avengers are gone? Could J.K. Simmons dethrone Rami Malek as our new God-King? It's very possible all of these questions have answers. It's also very possible...

Oh Sonic...our very fast boy with a very complicated past. He's been a street fighter, an Olympic athlete, a zero gravity surfboard racer, and even a knight facing off against King Arthur. We decided to give everyone's favorite blue hedgehog yet another second chance by fixing some of Sonic's more pained gimmicks. Our crack team of armchair-quarterbacking game designers are proposing massive overh...

On Part 2 of our journey through the lore of Magic: The Gathering, we cover everything after The Great Mending up to where the story stands today. Our main focus is the Gatewatch, the unlikely alliance of demi-gods that consists of an All-American quarterback, a lovestruck wizard, a goth necromancer, and one very swole cat. The art behind Magic is still really tight! Here's this episode's rad imag...

Yeah, sure, your pet is your best friend because and they provide you with unrequited love and companionship, yada yada yada. But your dog would be waaay cooler if it could breathe fire. Hypothetical situations like this are what we here at Debate This! do best. And so, we're taking some of Mario's most iconic baddies and housebreaking them. Oh no, Chargin' Chuck peed on the carpet again… Check ou...

From Dinosaur Blade Runner to CG hedgehogs with real human teeth, we here at Debate This! unequivocally love when video games get adapted to other things. So this week, we're asking what video game could be the next great cinematic masterpiece. Will it be the anime-esque adventures of Monster Hunter, the hilariously unoriginal space-pirate-ninja drama from Blood Wake, or the very smelly misadventu...

On this month's Flavor Text, we're tapping all our mana to summon one of the biggest and most complex lore monsters out there today. That's right nerds, we've unpacked the story behind Magic: The Gathering. And, what started as a strained recounting turned into one of the most fucking straight-up metal fantasy stories any of us has ever heard. The art behind Magic is tight! Here's the  album of al...

The 1993 film Super Mario Bros is notorious for 1) being very bad, and 2) inadvertently creating a sub-genre of crappy movie adaptations of popular video games. So this week, we're finally going to right this wrong and re-shoot the Mario Bros movie the right way. Problem is, we don't actually create new concepts, we just steal from the likes of Wes Anderson, Martin Scorsese, and...the dudes from S...

**HUGE MASSIVE SPOILER WARNING FOR AVENGERS: ENDGAME** The release of Avengers: Endgame marks the end of an 11-year saga. A saga which, quite frankly, many of us thought would never actually work out. But much like our 20s (excluding Matt), the Avengers saga is done, and we are now left only with one underlying question: What happens now? The boys spend their time sharing their thoughts about what...

The Top Generals of the World's Military need our help! The R&D department of Debate ThisI Corp. has been tasked with developing a new weaponized vehicle, so naturally we're going to pull blueprints from games because that is a totally normal thing to do. Instead of boring old helicopters, how about the AV-49 Wasp from Halo? Why drive that tank when you could fire napalm from a reinforced ice crea...

DC's Blackest Night arc in the mid-2000s finally accomplished the thing that 30 years of comics preceding it couldn't—it finally made the Green Lantern cool by adding other Lanterns of different colors of the spectrum. So we decided to overlay some of our favorite Smash Bros characters onto these lesser-known Lanterns to make some truly unstoppable forces. We've got a zombified R.O.B. that worship...

A trainer's first Pokemon is arguably the most important impact on how their fighting style develops and more importantly how they grow as a trainer and as a person. So naturally, the Pokemon that best map onto our personalities are a goopy snot dragon, a swole fish with large calves, and a metallic pangolin walled off from emotions. Fortunately, Tom Zalatnai from Up for Discussion and Blasting Of...

Since no one asked for it, we went back to the lore well and drudged up another hot steaming pile of knowledge for the next edition of FLAVOR TEXT! Marvel has announced they will be releasing an Eternals movie in 2020. What the hell is an Eternal? Do they have anything to do with the mysterious, seemingly immortal beings we've already met? And what is the deal with that giant baby-god with the big...

Despite the fact that we've made it abundantly clear that we don't know Science, our field team at Debate This Labs are studying the various colors of Yoshis to answer one very important question: Which color of Yoshi is the best? Is it the fire-breathing Red Yoshi, the flying Blue Yoshi, or the butt-thwomping Yellow Yoshi? There can only be one champion in the ensuing Yoshi Race Wars, because tho...

We here at Debate This Corp, LLC, want to make a game but we don't really know anything about game development. But there is one thing we do know about, and that's Corporate America. So we would like to present to you, dear listener, our pitch for a massively-multiplayer online RPG based in the world of 9-5 office jobs. You know how cool it is to shoot fireballs from your hands? Well what if inste...

We've spent a lot of time debating, so let's take off the punching gloves and put on our friendship pants to learn a bit more about our master debaters. Check out more incessant arguments at www.debatethiscast.com and keep the conversation going by following us on social media @debatethiscast.

It is the year 20XX. Gigantic monsters have appeared from the depths of the Pacific Ocean to wreak havoc, and so our only option is to build larger robots largely themed around specific elements and/or animals to combat them. The only thing standing between us and absolute destruction is the combined power of Flash Man, Guts Man, and Armored Armadillo. We're screwed. Check out more incessant argum...

The poor DC Cinematic Universe just can't catch a break. We thought there might be some momentum with Wonder Woman, but then Justice League and Batman vs. Superman happened. So it's time to force a heel-turn. We're going to recast some of the more iconic heroes that have had some less-than-stellar appearances at in the theater. Get ready for some new, hot takes on Superman, Green Lantern, and the...

Gel up your spiky hair and break out your magical key swords, because Kingdom Hearts III is here! As our inaugural episode of FLAVOR TEXT, we're breaking from the normal format to have Andrew feed you and the rest of the guys the entirety of the Kingdom Hearts story so far. Everything is on the table, from mainline games to handheld mobile games, HD remixes, card battlers, interquel movies, arbitr...

War. War never changes. Except when the latest Fallout game gets bored with its lack of NPCs and decides to incorporate a hipster gorilla, malicious disembodied hands, and a delusional man shouting about "catching 'em all." In addition to our pitch for this new, unofficial DLC, we add to our pantheon of false actor gods. Check out more incessant arguments at www.debatethiscast.com and keep the con...