Dead Men Talking

Good Heavens Madam! A new episode has arrived… and in it the most obscene conversations… about women’s football, school shootings and even, dare I say it, Quidditch! As always, kind regards, Perkins the Butler.   Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy bonus episodes, exclusive content (including Rob's Punishment Comedy Set and Freddy trying a milkshake), get access to secret ch...

There’s a brand new episode in which we look back at a week where absolutely nothing happened.   Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy bonus episodes, exclusive content (including Rob's Punishment Comedy Set and Freddy trying a milkshake), get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored, early ticket access and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! S...

We discuss the housing crisis, Freddy has a close call thanks for a pizza burrito and Garrett becomes the first guest to bring in their own horrible video.   Thanks Garrett for joining us! Follow Garrett on Twitter: https://twitter.com/millerickcomedy   Watch his comedy special: https://youtu.be/1wnsvSrOxmg   Catch him at the Fringe: https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/garrett-millerick-just-try...

When podcasts combine: The Mild High Club’s Dean and Amy visit us to talk about their first jokes, how to avoid the authorities and what’s the best wanking technique.   Thanks Dean and Amy for joining us! Follow The Mild High Club on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MildHighClubUK   And listen to the podcast: https://linktr.ee/Themildhighclub   Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjo...

New studio, new episode and a new guest, Susie McCabe, to torture.   Thanks Susie for joining us! Follow her on Twitter: https://twitter.com/susie_mccabe   And on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susiemccabecomic   Watch her at the Fringe: https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/susie-mccabe-born-believer   Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy bonus episodes, exclusive cont...

Freddy takes up golf, Rob gets sweaty and we take a trip to Gay Love Island.   Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy bonus episodes, exclusive content (including Rob's Punishment Comedy Set and Freddy trying a milkshake), get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored, early ticket access and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! Sign up now: https:...

Rob tells us about a croissant he ate, Freddy buys a hoover and two people have sex whilst covered in manure.   Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy bonus episodes, exclusive content (including Rob's Punishment Comedy Set and Freddy trying a milkshake), get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored, early ticket access and discounts on merch for jus...

We rank charities. That's it. That's the whole episode.   Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy bonus episodes, exclusive content (including Rob's Punishment Comedy Set and Freddy trying a milkshake), get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored, early ticket access and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! Sign up now: https://www.patreon.com/dea...

Firstly, we argue about how many disabled parking spaces there are in the UK and then we find a solution for peace in the Middle East.    Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy bonus episodes, exclusive content (including Rob's Punishment Comedy Set and Freddy trying a milkshake), get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored, early ticket access and...

Stand-up comedy titan Mick Ferry learns about Freddy’s favourite school book, Rob’s childhood football team and shares his memories of edibles.   Thanks Mick for joining us! Follow him here: https://twitter.com/MickFerry And on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mickmferry     Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy bonus episodes, exclusive content (including Rob's Punishment...

Social Media wind-up merchant Rosie Holt joins Rob and Freddy to take on the culture war, share online horror stories and watch a man get creative with a turkey.   Thanks Rosie for joining us! Follow her here: https://twitter.com/RosieisaHolt And on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rosieisaholt Listen to the NonCensored Podcast: https://podfollow.com/noncensored See Rosie at the Edinburgh Frin...

Foreign comedian Vittorio Angelone joins us in the hot seat as we look back at Freddy’s appearance on Good Morning Britain and watch a medical professional perform a fisting.   Thanks Vittorio for joining us! Follow him here: https://twitter.com/thatvittorio And on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/vittorioangelone Listen to Vittorio’s Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPIy0BYKWUx3ox_Qa...

Netflix Documentaries, Wanking at Work and the Barometer of Fatness lie ahead in this episode! Problematic Songs Spotify Playlist: https://spoti.fi/3NhD4bf and on Apple Music: https://apple.co/39W3u4w   Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy bonus episodes, exclusive content (including Rob's Punishment Comedy Set and Freddy trying a milkshake), get access to secret channels on...

