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Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2 In which our heroes get teleported. We talk about secret aneurysm, return successfully with a wizards head and travel to the dwarvish town of Mara. Cassius begrudgingly doesn't set something on fire, Princess Ansley describes how fellow players hold their pencil and Leo tries to hide his assassin dagger. So join us as we discuss the difference between wisdom and intell...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2 In which our heroes pursue a contract to it's logical conclusion. We go off in search of wolves, discover that there are three sous and set a trap. Cassius detects animals or plants, Princess Ansley has the hiccups and Leo thinks he's dead. So join us as the Dungeon Master makes a mistake, not that he'll admit it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2 In which our heroes steal and get away with it… for now. We discuss comics about deaf people, learn a little about Greyson’s backstory and no curses will ever come back to get us. Cassius is awkward at family parties, Princess Ansley gets very stressed about curses and Leo feels vindicated about the curse. So join us as we engage in some DM foreshadowing. Hosted on Aca...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2 In which our heroes conquer their greatest enemy. We tussle with an undead dragon, discuss the problem that is 'dragon poaching' and I can't say the last one due to serious spoilers. Cassius is a lucky little girl, Princess Ansley is furious and Leo gets deafened. So join us as we get eaten. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2 In which our heroes enter the dragon's lair. We sleep the night in the chapel, find some very well ordered coins and maybe fight a dragon. Cassius literally searches blindly, Princess Ansley could go for some chicken soup and Leo makes the Dungeon Master very happy. So join us as we learn spells. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2 In which our heroes intrude on a private function. We stumble into a sermon, attack the priest and Greyson punches a party member. Cassius goes into her back-story, Princess Ansley is cursed and Leo steals a liver. So join us as we take a massive dump. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2 In which our heroes deal with a great deal of traps. We negotiate a hole, question why you would want a fox and get trapped. Cassius climbs like a spider, Princess Ansley eats grapes and Leo finds a secret door. So join us as we bring up all our old, emotional baggage. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2 In which our heroes trespass on the lands of the dragon god Torkol. We fight some kobolds, kill some fleeing kobolds and enter the dragon hole. Cassius tries to tear someone in half, Princess Ansley has to take a ticket and Leo gets trapped in a net. So join us as we watch some kobolds kill each other. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 2 In which our heroes have a magical adventure. We have free-time on a ship, wander through an elven city and meet an ancient seer. Cassius is introduced, Princess Ansley see a picture of kobolds and Leo has dreams of becoming a wizard. So join us as we braid our Dwarven beards. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

D&D is for James In which our heroes forget about their adventure and end up asking why Sonic the Hedgehog isn't fun anymore. We avoid a fight in the sewers, can't avoid a fight at a tower and see a dragon. Hya meets an old friend, Buckle shoots a guy in his spell arm and Gurg creates a kebab tube. So join us as we keep to imperial for the sake of consistency. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

D&D is for James In which our heroes play an imaginary card game while they play an imaginary game of Dungeons and Dragons. We meet Bismark, give an introduction to how combat works and just end up pushing everyone into the ocean. Hya has no concept of money and ends up paying way too much for literally everything, Buckle learns about critical hits and Gurg has the worst of both worlds. So joi...

In which our heroes go looking for specifically chubby strange. We learn about some character traits, discuss working girl wages and meet out new employer. Hya gets a man killed, Buckle cuts his losses and Gurg doesn't understand relationships. So join us as we have a serious think in naming our three retainers. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Auticcus In which our heroes finish their quest. We finally find the white griffon, come so close to death and have our final encounter. Atticus makes some observations about weakness, Nathaniel comes so close to winning it all and Ira saves the bacon. So join us as we stab with one hand and grab hock with the other. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Auticcus In which our heroes sail into darkness. We discuss gnomish measurements, manhandle an obese man and have a very awkward meal. Atticus gives in to his alignment, Nathaniel saves someone from falling (again) and Ira worries about his hit points. So join us as we journey into the oncoming storm. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Auticcus In which our heroes make the DM want to die. We see Bapbap be very serious, down health potions like it's going out of style and freak out because we're dropping too low. Atticus cuts a bird cleanly in two, Nathaniel give the DM 'a look' and Ira finally needs to steer the ship. So join us as we recreate some classic literature. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informati...

The Auticcus In which our heroes deal with a very special guest on the airship. We prepare our own breakfast, fall off the side of the ship by lunch and kill some birds before dinner. Atticus thinks he knows about arrowhawks, Nathaniel asks about snake oil and Ira decapitates a majestic beast. So join us as we get struck by lightning. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Auticcus In which our heroes get settled into their job on a Gnomish airship. We go back to the not-to-distant past to re-introduce ourselves, discuss animal companions and set off to adventure from the sleepy town of Bullridge. Krif makes an unexpected discovery as he turns a corner, Leo has clearly stolen the wrong thing from the wrong man and Ainsley refuses to even turn up. So join us as w...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1 In which our heroes deal with consequences. We negotiate travel prices, get onto a ship (again) and have a funeral. Greyson has ten sexes, Princess Ansley gets hit in the boobs and Leo just wants his wizard friend back. So grab some tissues and join our party as they pay tribute to their fallen friend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1 In which our heroes have a very bad night. We immediately get into yet another fight, forlornly spend another night at the inn and are at the mercy of a dice roll. Krif has probably the worst night of his life, Princess Ansley gets stabbed through the neck and Leo kills in the most gruesome ways. So hope the dice are in your favour and join our party as they see if it...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1 In which our heroes go through a rough breakup. We engage in a domestic, have a drunken pity party for Ansley and magical shenanigans ensue. Krif gives relationship advice, Princess Ansley doesn't understand tieflings and Leo mistakenly thinks he has cast a darkness spell. So hide behind the bar and join our party as they try to get through the night without being stab...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1 In which our heroes collect on their contracted kill. We exterminate an old man, Greyson takes Jiggalump for a much needed poop and end up murdering another old man. Krif searches for non-existent archers, Princess Ansley only aims at the priest and Leo is very dedicated to drawing a macabre smiley face. So wonder about the state of things and join our party as they tr...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1 In which our heroes meet the well documented and much beloved NPC Thomas Davoli. We argue hitpoints, someone gets really sick and the priest beats us on the draw. Krifpom doesn't bring up the stretching, Princess Ansley chooses not to get greedy and Leo gets winded. So join us as we do it live! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1 In which our heroes go head to head with the wizard Carter, for better or worse. We compare eye sizes, Greyson gets this throat torn out and it’s finally over. Krif names the Justice Bee, Princess Ansley doesn’t want to say certain curse words (yet still does!) and Leo pours a health potion down a neck hole. So remember to yank your hand away in time and join our party...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1 In which our heroes meet their actual foe - The Wizard Carter - and begin their own endgame. We finally meet the Pirate King, recount our heroes story so far and fight for their lives. Princess Ansley looks around for tea and scones, Leo eats his small, Halfling bodyweight in food and Krif keeps talking and playing with his food out of sheer terror. So get your stories...

Welcome to Ogg Nott Season 1 In which our heroes prepare to take down the Pirate King... despite the fact that he isn't their intended target. We go clothes shopping, search the city for the infamous Pirate King and everyone gets captured by orcs. Krif chats up another wizard at a bar, Princess Ansley hopes Greyson carries the team and Leo accidentally points out his friends to the enemy. So set y...