Dead Men Roll No Crits

On this weeks episode arcane rituals, skillful sailing and dragon turtle racing all come up, but will it be enough to stop the unstoppable Hirgenzosk? Find out all that and more as the crew of the Tide Breaker complete the first third of the Free Captains Regatta in this week's episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

The great Free Captain's Regatta begins! The crew of the Tide Breaker are up against 16 of the most dangerous and knowledgeable sailing ships in all of the Shackles! Will the great Eye of Abendego hurricane humble this crew? Will their hopes like their ship be dashed upon the rocks? Find out on this week's DMRNC!

In the finale of our solo adventures with GM and a single member of the crew we've saved the head honco for last as Tyler brings Captain Casius to bear. The enigmatic sea captain's  adventures are brought into greater focus with the wheel of his former ship. What does One-Eye Greg have to do with it all and how will this effect the race? Find out this week on Dead Men Roll No Crits!

Gibert steps up and we see the race preparations from the point of the Storm Druid Qandoso!  Will he gain information vital to the Free Captains Regatta or will he continue on his personal journey to master the squalls of the Eye of Abendego? Find out in this weeks episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits?

This week's episode is the Hanto special, where we learn of the dangers of the upcoming Free Captain's Regatta. Hanto is troubled in sleep and gets a forewarning from a friend, but will he be able to alter the course of the future and make changes or will he be stuck in a Cassandran circle of pain?!? Find out in this week's episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

This week's episode is the first of some 1 on 1s with what happens when Elaerys goes a courting, and some secrets come out about her Uncle. Find out all that and more as Rebecca explains it all in this weeks special Dead Men Roll No Crits!

This week the B-team continue their search of the Jasperleaf Apothecary and with only one floor left what else could there be to attack them? Imagine four sentient potatoes with a taste for demonic flesh and weeks of hunger pains. Well we will find all about that and what evidence that they could find that the officers couldn't on this weeks Dead Men Roll No Crits!

With their spirit broken and their quarry captured, Captain Casius and the officers limp away from the Jasperleaf Apothecary, but there are still many a …

On the heels of successfully brining the dangerous chemical queen down the Tidebreaker crew has only one mission: Get Zarskia and evidence of her treason out of this building. The only thing stopping the crew are hardened and hearty hired ex-pirate guards! How hard can this task be? Well find out on this week's episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

With most of the team having infiltrated Jasperleaf Apothecary, the plan to get incriminating evidence on Zarskia the chemist continues. Will Elaerys be able to make it inside? Will Rat-doso and an invisible Hanto be able to find her secret lair? Will Tyler be able to make a roll for Casius this episode? Find out all that and more in this weeks nail-biting episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

This week the Tidebreaker crew are back on the case of a potential Chelaxian spy ring, which has lead them to the very heart of the Shackles - Port Peril. The Jasperleaf Apothecary is their mark, and a complicated plan is hatched to make it inside the locked building. Will their subterfuge succeed or will they fail furiously? Find out this week on Dead Men Roll No Crits!

After making clear of Hell Harbor and returning once more to Port Peril, the superstitious crew of the Tide Breaker seek to thank the goddess Besmara for their good weather and gooder fortunes. What does a goddess of plunder and pirating care for ceremonies, and what does her worship mean to the crew of the ship? Find out in this very special Holy-day episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

The officers of the Tidebreaker under suspicion of murder are brought to the Wretched Furnace, the city of Hell's Harbor dual prison and foundry. While their sailors try to clear their name they make busy trying to adjust to life on the inside, the heat and the hard labor, and staying clear of the Chelish pirate-hunters who hold a grudge. Will they crack under the Devil's Arches Redemption while t...

With the officers of the Tidebreaker under suspicion of murder and under lock and key, its up to Sandara Quinn and the swabs of the B-team to investigate the other Devil's Arches lead in the form of a mysterious Tengu.  But nothing is ever simple in the imp haunted streets of Hell Harbor, as they are not the only ones searching for the members of the spy network...find out if they will be able to...

The investigation into the sudden disappearances of members of the Chelish spy network takes a mysterious turn. With dead ends, lingering questions and a path that leads to the imp haunted island of Devil's Arches, the crew of the Tidebreaker are nearing the end of their dangerous dance with death! Find out if they come out on top on this week's episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

Part 2 of the Chronicles of Naga is here as the crew follow the directions and look for the den of the female water naga Sarliss. Ready to first sue for peace between the quarreling lovers, Casius and his crew must make for the coast line in order to settle this dispute, but what happens when Papa Naga doesn't want to leave? Find out all that and more on this weeks episode of Dead Men Roll No Crit...

The mission to seek out one who has had an interaction with the supposed spy network in the Shackles leads the Tidebreaker South. This affords Captain Casius the first time in many years to return to the Bonuwat fishing village where he was raised. The family reunion is short though as the heroes need to venture up the coast to meet a Naga named Sarlis...will they find out some clandestine informa...

The battles are fought and the officers and captain of the Tidebreaker have survived! But the wreck of the Brine Banshee still has treasures to discover...and mysteries to uncover. Just what was the secret of this ship's speed? Find out all that and more on this week's episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

This weeks special Halloween episode of DMRNC the officers of the Tidebreaker are off ship in dangerous storm filled waters, the B-team are off exploring a spooky derelict ship, and that leaves the SWABS to defend the vessel from the likes of the Not-Undead and pirates like Dad-Murdering Jim! 

The exploration of the wreck of the Brine Banshee comes to a climactic conclusion with 10 times the Jellyfish, and a shark attack to remember. Dive into another adventure and deadly waves on this week's Dead Men Roll No Crits!

This week's episode sees the Captain and his crew diving into deeper water than ever before, but what lies within that darkness? Something has been waiting for them at the back half of the Brine Banshee...and it hungers for them! Find out on this week's episode of Dead Men Roll No Crits!

CONTENT WARNING: This is episode is rated PG-13 for foul language, discussions of a sexual nature. Bleeped cursing, and suggestive discussions This week of DMRNC the exploration of the Brine Banshee kicks off in earnest as soon as the crew gets aboard they are set upon by a massive Jellyfish. What does pee-wine, diaper accidents, and peen-shaped aquatic animals all have in common? The answer is th...

We are back on the officer's crew of the Tidebreaker on this weeks DMRNC, with Captain Casius and the rest having tracked the sunkeen remains of the vessel the Brine Banshee. Through what they find beneath the waves is quite shocking...or should I say SHARKING!?! 

We are back aboard the Tidebreaker this week looking for a vessel and a magical ring, but in this week's episode, we look at the events through the eyes of the crew, especially the B-team as they watch the officers lead them into dangerous waters and combat with another magical pirate captain!

It's finally come, the episode where Patrick as GM loses not just a fight, but complete control over this podcast. The Tidebreaker crew return to the port of Ollo, looking for Haneilious Fitch, a old sailor friend of Elaerys' Pirate Uncle, as well as friend of the crew of the lost Brine Banshee. Instead they find a terrifying lizard from another age!