Dead Men Roll No Crits

This week the culmination of book 4 of Skull and Shackles begins as the party to end all parties begins! Captain Casius and the crew have to celebrate and entertain three randomly picked members of the Pirate's Council...or else! If they succeed they gain access to the highest echelons of the piratical world, and if they fail their efforts of the last two books have been for naught! Find out if th...

This week the lower deck crew members of the Tide Breaker go on a special mission to intercept a rumrunner and potential rat-spy onboard the Jester's Grin. When they dip below deck are they springing the rat trap or will they do the trapping and take the rum as their prize? Find out on this week's episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

This week we skip ahead to the good part as the crew spends a month of downtime revitalizing the Isle of Empty Eyes and planning out their party to end all pirate parties! Will the team come together to blow out this buccaneer blast or will they crack under the planning stress? Find out that and more on this week's DMRNC!

The Tide Breaker crew have a pirate's buried treasure to claim, and a Fort to secure as the adventures on the Isle of Empty Eyes come to a close and we look towards the future. What adventures lies in wait still for Captain Casius and his Officers? Find out this week on Dead Men Roll No Crits!

The A-team is back adventuring once more as there is a pirate wreck to uncover and a buried treasure to claim from the now departed Bikendi Otongu. What lurks below in the underwater cave waiting for them to swim by? Well find out all that and more in this week's DMRNC!

Captain Casius has a deal to make with the devil...or rather, a Ghost. Can the evil spirit that haunts the Chelish fort be trusted or will they find a different path? Find out in the chilling conclusion to this section of book 4 on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

The two teams of ranging and adventuring pirates meet in Sumitha as they strike an uneasy truce with an enemy. Upon returning to the ship Hanto and Casius come to loggerheads as the Captain retreats further from his crew's confidence. Heavy is the head that wears the big frilly hat on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits.

The B-team rescue of Captain Casius and the rest has turned into a full blown race against time to try and rescue poor Jack Scrimshaw, but does he really need a rescue? What lurks upon the mangrove isle of the Black Dragon and will Sharga manage to fulfill her acidic blood oath? Find out all this and more on this week's DMRNC!

While crossing the dead marshes Sam and Frodo...er, I mean the sailors of B-team, find a evil trap laying in wait for them. Dark reflections threatens to stymy the party's advance to save Jack Scrimshaw from a dragon's dinner. Can they solve the the mystery of the deadly reflecting pools or is it time for them to permanently take a dip down below? Find out on this week's episode of Dead Men Roll N...

We shift back this episode to the camp site to follow what happened to Scrimshaw Jack after he went running for help. Can the intrepid heroes of B-team follow the path and assist in Sumitha? Or will the Isle of Empty Eyes claim another set of 4 victims?

"This is it gang!", indeed, the final fight of this section of this book is a long episode and one of the most brutal fights in DMRNC history. Will the Captain and his crew survive Sumitha and this fight fiasco? Will they be able to escape the Cyclops warrior Shaiga and her minions? Find out on this week's episode!

They have activated the GM's trap card, and now two statues have come to life and are threatening to end the party's party. Can Qandoso's magics bring down the stone golems, or will it take the brawn of an Iruxi Monk? Find out all that and more on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

The crew have barely walked away from the fight with the Cyclops King with their lives, but they managed to take the raging regent down all the same. The fallout of last week's blows and battle continues and Captain Casius has a decision to make and the crew have questions. What was the deal with those wings made of water? Find out all that and more on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

The party ventures forth with the Immortal Dreamstone in tow, finding themselves behind enemy lines. When they encounter another Cyclops they try their best to talk their way past but they have stumbled into the great hall of Cyclops heroes! Will they take out their one-eyed quarry or will they fall in the hall? Find out on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

Two undead cyclops stand in the way of the crew of the Tide Breaker and their ultimate treasure here in Sumitha, but does this magic crystal want to cooperate. With two members of the party blinded will they stand a chance of will this mystic chamber become their tomb? Find out on this weeks Dead Men Roll No Crits!

Deep into the ancient ruinous city of Sumitha the Pirate gang of the Tide Breaker have teleported into the treasure room, but will it also be their tomb? What other mysteries lie in this forgotten and sealed off section of the ancient city? Find out what lies in the eye of the beholder and more in this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

After an vicious battle with a quartet of Cyclops chefs the heroes of the Tidebreaker takes stock of their options, and their soup while resting. Qandoso hatches a plan to start to bug the opposition and get some intel on the ruins of Sumitha. Will his plan work or will the Cyclop's squash their foes into some kind of jam? Find out on this weeks episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

The crew of the Tidebreaker spring their trap on another set of Cyclops, this time hoping to burn their would be aggressors in a hot soup! Will the Captain's brash antics "Secure Him the Dub" or will in finally put him in an early grave? Find out in this weeks thrilling combat in Dead Men Roll No Crits!

The party grapple with how to eject the Cyclops from Sumitha, and stop them from destroying their ship and crew. Meanwhile Hanto uses his remaining wishes to try to help Olivier and Vailea, but Patrick is a mean and spiteful monkey's paw of a GM and so expect the suspected unexpected. Find out what happens on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

The crew are alive and out of danger for now, but for how long? Is this indeed Elaerys's Uncle Olivier (Unkie-O) who helped save them? And the better question is can the crew trust this crusty pirate? Find out all that jazz and more in this week's episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

This week the Captain and crew of the Tide Breaker are in a bind! The party is broken, with only Hanto still conscious, with a half dozen cyclops carrying off his mates. When a mysterious bargain presents itself will the Iruxi take it or can he trust this new entity? Find out who lives and who dies on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

The epic fight at the gates of the ancient Cyclopian city of Sumitha has begun! Watch as the intrepid crew of the Tide Breaker bite off more than they can chew in Monocular Opponents, and the Cyclops take bites that they can easily swallow and digest. Find out who lives and who dies by the ole 1-Eyes on this weeks Dead Men Roll No Crits!

This week the crew take the fight west and follow the tracks to what may be the ancient site of Sumitha, home of the islands remaining Cyclops. When the Captain tries to get fancy and awakens the site's defenders will the Tide Breaker's get lucky or will they find out the meaning of an eye for an eye the hard way? Find out on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

This week's episode marks the first drag-out, beat-down fight with the giant inhabitants of the Isle of Empty Eyes, and its a dust up to remember. There's defenestrations, there are super-crits, there are multiple chills and thrills, and a wilhelm scream to top it all off. All that and more on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

This week the officers of the Tide Breaker take to the jungles and head north to search out the Cyclops that are said to still haunt this evil isle of eyeless statues. Will they discover what beasts bray in the night? Will they discover the path forward up the plateau? Find our this week on Dead Men Roll No Crits!