DCOM Divas

Ready to zoom zoom zoom into space again? You're in luck because in this episode of DCOM Divas Jana and longtime BFF Laura discuss the intergalactic 2001 DCOM hit Zenon the Zequel ! In this episode, these divas discuss their childhood watching Disney Channel together, how disappointing High School Musical 2 was, Mormon Halloween parties, and their dreams of a real life Protozoa album. WARNING: Fas...

Merry Christmas Divas! In this episode we have on the holliest of jolly guests Kaylee to discuss the 2001 Xmas DCOM 'Twas the Night . We discuss quinceañeras, shark tooth necklaces, Kaylee's favorite Jonas Brother, Jana's bad girl past, and fedoras (of course!) Tune into this ep and enjoy this lovely holiday season. Subscribe & Follow~ DCOM Divas Jana Insta & Youtube Kaylee Insta

Oh Baby! On this episode, Jana is joined by her beloved Gen Z pal Carter to discuss the 2000 DCOM Quints . These two Divas discuss how wonderful of an actress Kimberly J. Brown is, how ridiculous taking your hat off during the pledge of allegiance is, how Carter is going to achieve his EGOT, and why he should have been cast in Call Me By Your Name. Regardless of whether you have 5 identical siblin...

It's time to return to the theater to review the 2000 DCOM Phantom of the Megaplex . In this episode Jana is joined by our very funny guest who just so happens to be a former movie theater manager, Robert! The two discuss the hilariously miserable life of a theater employee, what it's like to work a Fifty Shades of Grey premiere (hint, it's pretty gross), how obvious this movie was about revealing...

Guess what Divas??? We have our first guest on the pod today, our lovely and hilarious Disney loving pal Ashley! In this episode, Jana and our guest diva discuss our love of Kim Possible, our disgust over Disney Channel's replacement of Kimberly J Brown in Return to Halloweentown (wtf!), getting discovered by acting agents at Limited Too, and whether our parents would let us have boys in our bedro...

Good News: Jana and Taylor are reviewing the super fun and Halloweentastic DCOM Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire! The Divas discuss harvest festivals, dating as a divorced mother of 3 (from the perspective of two unmarried 20 somethings with no kids), online dating in the early 2000's, and how Sam Mcguire was the best TV dad of all. Enjoy our chats and try not to get bitten by a vampire, YIKES! Bad...

The Divas are back in the saddle for their review of this 2000 horsey DCOM Ready to Run! Tune is as Taylor and Jana discuss their general disdain for horse films, what makes them cry in movies, Christy Carlson Romano's amazing click baiting skills, and how to create a drinking game out of DCOM cliches (which this movie is chalk full of). Enjoy the wild ride! Sponsored by Staccarto Home Decor . Vis...

Listen to the divas review this 2000 DCOM about aliens, windsurfing, step parents, and becoming an instant trendsetter at your new high school... My Stepsister from Planet Weird! Sponsored by Staccarto Home Decor . Visit their Etsy or use code DIVAS20 at checkout on their website to receive 20% off. Visit Milk Box Bar and use code DCOMDIVAS to get 10% off your Boba Tea Kit and help provide nutriti...

Hear about all the rides, foods, and celebrity sightings the Divas had on their wondrous trip to Disneyworld!

Taylor  and Jana are racing down the street in their soapbox cars to present  you with this motivational 2000 DCOM Miracle in Lane 2. In this episode,  the Divas discuss Disney Channel's treatment of therapy in the early  2000's, the grumpy next door neighbor trope, whether we'd have side  burns if we were boys, and our upcoming trip to Disneyworld! We also  have a su...

The Divas are taking a trip to the islands with their review of the little known 2000 DCOM Rip Girls. In this episode, Jana & Taylor determine which trends of the early 2000's are hot or not, ponder why so many DCOMs have boring real estate sub-plots, and reminisce about cringe-worthy moments from their preteen years. So sit yourself under a big beach umbrella and enjoy this radical episode! S...

Welcome to a very special episode of DCOM Divas where we are reviewing the listener requested Disney Channel Premiere Film Susie Q. Listen as Taylor and Jana discuss 1950's prom dresses, the Taco Bell Cantina, Lisa Kudrow energy, and whether ghosts are real???? Jeepers! Sponsored by Staccarto Home Decor. Visit their Etsy or use code DIVAS20 at checkout on their website to receive 20% off. Visit Mi...

Will this movie be a strike or gutter ball? Let's find out as Taylor and Jana review the 2000 DCOM Alley Cat Strike! In this episode, the Divas contemplate whether bowling shirts are cool or not, why Ray from Sister Sister is the GOAT, and the almighty formula that Disney Channel uses for all its shows and movies. Enjoy our review of this unBOWLievable movie! Sponsored by Staccarto Home Decor. Vis...

