Dead Men Talking

We improve reality TV and solve immigration in one swoop. Freddy’s in trouble with alcoholics and Jacob Hawley sells his underwear. Check out Jacob’s podcast https://www.youtube.com/@TheScreenRotPodcast DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.com Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to sec...

We’re opening barbershops and definitely going to become millionaires. Someone eats Kevin Bacon. We learn how to politely go for a poo. We’re starting a meme that will definitely not get us in trouble. DEADMEET TICKETS http://deadmeetfestival.com Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secr...

Katie Green tells us why she’s never had a boyfriend. Tom doesn’t know how prawns work. Freddy’s never been lost in lego.  DeadMeet Tickets  http://deadmeetfestival.com Come to our live podcast tour!  http://deadmentalkpod.com

We are the King now. Terry Christian everyone.

Hatty is back! And she’s got stories! Tom has been very stupid. Freddy has discovered something new. Go and watch Hatty’s special! It’s class https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OZvfaCXeD8 DeadMeet tickets are out now! http://deadmeetfestival.com Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret...

Dave Longley’s here so it’s obviously a very spicy one. DeadMeet tickets are out now, go and buy some! http://deadmeetfestival.com Go and listen to Dave’s podcast!https://open.spotify.com/show/58rciyE7z5ynRcVdJjZFjR Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, vie...

Mick Miller regales us with tales from his time working with Tommy Cooper and playing football for Stanley Matthews. Rob gets shit in his eye. Tickets for DeadMeet26 are out now! http://deadmeetfestival.com Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month...

It’s a very dwarf heavy episode this week. Sky Sports have been misogynistic and we simply cannot have that. Freddy has a Christmas rule. DeadMeet26 tickets are out 28 November on Patreon! The best comedy festival in the country is back and this time we're going TWO DAYS! Camping and non-camping tickets are available.  The pre-sale ticket link will be sent out to Patreons on 28 November at 12p...

We’re still reeling from the Terry Christian episode. A Haitian woman makes a bed out of hot pot. We try and order a guillotine. Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.c...

Jon Parkin from Undr The Cosh joins us to talk about his life in football, fake dogs, crufts for fat people and spicy cornflakes. Undr The Cosh: https://www.youtube.com/@undrthecosh Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com

Ray Bradshaw is guest host because Rob is selfishly taking his baby’s side. We invent yet another gameshow, mock the deaf and talk about poo. It’s classic Dead Men, you’d never even know Rob wasn’t here! Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything...

One of the best comics in the world Tom Stade describes why he got Rob into gambling and how to cook gourmet meals in hotel rooms Go and see Tom on tour! http://tomstade.com Come to our live podcast tour! deadmentalkpod.com Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch fo...

Barry Dodds doesn’t want to talk about ghosts, but he does anyway. Someone’s had too many cola bottles. A fuse thief walks among us. Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patr...

Ears last week. Now we’re on eggs. Freddy needs to work on his pillaging. Tom’s had an old man’s birthday. Some lovely Eid songs in this one. Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http:/...

This one is ears heavy. Freddy makes a silly bet. Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod Get in touch! email deadmentalkpod@gmail.com

Joe K. Police (who definitely isn’t part of the joke police) makes sure all of our jokes are well within the boundaries of what’s acceptable. A woman’s bunk beds are getting in the way, but that’s fine, it’s within the boundaries of what’s acceptable. Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to...

Jamie Hutchinson introduces the world to dip pigs. Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com And see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.com Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/deadmentalkpod

Freddy and Alfie go for an intellectual brunch. A woman gets scammed by an astronaut and a man enjoys himself too much at Korn Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com And see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.com

Jack Devaney aka Worldaroundewe is BACK! And he’s brought disgusting presents! He’s also brought a very dark story which probably should have been left for Patreon. Not for the faint hearted this one. Use DEADMEN25 to get a discount on Jack’s website  https://worldaroundewe.com/ And watch Taskbastard 2 with Jack now!  https://youtu.be/nd_iq7cUw2A Come to our live podcast tour!  http://deadmentalkp...

Phil’s hear to talk about his Japanese toilet seat (Japanese toilet seat), shoddily painted England flags and try and organise a heist Check out Phil’s video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ybQM4SkerA&ab_channel=PhilChapman Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com And see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.com Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusiv...

Someone has complained about Freddy in the gym. Rob urges everyone to steal. Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.comAnd see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.comSupport us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! http://www.patreon.com/...

Thomas Green tells us about growing up in a cult. Someone has a walk out at an Edinburgh show and for some reason that’s news. Tom really struggles to read. If only he had glasses? DeadMeet25 tickets are out now!  http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talking Come to our live podcast tour!  http://deadmentalkpod.com   And see Rob’s stand up tour!  http://robcomedy.com Get in touch! email  deadmen...

Seann Walsh learns about Jamaica. Tom reveals his favourite song. Rob has a ridiculous number of plants and an even more ridiculous way to water them. DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talking Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com And see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.com Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy excl...

Rob’s been to a non-binary wedding and had a lovely old time. Freddy gets in trouble looking at a watch. A gay guy claims he’s not gay despite being pretty gay. Someone mis-uses a mini horse. DeadMeet25 tickets are out now!  http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talking Come to our live podcast tour!  http://deadmentalkpod.com And see Rob’s stand up tour!  http://robcomedy.com Get in touch! email...

Rachel Fairburn stands up for Oasis. We have some weird crushes. DeadMeet25 tickets are out now! http://www.ticketsource.co.uk/dead-men-talking Come to our live podcast tour! http://deadmentalkpod.com And see Rob’s stand up tour! http://robcomedy.com Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy exclusive content, get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensore...