Date Card

One week after the finale of The Ultimatum: Queer Love AND I CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. And let's be honest you're obsessed too. Who could blame you with all of the cast fully doing their post show shit on instagram. Like I mean. Oooof. So I begged Shannon from Do The Roses Align to jump on and break down all that's been happening with the cast. Who am I kidding, Shannon lives to talk gay mess...

Let's all hold hands as we sit here together processing the finale and reunion of The Ultimatum: Queer Love and all it gave us and all that it left us wanting for. It truly ran the gambit from shocking engagements, dramatic break ups, and call outs to pretty smooth rocks. And to hold my hand through all of it, I am joined by Tiff's friend Natasha Sebastiani. YES that Natasha! The break out gem of...

Oh gays what are we going to do??!! The Ultimatum: Queer Love is exposing all of our gay secrets and agenda notes!! But if it helps some straights find the light, I'm all here for it. And to help me find my own light in the midst of the 4 most jam packed episodes of TV i have ever consumed, friend of the podcast Olivia hopped on! Together we actually share a really beautiful moment, as two individ...

Hi Gay! I'm so happy you're here (maybe queer) and I can't wait for you to listen in on my first ever recap of The Ultimatum: Queer Love! Because ya'll it might be the best reality television I have ever watched. LOVE STORIES. DRAMA. TOPS. BOTTOMS. OH MY! I'm so honored to be joined by queer writer, musician, podcaster, and creator of @queerkidsstuff, Lindz Amer and together we talk about how The...

You hear that? That's wedding bells...and wedding yells. Because yes thats right, season 4 of Love Is Blind has wrapped and I'm back from my Bachelor hibernation to TALK ABOUT IT! Very grateful friend of the pod, Kellie, could hop on and wade through the many messes of this season with me and laugh about the utter shit show the 'live' reunion was. (we hope whatever tech production assistant that w...

I'll just say this...in this OPEN RELATIONSHIP, we discuss parameter changes asap and we discuss the finale of The Zachelor. Because i have the utmost respect for you my loving leftist bachelor polycule. And to help me tackle this 3 hour is returning guest, the delightful Marilyn of @marilyn.movies! Together we celebrate the curse that's been lifted from Bachelor Nation, all of the power moves Ari...

It may be sex week but its also the dumbass week apparently, because our Zachelor sure did create quite the omg you have got to be kidding me Zach pickle for himself. And to help me wade through the stagnant waters of that final date and recap this week, I am joined again by author of Patricia Wants To Cuddle, the lovely Samantha Allen. Together we defend the Recchia, try to make sense of the moti...

Hey besties we got a BOGO! Two episodes recapped for the price of one! What a deal! And here to assist Jenna in this Hometowns Women Yell All crossover event of the century is friend and fellow Roses For Every Body campaign member, Jenny! Together we wax poetically about the days when the leads didn't have to tell on themselves as much, break bread with the families, lace our shoes up because they...

It's week 7! Lucky number 7! And that means it's pre hometowns week! Ummmm wtf how did this season go by so quickly? I guess the saying is true, time flies when you're having just an okay time. But ya'll you are about to have a great fucking time because bestie of the podcast, Connie, is back to recap, roast, and relate to the struggles of these contestants just trying to not suddenly be disliked...

And just like that we're over the half way mark of this season of The Zachelor and you know who else is OVER something? Zach. And the something he's over? Any woman who is kinda sorta a bummer. Pray for this man her will not survive this season I fear. To break down all of the Kat fighting (get it???) this week, I am joined by hilarious content creator, Olivia Layne! She loves to lovingly snark on...

Date Card Pod is inviting you to a scheduled Zoom meeting. Join Zoom Meeting https://us02web.zoom.us/j/ 666 Meeting ID: 420 1234 6969 In this weeks meeting Jenna is joined by comedian Brittany Tilander, of recent fat Bachelor casting tiktok viral fame, to recap The Zachelor's 5th week of this journey to find a best friend. NOT to be confused with a sales quarter. Don't you fucking dare. Anyways Br...

This Sunday Sunday Sunday... Jenna is joined by Blair from Talk Purity To Me to have a conversation about evangelical purity culture vis-à-vis Bachelor Nation, and specifically the recent podcast that Madi & Grant Troutt did about their very very new marriage and their threesomes with Satan.  CW: discussions about religious trauma, consent culture, and general patriarchal fuckery. Thank you to...

