Dear Hank & John

How do you open an envelope? How do companies turn attention into money? What's the deal with the itsy bitsy spider? And more! Get your signed desk sword!!!  https://store.dftba.com/products/john-green-signed-desk-swords If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at  patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . Follow us...

Who owns the bones? Why are American coins so confusing? Would dragon eggs have scales? And more! Follow us on Twitter!  twitter.com/dearhankandjohn If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at  patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us f...

How do you deal with saying something wrong publicly? How far does a squirrel's social sphere extend? Can I ask my friend questions about her surgery? And more! Thanks to Helen Zaltzman for being a temporary Green brother this week! Find more of Helen's work at  helenzaltzman.com . Follow us on Twitter!  twitter.com/dearhankandjohn If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail...

How do you stay focused on one project for a long time? Should I tell this stranger to examine their zipper? Are there other kinds of ketchup? And more! Follow us on Twitter!  twitter.com/dearhankandjohn If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at  patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . If you're in need of dubio...

Are our voices actually slightly deeper? What's going on with paperclips? How do I keep out the chickens? And more! Follow us on Twitter!  twitter.com/dearhankandjohn If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at  patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gm...

When are you too old to read YA? How do you get lost in a healthy way? Are there entire civilizations on the bottom of the ocean? And more! Check out Jana's YouTube channel:  youtube.com/aFriendlyArab This episode was recorded live at VidCon London 2019! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at  patre...

How do I win the bird hospitality battle? Are the keys part of the car? How do I get better at creative writing? And more! You can listen to more Hank & Katherine in  Delete This ! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at  patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . If you're in need of dubious advice, email us...

Should I pretend to dislike my sister? How do I not put too much pressure on my dream job? How much salt does it take to mummify a person? And more! Keep learning from Danielle in  Origin of Everything ! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at  patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . If you're in need of dubio...

How do I propose to my girlfriend if I can't get down on one knee? How do I get rid of a bad nickname? Should I cause chaos? And more! This episode was recorded live at PodCon 2 in Seattle, WA. If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at  patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . If you're in need of dubious advice,...

How do I know if I'm being a know-it-all? How do we survive the 2020 presidential election? At what point does a flying fish become a swimming bird? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at  patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com....

Should penguins go to Mars? Why do we chew rubber? Is this frantic, indecisive squirrel okay? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at  patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhan...

What should I put in my journal? Should I sign a card for someone I don't know? What do I do when strangers tell me my shoes are untied? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at  patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for...

Am I too old to race down hotel hallways? Is there a stranger in my attic? How do you make plans with a subgroup of friends? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at  patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly liv...

What should I do at prom by myself? Can ghosts ride in cars? How do you end a voicemail? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at  patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams at patreon.com/dearhankandj...

How do I stop receiving so many Peeps? Why do I have to sneeze immediately after I put on mascara? How do I use a bus? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at  patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestrea...

What do I do when all my friends hang out without me? Are beans basically small potatoes? How do you smuggle a swan internationally? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at  patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for mon...

How do I teach a class I know almost nothing about? What if humans had tails? Why can’t you walk through a drive-through? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at  patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . Get your PodCon tickets at  podcon.com ! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandj...

Why do we put people on pedestals? How can I get better at mornings? What should I hide under the floorboards? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at  patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . Get your PodCon tickets at  podcon.com ! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.c...

Where did all the websites go? How do you solve a problem like Maria? What's my brand? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Check out our other podcasts in the WNYC Studios network,  SciShow Tangents  and  The Anthropocene Reviewed . Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at  patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . If you're in need of du...

What should I do about the accordion player outside? Should I take a trip to a strange city by myself? How do I get in the secular Christmas spirit? And more! There are still perks available on the Project for Awesome Indiegogo! Get yours at  projectforawesome.com/donate . If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Check out our other podcasts in the WNYC Studios netwo...

Why are human babies so useless? What's with Ohio's salad crackers? Why can't I use an umbrella in the snow? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Check out our other podcasts in the WNYC Studios network,  SciShow Tangents  and  The Anthropocene Reviewed . Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at  patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . I...

What would it feel like to be microwaved? How do I get my dad to chill on Facebook? How do I confront my roommate about the ferret oatmeal baths? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Check out our other podcasts in the WNYC Studios network,  SciShow Tangents  and  The Anthropocene Reviewed . Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcas...

How much money should I ask for? How do I talk to my crush? Will climate change make mountains shorter? And more! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Check out our other podcasts in the WNYC Studios network,  SciShow Tangents  and  The Anthropocene Reviewed . Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at  patreon.com/dearhankandjohn . If you...

How do I convince my boyfriend not to grow a mullet? What do I do with this small, hot towel? Should I destroy my sad friend in Words with Friends? John and Hank have answers to this and more! Check out our other podcasts in the WNYC Studios network,  SciShow Tangents  and  The Anthropocene Reviewed . Email us: hankandjohn@gmail.com Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast a...

Hosts  Hank  and  John Green  (authors and  YouTubers ) offer both humorous and heartfelt advice about life’s big and small questions. They bring their personal passions to each episode by sharing the week’s news from Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the third-tier English football club).  If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams a...