Death by Podcast

Episode 25 is LIVE! I feel like I'm in a vortex of grease and spookums! We wanted to do something extra special for our 25th, and so close to Halloween. So Adam and Kevin both came to the table with our favorite, must watch Halloween movies. It's a giant, rotting burrito bowl filled with Jason, Michael, Chucky, zombies, and draculas topped with ecto plasm and a dusting of peanut butter out of the...

Episode 24 is LIVE, and it's vaya con dios to Mark Boon Junior, all the hookers in New Mexico, and Daniel Baldwin's tidy little too-clean outfit! You probably guessed it at "hookers". That's right, it's 1998's other blood sucking movie, John Carpenter's Vampires! And Kevin finally found his sign off! It's Miller time! JOIN US DBP

A round of Pop Rocks and Drano for everyone! Episode 23 is live and this week the letter 'U' wasn't very kind to poor Kevin. He got stuck with Jerod Le'toe, a neutered Freddy Kreuger, and some idiot chicks and a microwaved bitch! I can't believe I just wrote that, but you'd be right if you guessed 1998's Urban Legend. JOIN US! It's Miller time! DBP

Frankenstein LIVES! Reveals Enormous bolt! Nymphomaniac vampire sucks town dry! Igor and wife never had a real HUMP! BZONKERS! You guessed it, for episode 22 we watched the 1985 CLASSIC, Transylvania 6-5000! JOIN US! It's Miller time! DBP

"Let me feel you." "So smooth!" "Sweet!" Never before in cinematic history have more quotable lines been uttered. Join Adam and Kevin, Chocolate Chip Charlie, and Mo Rutherford for episode 21. It's a downhome, creamy bonanza with 1985's The Stuff, and you better eat it before you're wearing a fur coat and soiling your Return of the Jedi sheets. JOIN US! DBP

No, it's not a pig that turns into a werewolf like Kevin thought. It's a pig that takes your baby, eats your wife, and steals your TV! This week we watched 1984's 'Razorback' starting Sean Connery and Paul Rudd as Nat Man, and I've seriously never seen a more beautiful movie come out of Australia since Jacked Human made a movie literally called 'Australia'. JOIN US! DBP

No, it's not Star Trek! And it's not Motley Crew! It ain't even Jason Takes Manhattan (but we do talk about it again, it's such a great movie)! This week Adam and Kevin watched THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE IN HISTORY! You Guessed it, 2002's Queen of the Damned! We are so sorry. JOIN US! DBP

WE HAVE THE MEATS! Arby's may not have Ving Rhames, but the werewolf guy from Silver Bullet definitely made sandwiches out of him. You Guessed it, for Episode 18 we watched the Wes Craven toilet bowl of fun, The People Under The Stairs! At least the dog made it through half the movie. JOIN US! DBP

It's Miller Time! Death by stereo! You're so cool, Brewster! Nothing even remotely that cool is said in this movie! All the more reason to listen to us talk about a bunch of A-hole chicks, magical mannequins, and a Batman that just wants to go to bed. You guessed it, this week we watched 1983's One Dark Night, and WOW was it great! Psyche your mind! JOIN US! DBP

I've got good news and BETTER news, ladies...It's Miller time! That's right! For episode 16 we watched the 1986 Fred Dekker masterpiece, Night of the Creeps! So prepare to be thrilled! JOIN US!

It's Friday the 13th and Adam and Kevin decided to pay homage to our favorite slasher, Julian Voorhees! We're talking movies 1-10, Freddy vs Julian, and the Friday the 13th TV series from 1989. So get your 3D glasses and put away the wine bottle openers because you're about to get screwed out of the next hour of your life! JOIN US! DBP

It's not Soilent Green, it's not Psycho, but make no mistake...THIS IS IT! For episode 14 we watched 1980's Motel Hell or: The Sheri Moon Zombie Origin Story! Watch one woman's decent into madness, and an entire county turned into the best dang beef jerky you ever did taste! Not even Cliff Clavin as The Drummer can save you! JOIN US!