We’ve finally managed to get our first female guest and who better than the wonderful Abigoliah Schamaun? Join us as we unmask The Sniffer, create ‘art’ at the Edinburgh Fringe and watch a lady smash the patriarchy with her high heels!   HUGE thanks to Abigoliah for joining us! http://abigoliah.com/ Follow Abigoliah on Twitter: https://twitter.com/abigoliah On Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/...

It's a foodie episode as Rob measures a pizza, Freddy gets a carbonara, they both argue about cocktails and we watch a man's penis get completely ripped off.   Follow Liam on Twitter: https://twitter.com/flowerofashton Like him on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/liampickfordcomedy/   Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy bonus episodes, exclusive content (including Rob's Pu...

Rob, Freddy and Liam Pickford work out which animal they could take in a fist fight, meet a man at the bottom of a stairwell and watch someone make love to a lawnmower.   Follow Liam on Twitter: https://twitter.com/flowerofashton Like him on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/liampickfordcomedy/   Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy bonus episodes, exclusive content (includi...

Where is H from Steps now? Should we receive Arts Council funding? Is it normal to use a model plane to masturbate? There's only one way to find out. Welcome to Dead Men Talking!   Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy bonus episodes, exclusive content (including Rob's Punishment Comedy Set and Freddy trying a milkshake), get access to secret channels on our Discord, view ever...

Our inaugural roast battle winner Sam Gore joins us this week to chat royals, relationships and really regretting coming on the pod.   Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy bonus episodes, exclusive content (including Rob's Punishment Comedy Set and Freddy trying a milkshake), get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored, early ticket access and dis...

In this episode we talk sugar daddies, sugar babies and shoving your whole head in an arse.   Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy bonus episodes, exclusive content (including Rob's Punishment Comedy Set and Freddy trying a milkshake), get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored, early ticket access and discounts on merch for just £3 a month! Sign...

The wonderful Mark Nelson is in the hot seat as Rob reveals his love for North Korea, Freddy struggles to get to sleep and Mark experiences some new content from the Dead Men Talking video library.   Follow Mark Nelson on Twitter: https://twitter.com/marknelsoncomic Watch Mark's YouTube Special: https://youtu.be/_cp22KcdcTM See Mark at The Fringe: https://tickets.edfringe.com/whats-on/mark-nelson-...

In this episode Rob wants to legalise everything, Freddy goes on a date with a deaf girl and they both talk about noncing for more than half an hour.   Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy bonus episodes, exclusive content (including Rob's Punishment Comedy Set and Freddy trying a milkshake), get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored, early tick...

Scott Bennett is in the hot seat as we discuss pube garnishes, watch a lady use a catapult and dive into the world of erotica…written by Freddy Quinne.   'DENISE ALWAYS GETS WHAT SHE WANTS' by Ludovic Giuly https://www.literotica.com/s/denise-always-gets-what-she-wants   Folllow Scott on Twitter: https://twitter.com/scottbcomedyuk Catch him onTour: https://www.scottbennettcomedy.co.uk/live.html Li...

We take a look back at Peter Andre’s career, Rob and Freddy tackle clothing adverts and we try to work out Freddy’s cup size.   Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy bonus episodes, exclusive content (including Rob's Punishment Comedy Set and Freddy trying a milkshake), get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored, early ticket access and discounts...

We welcomed podcast royalty, the King of the Have A Word pod lids Dan Nightingale to the studio and recorded a stone cold classic of an episode! Join us as we try and break one of the funniest comedians in the game with the worst videos he's ever seen.   Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy bonus episodes, exclusive content (including Rob's Punishment Comedy Set and Freddy tr...

In this episode Freddy thinks breastfeeding is disgusting, Rob guesses which comedian will die next and they both re-enact an encounter with the Nonce Hunters.   Support us on Patreon and join the Army of the Dead! Enjoy bonus episodes, exclusive content (including Rob's Punishment Comedy Set and Freddy trying a milkshake), get access to secret channels on our Discord, view everything uncensored,...