Darren Gray's Circus Parade

Gog and Magog 20.02.2022 2:02:27 ↓

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Get Cho House In Order 17.02.2022 2:05:47 ↓

As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field. But hay, it’s in my jeans.

Quit Playing 09.02.2022 2:03:49 ↓

The lesser-known fourth Wise Man brought baby Jesus the gift of protein powder. It was a whey in a manger.

Sabbath Psalms 04.02.2022 2:04:29 ↓

Never criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. 

Lets talk about W. Kamau Bell 31.01.2022 2:00:07 ↓

There is a black man who listens to racist jokes. He laughs at jokes about blacks being lazy, ugly, and unintelligent. He enjoys jokes about black women as perpetually pregnant parasites chasing welfare checks. He laughs at jokes that portray black men as sex-obsessed criminals. This man laughs at jokes about violence against black women, men, and children.

Lon E Low is SpEciAL 28.01.2022 2:03:18 ↓

A fire hydrant has H-2-O on the inside and K-9-P on the outside.

BOOM! 23.01.2022 2:02:18 ↓

“Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.” 

Jesus = Earth pig? 21.01.2022 2:00:54 ↓

Have you played the updated kids' game? I Spy With My Little Eye . . . Phone.

Rodney King 05.01.2022 2:01:14 ↓

Brian E Pardee Published: May 25, 2020 Feelings And Perspective Some feelings are shallow, some feelings are deep. Some make us smile, some make us weep. Some we love, some we don't.

Oliver E Eddington Group Chef 05.01.2022 1:59:51 ↓

FIFO – Full hands in, Full hands out; First in, First out- Referring to prepped food items.

Dog Day Afternoon 28.12.2021 2:03:33 ↓

The thing that you must do to be free,? GIVE

U can Funk christmas UP 25.12.2021 2:07:13 ↓

Trick-Or-Tree 

Things that make me go hmmmmmm 21.12.2021 2:06:28 ↓

 Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

Dr. Jason Troy 14.12.2021 1:59:57 ↓

"I always take life with a grain of salt. Plus, a slice of lemon. And a shot of tequila."

Funeral 09.12.2021 2:00:59 ↓

"Trying to make it from the bottom. His sins/Feeling as hard as Vince Carter's knee cartilage is." Earl Sweatshirt

Devils Playard 03.12.2021 2:16:44 ↓

“If skills sold, truth be told, I’d probably be Lyrically, Talib Kweli Truthfully, I wanna rhyme like Common Sense But I did 5 mill’ – I ain’t been rhyming like Common since.” Jay-Z – ‘Moment of Clarity’

BLACK Hebrew,isr,jew, 02.12.2021 1:59:59 ↓

“Brain cells are lit. Ideas start to hit Next the formation of words that fit At the table I sit, making it legit And when my pen hits the paper.” Big Daddy Kane – ‘Ain’t No Half Steppin’‘

Reveling 01.12.2021 2:06:56 ↓

"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"