Episode 13 is live and this week we're eating peanut butter out of the jar in the kitchen with the Frog Brothers, Nanook, and Thorne! Is Grampa Emerson the first vampire hunter ever?! Why is Marko filled with so much juice? I wouldn't worry about it because they're only noodles, Michael. It's the 1987 Joel Shumacher masterpiece, The Lost Boys. Death by stereo! No, Death by Podcast! JOIN US!

Episode 12 is live, and this week Kevin made me watch an insane posse of Klowns chasing people through the woods, rifling through femenine products at the pharmacy, and loading people into kotton kandy sacks only to drink them later with krazy straws. That's it. I'm done. JOIN US!

Episode 11 is live and you might as well strap in because for the letter 'J' this week Adam and Kevin are going 450 years into the future to the year 2001 and watching Jason X! We're talking Tom Jones hair, robots whiter than Powdered Data, and layer upon layers of yarn V-neck sweaters! So much fun! JOIN US.

Grab some popcorn! Grab some Oates! Grab your cat by the tail and swing it around! This week Adam and Kevin are talking about the 1999 Seth Green Masterpiece, Idle Hands! It's also our 10th episode and to celebrate we're rolling out our brand new logo. So don't be lazy or the hand monster might just grab your butt! JOIN US!

This week Adam and Kevin venture into not one, but two haunted, nether dimensioning dwellings with 1985's classic House, and 1987's House II: The Second Story! It's Greatest American Hero vs Night Court, TO THE DEATH! JOIN US!

Hang on to your light fixtures because this week Kevin and Adam are crawling into a hole in your back yard that is jam packed with little men in suits ready to bite your balls off, sweaty gym shoes, flaming religious books, and underground fart clouds! That's right, it's 1987's The Gate! JOIN US!

Episode 7 just moved in next door and Kevin and Adam are carrying coffins to the basement all night! Literally! It's Kevin's first time and one of Adam's FAVORITES of all time, so dance seductively with us and we promise we'll all stand up with new hairdos. JOIN US!

This week Kevin and Adam are fighting for the heart of one Cassandra Peterson, aka, Elvira Mistress of the Dark! Help us ward off Frankensteinian town folk, evil wizards, moldy beef monsters and more innuendos than you can shake a wiener at! JOIN US!

This week we're taking a break from the alphabet so that Adam and Kevin can jump on the Netflix bandwagon and talk about Zack Snyder's new zombie masterfeast, Army of the Dead! Vegas is screwed as Celine Dion and Liberace race to keep crying zombies from having sex! JOIN US!

Like Alan Thick and his eggs, this podcast will ruin your brain! Thanks for joining Adam and Kevin for episode 4, and we've made it to the letter D for Demon Knight! Billy Zane is cool, Mr. Futterman pops out from hiding AGAIN! And Kevin's friend Bill Sadler is an actual Knight. It's 1995's Tales From the Crypt Presents: Demon Knight! JOIN US!

They thought they could scare us off but Death by Podcast is back for episode 3! Today Adam and Kevin are talking Stephen King's horror anthology, Cat's Eye from 1985! It's Drew Barrymore in her finest wigs, and some of the most innovative and overlooked creature FX in cinematic history. We're getting horrible, JOIN US!

In 1987 Chuck Russel made a Freddy worm and some superpowered Dream Warriors to fight him in one of the coolest slasher films ever made. But we're not talking about that. We're talking about the Blob remake he made the next year in 1988! This week Adam and Kevin tackle the hard questions. Is Kevin Dillon a real person? Which is more mature, Binaka or Trojans? And who would win in a fight between T...

In 1997 someone released a movie claiming to be the sequel to An American Werewolf in London. They lied. Instead we got a prequel to Hostel and THE best CGI flying condom in cinematic history! An American Werewolf in Paris is as bad as you remember. Join us!