Since we are talking about a movie that's actually really insightful and real, we've decided to devote this episode to the issues brought forth by the 2000 Disney Channel Movie The Color of Friendship .  In this ep, the Divas take a break from gabbing about the woes of silly preteen romances and hiding secret powers from the rest of your middle school (the usual DCOM subject matter) to discus...

Look out listeners! Jana and Taylor are flying, “Up, Up, and Away!” as we review the FIRST DCOM OF THE NEW MILLENIUM!!! In this week's episode, the Diva’s discuss their superhero alter egos, the brutal pressures of childhood, and the movie's heroic costumes of course! Sponsored by Staccarto Home Decor. Visit their Etsy to receive 20% off your first order!

Yeehaw! This week on DCOM Divas we are shouting "yippee ki yay" and reviewing the 1999 Disney Channel Movie Horse Sense . On this episode we check up on the cast of Hannah Montana, discuss silly Disneyland memories, debate the movies questionable view on animal abuse, and reminisce about the reign of the Lawrence brothers in the 90s (btw all three of these bros are in this film!) Giddy up and get...

We've talked about soul skaters, but now Jana and Taylor discuss these soul surfers! (No relation to the movie about Bethany Hamilton. Just a coincidence). On this week's episode, Jana and Taylor review this classic 90's DCOM—Johnny Tsunami! They also reflect on the class and racial dynamics of the movie and take time to talk about mental health care and racism in America. Please consider don...

Ready to hear about an overly-complicated yet fairly enjoyable Disney Channel Movie? If so, come on a journey to the world underneath your bed as Taylor and Jana review the 1999 DCOM Don't Look Under the Bed! On this ep the Divas discuss the boogie man, having imaginary friends, Disney's emotionally manipulative use of childhood diseases in movies, and the "I'm a Snake" guy having a cameo.  S...

Listeners!!! We apologize in advanced for this intolerably dull and nonsensical so-called-movie Genius. This 1999 DCOM is full of topics that Taylor and Jana have no damn idea about like hockey, physics, Wisconsin, and being a 13-year-old genius. Hope you enjoy our take on this extremely forgettable movie with surprisingly well-known(ish) actors. Sponsored by Staccarto Home Decor. Visit Etsy or us...

Jump jump the house is jumpin'! Tune into Taylor and Jana's review of the classic 90's DCOM Smart House. Enjoy as they discuss spiky hair, who the hotter Sprouse twin is, and all the amazing boy band-tastic choreography in this film!  Sponsored by Staccarto Home Decor. Visit Etsy or use code DIVAS20 at checkout on their website to receive 20% off. Visit Milk Box Bar and use code DCOMDIVAS to...

In this week's episode, Jana and Taylor review a legendary merman DCOM called The Thirteenth Year. They also ponder some of life's most difficult questions: How do mermaids give birth? Is Andrew Garfield too nerdy hot? Marry, f*ck, kill: Danny Tanner, Uncle Jesse, & Uncle Joey? Sponsored by Staccarto Home Decor. Visit Etsy or use code DIVAS20 at checkout on their website to receive 20% off. Vi...

Today we review Can of Worms, a 1999 DCOM that's not actually about worms at all! Listen as Taylor and Jana talk alien abductions, floppy discs, talking dogs, and the first time the H-word was ever said in a DCOM. Enjoy Divas :D Sponsored by Staccarto Home Decor. Visit Etsy or use code DIVAS20 at checkout on their website to receive 20% off. Visit Milk Box Bar and use code DCOMDIVAS to get 10% off...

Travel to the year 2049 as Taylor and Jana review the Disney Channel MASTERPIECE Zenon Girl of the 21st Century Sponsored by Staccarto Home Decor. Visit Etsy or use code DIVAS20 at checkout on their website to receive 20% off.

Jana and Taylor, review Disney Channel's beloved Christmas Classic, The Ultimate Christmas Present. Along the way, they discuss Lizzie McGuire Christmas episodes, the numerous pop culture references in this movie, and what it's like growing up in California during wintertime.  Enjoy our review of The Ultimate Christmas Present!  Sponsored by Staccarto Home Decor. Visit Etsy or use code D...

Join  the Divas as we discuss the 90s rollerblading masterpiece that is  Brink! Laugh along with us as we chat about soul skating, EXTREMELY  oversized t-shirts, and the wonderfully campy music of Disney Channel Movies. Enjoy this mad cool episode! Sponsored by Staccarto Home Decor. Visit Etsy or use code DIVAS20 at checkout on their website to receive 20% off. PLUS get a free...