Dear Pod,

Summer is here and "vacation advice" seems to be a hot topic this week. Where to go? Who to go with? Who not to go with. Why am I going anywhere at all and why do these complete strangers have to be all over this beach during my one relaxing week of the year??? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hey! Glad you could make it! Everyone is waiting for you in the Tiki Lounge. Yup. Just grab a drink, drop your pants and say "Hi" to Bette Midler.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

First rule when listening to DEAR POD: Tell no one.  Because once the word gets out that you are enjoying this weekly, comedy podcast, everyone will want a piece of your good time. You've been warned. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

You picked the right day to tune in. We go from porn to an office party in Staten Island. I know. A lot more than you expected when you woke up this morning. That's why we're here. For you. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Come on in and pull yourself up a chair. We were this many yers old when we found out some of the useless facts that you'll hear on this week's episode. Who's luckier than you??? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Do you think there's ever been a time, while standing in front of the Wailing Wall, one man turned to another and whispered, "A Priest, a Rabbi and a Monk walk into a bar...?" Tune in and discover how Erin may find out the answer to that and other perplexing life questions. Lucky you! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We're switching things up! Newer format, same host, old jokes. This can't go wrong. Grab a cocktail and come right in! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Quick question: Do you listen to these 'Mini-Sodes" or any podcasts, for that matter, while you're walking around your backyard naked? Asking for a friend. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We've got a GRAB BAG here! Anything goes! It's a roll of the dice! That's right. We couldn't come up with a topic, so we took the easy way out. Enjoy! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hey! You there! Tired of listening to the daily chaos of what is happening in our nation? Then tune into this week's 'Mini-Sode" so Erin and Patty can explain the daily chaos of Ms. Gwen Stefani. That's right. We go head to head with the most important topics of the day while you sit back and sip that cocktail. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Apparently, Erin was not an UNINVITED GUEST as she recently made her late-night, stand-up debut, on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert.  How'd it go? Did she choke?  Let MOTH take you through a non-stressful reenactment of it all. Then, we'll read articles and drink! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Oh my God, that guy isn't wearing any pants! Just try not to look at him in the eyes as you listen to the "Mini-Sode". NO! DON'T LOOK DOWN! Crap. Now we have to talk to him. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Do you have PETS? Well, Erin and Patty will see try to keep on topic this week but there are no promises. Now get a treat for yourself and your four-legged friend and let's see what going on at the Ranch. By the way, are you housebroken? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Look everyone! It's the Mini-Sode! Let us celebrate by making praise hands. What a wonderful way to welcome a new episode of laughs and wonder. DAMMIT! That guy next to me "Praise Hands" just poked me in the eye. Dammit! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Come on, Susan. Put on your hiking boots because we are about to TRAVEL out to the Pineapple Ranch to see what possible nonsense is happening at the Maha'a Tiki Bar today. Ten bucks says that Jules is already drunk! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Congratulations! You just tuned into the Truly Extraordinary, Absolutely Terrific, I Can't Even Sit Down No More Cause I'm So Excited My Pants Are Wet MINI-SODE! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Would somebody please nudge Jules. He fell asleep again at the editing board and the neighbors are complaining that they can hear his SNORING from across the street. We don't care that he's asleep but why is he editing in his underwear? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Eddie Vedder. Gwen Stefani. New Underwear. Nothing is safe this week. Welcome to the "Mini-Sode"! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

From Pong to Fortnite. From Space Invaders to...uummmm....Fortnite. That's right. We're talking about VIDEO GAMES. Get your quarters ready and let's waste a night over at the Maha'a Arcade! Just to make sure, your Dad's gonna pick us up later and drive me home? Cool. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Check your breath. Make sure your braces are clean. Don't be all handsy. We're giving you our first kiss on this week's "mini-sode".  Hang on. It's gonna be awkward. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hey there. Good to see ya. Yeah.  I know you stopped by for something. Just can't think of why you're here at the moment. Jeez, you'd think this week's episode was about FORGETFULNESS. Wait.........no. That's not it. Hey. When did you get here? ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

This week's "mini-sode" may drive you so crazy that you'll might leave the Maha'a Tiki Lounge and find yourself in the comfort of a nice jail cell. Yeah. We have that effect on people. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Say, who is that group of people sitting over there, sipping on those smart tales, dressed to the nines, laughing and carrying on?  Why those people are CHILDLESS BY CHOICE. What empty lives they must lead....................but they sure do look happy. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We have been told that listening to an episode of DEAR POD is just as intoxicating as sniffing glue. So, do yourself a favor and take a big whiff of us up you OL' FACTORY this week.  Yeah. I think that came out right. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

What are your RESOLUTIONS? Mine are not to make any in the upcoming year. I think that is a win-win for all of us. If your friends are having trouble coming up with a resolution, just tell them to listen to DEAR POD every week in 2025. Like I said: Win-Win. #dearpod #podcast #comedy #comedypodcast @rounderbum ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★