Dear Albie

We invited mom back on the show...and wowweee. She reveals Real Housewives of New Jersey news and major personal news. What more do you need? Listen now! Subscribe! And write to us: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back from vacation! And joined at Chris' restaurant by personal jeweler Chuck Adanalian. Albie got a tattoo! Do you leave tips for pickup orders? Is the grocery store on Sunday a great place to meet women? Softball team drama! Is Roomba etiquette a thing? Mom calls in! Chuck gives tips on buying engagement rings and talks about the diamond mines he works in. Send in your questions: dearalbie...

Albie and Chris stopped by Bravo’s HQ to talk to the hosts of "The Daily Dish" (@erikjmac) and (@megsegura) about all things Real Housewives, Bravo, their lives, and Dear Albie. We'll be back next week with a full slate of shows, new exciting guets, an argument about whether we should have sponsors, possibly a Lauren appearance, and so much more. We're refreshed and have a lot of new insane questi...

We're LIVE(ish) from 10th Street Pasta and Pizza in Hoboken. We've invited some friends to come listen, ask their own questions, and be part of the show. And we're talking everything from dating apps to guys who lie about their height to the best drinks to throw at an ex in a bar. PLUS, is ghosting a thing? Is "saddled" a real word? How long does it take Chris to make drinks? And we unleash Lily o...

Albie and Chris are live from 10th Street Pasta & Pizza with special guest Hannah Taub from TalkDirty2YourFood, and we're talking all things drinking -- from drunk texting exes (and why we do it) to Albie's Fritos "chaser" experience. PLUS, a couple classic Dear Abbys, the mailbag questions are on fire, a torrid affair with a chubby brother-in-law, and the time Albie passed out during a lightning...

Happy Valentine's Day! Albie shares a romantic story about how he painted a wall, Chris sets the record straight on Manzo children not working, we find a Dear Abby about a torrid affair with a brother-in-law, the story of how Sean and Teagan met is nuts, Albie thinks he can name all the states on a map, and Chris gives everyone homework. Write in with your questions: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com! Ad...

Albie and Chris welcome Teagan Presley and her husband Sean as they open up the mailbag and answer listener questions. We talk hidden cameras, fingers in butts, Chris' wedding hashtagging skills, the weirdest poop story you'll ever hear, how adult film stars handle fame, how Greg Bennett is doing, and much, much more. Write in with your own questions: DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiri...

Caroline is back and she's answering any and all questions you have for her. Will she ever go back to Real Housewives? Who is Markie's favorite? Who gets married first, Chris or Albie? How do you raise a teenager? How was she cast in Real Housewives? Love for Funfetti! And more! Send in your questions to dearalbiemailbag@gmail.com and subscribe to never miss a show! Advertising Inquiries: https://...

Oh man. OHHHH MAN. We've dug up new old advice questions...and you'll never forget the line, "my husband thinks it's swell." Plus, a behind-the-scenes bonus commentary from Chris, we open the mailbag and set a new bar for listener questions, and so much more. Send in your "milke" questions! DearAlbiemailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choi...

Chris is running late, so Albie starts the show without him and dives into old advice questions on tardiness. Plus, Albie recalls his first time trying weed in Colorado, a crazy story that includes teleportation, Jurassic Park, room service, and a hotel roof. Joined by Hoda, the founder of Molly's Milk Truck, we tackle everything from sexless relationships to showing up exactly on time to dinner p...

Albie welcomes back his mom, Caroline, and we open up the mailbag with topics including their relationship with the adorable Markie, dancing with Danielle Staub, some Manzo'd insider insight, the time Albie was kicked in the head at Cirque du Soleil, which Housewife Caroline would start a business with, some love for the Wakile family, modern parenting, dating women with kids, and more! Advertisin...

We're going back to the mailbag and answering listener questions, which gets us topics like Albie's cryptic Instagram captions and overdoing Markie photos, Chris gets two Cajun accent requests, we reveal a Ham Game secret, we answer a question about the relationships on RHONJ, Australian toilets vs. American toilets...and more! Subscribe to never miss an episode! And send in your questions to dear...

We have a catfish update! She mayyy have shown up to Chris' restaurant last week...we're not sure. But Albie has been in contact, and there will be a podcast appearance soon. Plus, how do Albie and Chris react to a listener mail question about dating fans of the Real Housewives? Would they date a divorcee? AND we got listener mail about prison pen pal relationships so we dug up some old Dear Abby...

Albie calls an emergency podcast session with Chirs and Alex, because he was catfished and doesn't know what to do. Should he cut off all communication? Do we invite her over to Chris' apartment and have her on the show? PLUS, Albie reveals a tip he learned from Chris on how to find out who owns that mystery number texting you, without having to pull the "new phone, who's this?" line. (Alex = moth...

Thanksgiving manners, Albie brings too many women home to meet mom, a slaughterhouse protest, and more. Albie and Chris are celebrating Thanksgiving, and we've invited Alex Lafata back for the fun! In this episode, we tackle family feuds at Thanksgiving, Alex's planned slaughterhouse protest, appropriate Thanksgiving dress, Albie has brought a massive number of women home to meet his mom, Thanksgi...

Albie and Chris talk about Joe Giudice, they share production secrets, and would the Manzos return to RHONJ? Plus, a mailbag question about their Millionaire Matchmaker experience, another about Albie's shirtless photos, and a big teaser at the end. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chris and Albie are back in Hoboken at Chris' makeshift podcast studio (his living room), and this has pushed Chris to the edge. Plus, does Albie hate blondes? Chris inadvertently invents political debates, we answer a Dear Abby question about concert ticket etiquette, and we tease a Housewives episode coming up! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices....

Mom returns to the show! ...and we tiptoe the fine line between chaos and advice by answering listener emails. Special episode from our new studio at Chris' apartment (excuse the audio blips), which was rearranged with mom's touch minutes before we went live.  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're opening the mailbag with Alex Lafata and former NFL linebacker Markus Kuhn. What are the best movies to play in the background while making love? Does Albie believe in aliens? Who shaves what? Alex has a peacock obsession, and the the Manzos answer Housewives questions. And then way, way more. Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho...

Have you ever showered with another person? We tackle the ups and (mainly) downs of that experience. Plus, a question on putting a sex quota on your spouse, women peeing all over the seat, and Albie talks getting kicked out of law school on TV and his mom's pep talk. With special guest Lillian Thakuria (@lilythakuria)! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad ch...

Lots of penis (and boobs) talk in this episode. Plus, why Albie didn't do Tinder while on RHONJ, a great cheating question that involves a modem and internet bulletin boards, and worrying moms. With special guests Alex Lafata (@alex.lafata) and former NFL linebacker Markus Kuhn! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Caroline Manzo stops by (since we record in her basement) and things go off the rails almost immediately -- eventually leading to uncomfortable conversations about cooking breakfast naked and their father's grooming habits. With special guest Life Coach Mike Reddin! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Albie and Chris are joined by Lillian Thakuria (@lilythakuria) and she has a crazy story about her high school ex. Plus, how real is reality TV, should you tell your neighbor's wife that her husband is having an affair?, how was oral sex discovered? and more! Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In the premier episode of Dear Albie, Albie and Chris are joined by Alex LaFata and former New York Giant Markus Kuhn. Topics include 1950s trolls, how to properly position toilet paper, biting during sex, and more! Want your question answered? DearAlbieMailbag@gmail.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices