Dead Men Roll No Crits

Tidebreaker in rest mode as they recover from to effects of Whalebone Pilk's attack. They bury the dead in the briny depths and continue on forward...but does Elaerys have the luck of her goddess on her side or is she destined to meet Pharasma this day! Find out and more on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!!!

Are you ready for some of the most nail-biting, ghost-punching, zombie-blasting action that the Pathfinder 2nd Edition  has to throw at you? Well, you're not ready but you're still allowed to listen to this week's episode and its coming at you right now. Jon from the patreon and fan community on discord joins us (and saves the player's lives) through the power of song. Its the dramatic conclusion...

This week we have another guest from the ranks of the Patreon population in the form of Jon and his Dwarven Bard! This is part one of two episodes over a long recording session, and one of GM Patrick's favorite parts of this entire AP! It's time to head to the Shackles and take on a living legend on Dead Men Roll No Crits!!

This week's episode we are joined my Patreon subscriber and friend of the show Jonathan aka "GoldenPaw" as the newest member of the pirate crew. This book is going to be peppered with guest spots from some of our friends as the Tidebreaker's crew is increased, and this week is a massive 2-hour long extravaganza as the pirate's put into a dangerous port and put up their plunder and attempt to gain...

On this week's DMRNC history repeats itself as the new crew of the Tidebreaker are welcomed aboard with games and drinks. The crew hardly has time to celebrate as its back to work with acts of piracy! A Rhamadoumi vessel is on the horizon and looks laden with goods and plunder!

This week's episode we are back to the crew of the Tidebreaker as they come upon the Famished Mane assaulting the pirate Vorsfang vessel! Its a fight to the death...or rather the undeath as the evil Chelaxian Captain shows the crew a bit of necrotic power!

This week on Dead Men Roll No Crits, there are some new faces on the Shackled Sea, as pirates aboard another vessel face a threat from the North. Who are the players playing this week if not for Casius and the gang? 

This week's episode we find out about the origin of the enigmatic and drunken pirate Druid Qandoso. This episode is about 10 later than initially planned, but we just had so much great pirates story to tell. Enjoy the introduction of the Chelish into the lands of the Shackles, with Qandoso's origin in the realm of the pirates!

This week's episode sees the crew on their mission to pay back Rickety Hake and make some money on the high seas through piracy. The Eltin Blade isn't much but its someplace to start South of Shark Island. Will Hanto put up with this form of blatant Piracy or will he argue the better of Captain Casius? 

This week's episode starts a long tradition of this Adventure Path going where the players want. I had a whole other combat prepared for the adventurers, but they had something else in mind! Enjoy as Hanto goes with his gut on this week's DMRNC!

If you thought that last week's Critmas episode was a barrel of laughs wait until you get to this week's adventure. Rickety Hake has asked a favor of the crew to go and check on the town's lookout. It is a hot and deadly climb up the coastline and nature's deadliest predators wait in their path! 

Welcome to the miracle that is the 2020 Critmas DMRNC Special! This week and this week only its crits as far as the eye can see, to the windows and to the walls, til we crit and deck the halls! Feel the stingers! Feel the mirth! Fell the joy and the terror of Critsmas 2020!

This week the climactic battle between the pirates and the water Naga continues! Then as the community reels from the attack, Hanto and Casius explore the coastal town and learn more about Rickety Hake's.

This week the crew sets sail on their first adventure to sail their newly plundered vessel to the port of Rickety Squibs. Will they be welcomed with open pirate arms or are they in for a steely reception? Find out this week on DMRNC.

The ship is theirs but now the responsibility of command comes crashing down on the PCs. There is also tales of a nearby ship wreck that they must discover to pay for the squibbing of the Man's Promise. Will this fledgling crew keep it together or will they fall apart at the start? Listen in to find out!

The island canvassed, friends saved, and rest rightfully taken, the heroes have to move back to the ship...but they know that Mr. Plugg surely didn't expect them to survive the islands challenges. They are stepping into a trap, but they know what is about to happen to them, and what must be done to get the crew on their side!

The final dark watery cavern of Ripetide Cove beckons, as the party hears the shouts of Sandara Quinn from within. What horror's lie in 'The Cauldron', the lair of this Grindylow's leader? What horrors exist just below the fetid surface? You will find out just as the heroes do on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

In this week's episode the party attempts to infiltrate Ripetide Cove, the home of the Grindylows, in search of their friend Sandara Quinn. If they falter here then their bones will never be recovered again, and their names lost to all history. Listen as they take the dive into eternity! 

If you are fans of exploration and survival tales, then let me tell you the story of the Pirates of the Wormwoood trying to rescue their friend Sandara Quinn. Riptide Cove's entrance were guarded by the Grindylow so the team decided to try for the cliff face entrance...and that's where things got complicated...

This week's DMRNC's you will see a party divided as they lick their wounds from Casius' brush with death. The pirates continue searching the lodge at the cliffside and find its former inhabitant...or perhaps we should say he finds them!

Reeling from the loss of a hero the adventurers must stave off death itself as they attempt to regroup and push back against the horror's that Bonewrack Isle has to throw at them...

The pirate heroes continue their exploration of Bonewrack Isle as their search for water and their lost comrade meets new obstacles. They face new foes in the form of underground island denizens and arboreal attackers, but will they live through this onslaught in order to fight another day?  Spoiler Warning: 'No'.

Deeper into the swamp the heroes adventure, after having swatted moskeetees, licked some giant frogs and traversed quicksand you'd think that there was nothing else to throw at them. But you would be wrong...its time to tap into some holy powers as the undead have arrived in this AP!

This episode finds our intrepid crew washed ashore on an uncharted island with their good friend and ally Sandara Quinn missing! They will have to navigate this hostile land and avoid pitfalls and sand traps in this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

The crew is split and take up new lodging aboard "The Man's Promise" but the more things have changed, the more their situation is the exact same. A storm rolls in and threatens to knock their novice ship and fledgling Captain Plugg off course, but before that happens we meet some new friends in the form of half goblin, quarter shark and quarter squid monsters!