Death Metal Daddies

We're picking our favorite albums of 2009 and ranking them to find the best of 2009!

This week's news we cover the news of what crazy merch item Profanica is selling from their merch tables on their current tour, and you'll never guess what it is!!.... Spoiler alert it's cum. We also talk about the struggle of being a parent of multiple kids and how to evenly split your time between them, so no one feels left out.

Another week another set of new music! We review new music from Deftones, Inhuman Condition, Pathogenic, Born of Osiris, King 810, After the Burial, Philophobia, and Car Bomb!

Have you wondered if we took all of our top ranked albums, which ones would be the best of those? Thats today's episode where we rank our top ranked albums!

The Big metal news is that Ozzy and Black Sabbath played their final show in a festival with many guests and surprise acts paying tribute. This week's daddy topic we decided since it's on everyone's mind- what's going with these dag gum Epstein files?

This episode we cover new releases from the bands Shadow of Intent, Putridity, Heaven Shall Burn, Deadguy, Sodom, Mike Litoris Complot as well as the new single from Sanguisugabogg!

We sit down and discuss all the albums from the industrial metal pioneers Static-X! Both from their Wayne Static era to the Posthumous releases!

This Episode we have metal news such as news and even some political news and commentary. We also discuss the Daddy Topic of the week. Are you worried your kids will get into things or want to do things you don't want? How do you steer them away without them wanting to go back even more so after no longer being watched? We discuss this in today's episode!

In this episode we review the new releases playlist! Cryptopsy: An Insatiable Violence Malevolence: Where Only The Truth is Spoken Vandren: Apex Violator We also cover new singles: Revocation Ft Johny Davy: Cronenberged Scalp: CONSPIRACY

This week we review new music from Dissonant Seepage, King 810, Fallujah, Heavan Shall Burn and more! We also breakdown the new release that is taking the metal world by storm, Draugveil with the release- Cruel World of Dreams and Fears. We also discuss what it is that makes something heavy. Is it the speed? The tuning? The production? We also sit down and review a classic in the death metal genre...

The Dads are back to review new music from Stray From the Path, Rivers of Nihil, Psycroptic, Pillars of Cacophony, and more! They also break down some of the most recent metal news like DL's new music endeavor, Born of Osiris line up change and more! We also finally breakdown the best albums from the polish tech death legends Decapitated.

This week we cover new releases from Midnight, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, Feversea, Blackbraid & more! Archspire has announced a new drummer after months of speculation. Cryptopsy is rereleasing their debut and have asked from help from Undeath, Emasculator and even a surprise country musician! We also finally sit down and discuss the albums from the Florida Death Metallers MORBID ANGEL!

The Daddies discuss new music from Abigail Williams, Shadow of Intent, Cryptopsy, The Callous Daoboys, Full of Hell, Larcenia Roe and More! They discuss the new Blood Incantation Tour for Absolute Elsewhere. They also have a discussion of identifying who these 2 old obscure bands end up becoming.

***WARNING**** If you are a Sleep Token fan, squeamish to disgusting song titles or are vegan, there are some things in the episode that might upset you. The Dads sit down and talk about the Mastodon concert at the Factory. New music is reviewed such as Behemoth, Ghost Bath, Sleep Token, Vulvectomy and more! There is some online beef in the metal community and the Dads talk about it in the metal n...

We have officially been a podcast for 1 full year! That's 365 days! 52 Weeks! We did it! We have some new releases to go over such as Hate, Coffin Feeder, Caustic Wound, Neural Glitch and more! We also discuss upcoming tours such as the revamped Jasta led Summer Slaughter Tour. We also discuss when there are lineup changes and copyright disputes causing issues in bands We also rank the origina...

During a Chaotic week we are back to review new albums from Employed to Serve, Caliban, Ghost and even Machinehead. There are some new album announcements from Putridity and even Metalcore Legends Deadguy who released their first song in 30 years! We also discuss the NFL draft and potential for next season. We also sit down to talk about the band that created the genre that is the whole reason we...

We stick to the underground releases this week from artists such as Crypts of Despair, Buried Realm, and Brain Stem. There is also a new Crimson Armada EP in there as well. We also discuss the news and allegations surrounding Aborted's ex drummer. We can only take so much sass from these kids so we talk about it. There is also the Titanic museum that shows the wackiness of the tragedy. Jeff dampen...

We talk about new releases like the new Album Biographyte from Cytotoxin. We also discuss getting older and the clothes we as men have for options. We also talk more about sports ball and discuss the UFL. We go over the Louder Than Life Lineup and how stacked it is. We also dive into the discography of the Djent pioneers Meshuggah.

We're back with 2 new music playlists with albums from Deafheaven, Benediction, Bleed From Within and more! Silas gives his thoughts on the Meshuggah and Cannibal Corpse Show. Pentagram announces a tour and more metal news. We discuss the new Nosferatu movie. We sit down and discuss the discography of the deathcore titans Suicide Silence. #meshuggah #deathmetal #cannibalcorpse #fatherhood #dea...

This is a big week for releases check them out! We also discuss the new wave of Deathcore and its many new forms it coming in. We also sit down and rank Strapping Young Lad albums! 00:23:00- 9 Dead 00:24:50- Malevolence 00:26:15- Some really bad english accents 00:27:45- Caliban 00:30:15- Molotov Solution 00:34:50- Throne (Silas Pick) 00:37:30- Imperial Triumphant (Jeff Pick) 00:44:10- Contagion (...

This week we have a plethora of new releases from: 0:17:30- The Callous Daoboys- Lemon 0:19:05- Allegeon- The Swarm 0:21:45- Cradle of Filth- White Hellebore 0:23:21- Fracturus- Extinction Threshold 0:26:53- Laura Jane Grace- Your God (God's Dick) 0:29:40- Rivers Of Nihil- American Death 0:36:25- Warbringer- Wrath and Ruin (Sila's Pick) 0:39:55- Avulsed- Phoenix Cryptobiosis (Jeff's Pick) 0:43:25-...

Whitechapel is back with the heaviness in their new album Hymns of Dissonance. Some very big news from the Mastodon camp that has us all shocked and devastated. Tool finds themselves in the center of a possible lawsuit. AAAOOOHH IT WAS A FIREFIGHT! Bleeding Through album rankings!

This Weeks New Music Playlist is for the Underground only! We also discuss the short lived phenomenon of Virtual tours. With the rise in attention of Pentagram there is the other side of social media in music and concerns of buying fame. We also rank the legendary discography of Dying Fetus!

We're back with a long playlist of new releases! Oceano causes a stir once again, Pantera Tour announcement and breaking down the discography of Cryptopsy!

What a Super Bowl am I right? We break down our thoughts on the big game. We also talk about the potential Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza and Cephalic Carnage reunions as well as the Ben Duerr drama. We also discuss the most dad things about ourselves whether its lawn care or appreciation for older things. We also discuss the controversial viewpoint of wearing merch of the bands you are going to...