Hope your bags were packed well babes because we left that shithole mansion and headed to the Bahamas! There we observed Zach miraculously handle yet another week of drama...well??? To help me make heads or tails of how this excitable guy has managed to surpass many expectations, so far, is one of the members of @the_blk_roses podcast, the lovely Claudia Thompson. We get in to the drama between Ky...

Touchdown bros! It's week 3 of The Zachelor and let's just say all the tight ends and receivers...were in it to win it winky emoji . And by it I guess I mean a chance to see the leads ballzachs. I don't know dudes shit got weird this week. But whats more important is that Bekah Cloud, a TikToker, Yoga Instructor & Aerialist, joins the pod to talk Bachelor, Grammy’s, Gaylor & Disability Rep...

Well wouldn't you know it's week two of Mr. Zachelors journey to find love with a stunning woman (probably a nurse) on tv for our entertainment, and the drama is already starting to heat up in the mansion. And to help me make sense of any of it is writer, podcaster, and pop culture girlie Sophie Ross! We give our roses and thorns of the week, talk about some trending topics, and of course we rant...

And just like that we have a 'new' season of The Bachelor! For better or for worse we are now rooting for a deep voiced man who is likes football and has aspirations of being a Wife Guy (oooof that title has been ruined hasn't it?). Despite very little effort on the franchises part to make us feel any sort of connection with this man created from on of Bachelor Clues' AI generators, Date Card Pod...

Hope you enjoyed your break because The Bachelor is back and with it is another crop of sexy babies and monsters on the hill trying to win a Neil Lane ring. Or I guess...we mean Zach's heart. Quick name one thing you know about Zach! If your only answer is that he's white or his uncle is Puddy from Seinfeld, then you're about as prepared as any of us are! But rest assured Jenna and fellow Bachelor...

We did it everybody! We fucking did it!!!!!!!! And by it, I am of course talking about the marathon that was back to back seasons of bachelor shows with the added bonus of extra paradise episodes like what the actual fuck? I'm sorry but I don't think we are talking about this enough as a fanbase. Who and where do we send the cease and desist letter my sisters in christ. OKAY OKAY SORRY back to the...

After one of the most harrowing experiences of her life, Jenna is joined by fellow traumatized swiftie Kellie to recap how we managed to get tickets to the end of the world...oh and we recap week 8 of Bachelor In Paradise. No no no truly we do actually spend the vast majority of the podcast on paradise for those who need a break from the anti-hero herself. Thank you as always to Kellie for bringin...

My sisters in non denominational savior - Date Card Pod is back and ready to find a someone with provider privilege. Listen we are here to fight alongside with the working class but and the same time Jenna is also tired of twining with Logan and having TWO roommates. Anyways if thats you and you need a step mom for your dying dog slide in to the dms. For everyone else please sit back and relax and...

Thank you SO MUCH to The Black Roses for letting us drop your recap into our feed! It's a great listen and hope ya'll enjoy!! Follow and subscribe to @the_blk_roses We’re 5 black women who enjoy reality TV and recap the Black experience each week on shows that we love. The Bachelor is only one of the many shows we enjoy, so we wanted to make sure our new name reflected the diversity of our viewing...

It seems like everyone in Bachelor Nation is getting married or engaged or breaking up and here I sit the most single I have ever been. Here to help me get back on the dating apps and recap week 5 of Paradise is friend and fellow member of Roses For Every Body, Epiphany! She and I lay it all out and wonder out loud why certain people keep staying on the beach when they should grab Salley's suitcas...

This week Jenna is joined by friend, Roses For Every Body campaign member, and Love Island fan Olivia to recap this week of Paradise. And all the ways in which the show tried, failed, and in some ways succeeded to perform life saving CPR to this dying dinosaur of a franchise. It was a clumsy attempt sure, but did it get us fired up? Oh yeah! So please pause Midnights by Taylor Swift and take a lis...

You ever wish you maybe didn't know as much as you do about these contestants and could just enjoy the show from an outsider standpoint???? Well that is what we are doing this week as one of Jenna's best friends Blue, comes on to recap...after not really watching any Bachelor shows for a whileeeeee. They know the mechanics and they know whats good and whats bad, and baby I'm here to tell you this...

Welcome to Gaylor 101! Your crash course to that thing you keep hearing about on Tiktok. In this 'very special episode' Jenna is joined by Cam, the host of What I Will Say podcast, to give an general overall yet decently extensive look at the Gaylor community. Which assembles around the idea and theory that Taylor Swift is not straight. Now before you write a comment calling us weird (which will b...