Daycare Dittos: A Pokemon Master Class

HELLOOOO NURSE! Erik from @AIC_Podcast joins the Daycare Dittos for the big, pink egg Pokemon. Behind every successful Nurse Joy is a Chansey holding down the Pokemon center. This HP powerhouse changed a lot through the generations but she has cemented her place in the Pokemon World.

55 episodes in and we are finally getting to the first Pokemon? Rhydon pre-dates the entire Pokemon series by 6 years and has a long history with the franchise. Friend of the pod @EliottBullen joins to discuss the complexities and history of Shiny hunting and this dumb as a rock Rhino.

Curtis of the EveryFnFF podcast joins the Daycare Dittos to discuss his favorite stinky little farters! It's a gaseous ball with a smile, what's not to love? And of course you can't talk Koffing without James of Team Rocket. All of this and more in this weeks episode!

Spit and Stinks and Licks! Lickitung has always been an unassuming Pokemon that has sat on the sidelines since Gen 1. Who knew the secrets this pink little guy was hiding? This episode is a gross one. We warned you.

Step in the ring and put up your dukes! This fighting fam is a confusing mess of evolution and were brought together when a baby came into the picture in Gen 2! From Saffron City's second Gym to your ears, here comes the Hitmons!

To the Game Freak employee who wrote all of the pokedex entries for Cubone, who hurt you? Prepare to cry.

Just spelling these Pokemon is hard enough, but the Daycare Dittos take a deep dive into these "Egg Plants" with the help of Toy News International's @TOYFARCE! The hilarious toy satirist joins the pod to discuss his Pokemon journey growing up in France, home of the best localization Pokemon has ever seen.

PONDER THY ORB! We have made it to Pokemon 100 and if that wasn't special enough, these are Peter's favorites! The balls that make Team Rocket blast-off are here and they are ready to burst.

The Daycare Dittos are deep in the "it's just an animal" section of the Pokedex. Lucky for them, Joco has arrived to rescue the conversation with tales of gross beaches and the fateful story of a wasted Masterball. It's crab time!

Hide your kid! Add this Pokemon evolution to the Nightmare Fuel section in your Pokedex. Child abduction, being hypnotizes into a coma, and the eating of your hopes and dreams make Drowzee and Hypno the Boogeymen of Kanto.

Onix is an earthworm. That's pun and they doubled down on it! Listen to the Daycare Dittos discuss the rock snake and then break down the life and times of the horniest Pokemon Adventurer and Breeder, Brock!

BOO! Scared ya! Time to kick off the spookiest of Pokemon a week late. Halloween may be over but the scary celebration doesn't need to end. @KarlGerm of the @everyfnff podcast joins the crew to discuss your dead family members that can now be caught and trained by 10 year olds!

Cloyster is sexual in a very clinical way and that makes it a very very very very uncomfortable Pokemon. Shellder has a long tongue and has a cute voice. Cloyster is female genitals. Pokemon. Am I right?

Just absolutely disgusting! You would expect grotesque descriptions from a pile of filth Pokemon but Muk and Grimer still find a way to surprise. They do their good deeds for the environment while also polluting your life with turbo stank. Come on this dumpster journey with us!

WARNING: SEEL MAY SEEM LIKE A POKEMON BUT IT IS NOT. THEY JUST CHANGED A SINGLE VOWEL AND ARE PLAYING IT OFF LIKE A WHOLE NEW THING. IF YOU OR YOUR FRIENDS ARE VICTIMS OF POKEFRAUD, PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST.

Multiple heads and no wings. Named after a flightless bird but it can fly? Based on a flightless bird, but looks nothing like it all. If we put x5 the effort Game Freak did into Doduo, this might be a pretty okay episode.

The Daycare Dittos are beyond excited to welcome Alex @Mal4m of the Every F'n FF podcast to join them for this very special Pokemon. Duck + Weapon has been a very overlooked and under utilized Pokemon throughout the generations, but Farfetch'd has recently hit a renaissance in Sword and Shield. Together they look back on the extremely rare, very beatable, and very eatable baby Duck with a leak.

Magnets, how do they work? It seems like the professors in charge of Pokemon don't really seem to know. This Pokemon family was the first to receive a type change and the pokedex entries are like throwing a dart at an open science book. Will the Daycare Dittos be able to make sense of Magnemite? (Probably not)

Bite Me! (So we may evolve as a team) Evolution in Pokemon is confusing enough, this little pink whatever the hell it is throws all the rules and norms out the window. Is that a bad thing or are we just jealous? Is there a life better than laying out on the beach, relaxing with your sweet tail out for all to see? Find out here!

It's a horse and a bigger horse! They run good and jump good. Fire? You bet! Then they become Lisa Frank Trapper Keepers! Excited!? WE ARE!

Rock hard and butting heads only the way dudes can! Live life to the extreme and chip away at that outer shell and maybe explode if you're feeling up to it. The Daycare Dittos discuss the first Rock Pokemon and their very unique Alolan forms!

Friend of the internet Gamero joins the Daycare Dittos to discuss the "Zubat of the Sea." Some Pokemon got a big popularity boost from the anime. Having a kaiju version of this Pokemon level a small resort town cemented its badassery. Get ready for Tentacruel!

Time to discuss this cute little sprout and the gaping maw it becomes! What's more horrific, the Pokemon that deep throats it's entire trainer, or the acidic death pit it's based off of? Find out!

To discuss a super quick puncher we needed a super quick witted host. Steven returns to Daycare Dittos to discuss the fighting powerhouse that is Machop and it's super swol evolutions!

The Daycare Dittos are beyond excited to welcome Steven, the literal brother of the podcast to his first episode! Join us for a tale of magicians, the occult, and spoon-based lawsuits as we unpack the psychic powerhouse Abra!