Dark Side Divas - A Star Wars Podcast

Are you ready for Boba Fett?! In this episode we cover The Clone Wars episodes "Death Trap" (s2e20), "R2 Come Home" (s2e21), and "Lethal Lockdown" (s2e22). The divas were looking forward to these episodes, and then they watched them. The divas explain their perspective on these episodes and brutally make fun of them. We also answered some interesting questions about "Darth Revan gatekeeping." List...

We have returned from vacation! We hope everyone had a great holiday week. We took a little break, and now we're back with some Mandalore Madness! In this episode, we cover The Clone Wars episodes "The Mandalore Plot" (s2e12), "Voyage of Temptation" (s2e13), and "Duchess of Mandalore" (s2e14). We drifted from our usual format because these three episodes were so tied together that they should have...

In this episode, the divas discuss The Clone Wars episode "Lightsaber Lost" (s2e11). Ashoka loses her lightsaber and hunts for it with the help of an elder Jedi in the seedy underbelly of Coruscant. The divas didn't think this part of Coruscant looked that bad, but some of the characters freaked them out, and strange discussions about Real Dolls and Hostel Porn take place during this hilarious epi...

In a special "Disneyland hangover" edition of Diva Wars, this episode discusses The Clone Wars episode "Shirtless Rex,"...Oh, I mean "The Deserter" (s2e10). The divas are a mess in this episode. Things break down about 10 minutes into the show, resulting in hilarity and chaos. Listen to a discussion about reptilian space chicken, sex cloaks, and most importantly - why we love Rex. 

The divas discuss the Clone Wars episode "Grievous Intrigue" (s2e9). We kick off the show discussing some listener comments from social media, then jump into an episode where we see Grievous execute a devious plot to kill a ton of Jedi - especially Obi-Wan Kenobi. Sadly it doesn't work out for him, despite following his plan perfectly. Tune in to listen for the diva's hilarious take on this episod...

In this episode, the Divas discuss the Clone Wars episodes "Legacy of Terror" (s2e7) and "Brain Invaders" (s2e8). We kick off the episode with a discussion that causes a stir on a particular social media platform. Unlike the previous two episodes, which were based on World War 2 stories, these episodes are directly inspired by sci-fi horror movies. The divas were grossed out and horrified by what...

In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we cover The Clone Wars episodes 'Landing at Point Rain' (s2e5) and 'Weapons Factory' (s2e6). For the first time since 'Attack of the Clones,' we return to Geonosis. The planet was a giant graveyard for clones and Jedi after the first battle that started The Clone Wars, and these episodes remind us how gruesome this war is. Both of these episodes feature many am...

The Divas discuss The Clone Wars episode "Senate Spy" (s2e4), which is the beginning of a long story arc. The divas hilariously discuss why this episode had an uncharacteristically odd take on Padme Amidala, Jedi council pimping, and briefly discuss which Jedi is the worst lover. Sometimes our best episodes are the ones where we don't have a positive review of an episode. Join the divas as they di...

Even Dark Lords of the Sith can make mistakes! In this podcast episode, the divas discuss The Clone Wars episodes 'The Zillo Beast' (s2e18) and 'The Zillo Beast Strikes Back' (s2e19). The Zillo Beast episodes are homages to the classic Godzilla movies. A "human" caused natural disaster along with a series of bad decisions unleashes a monster powerful enough to destroy an entire city. In this case,...

May the 4th be with you! This episode of Dark Side Divas covers The Clone Wars episode "Bounty Hunters" (s2e17). This episode was a homage to Akira Kurosawa's masterpiece "Seven Samurai" and discuss how the story has been replicated several times throughout the ages, including in Star Wars. Chris and Stefannie discuss the social dynamics of Obi-Wan, Ashoka, and Anakin. Hondo Ohnaka makes an appear...

In this episode, the Divas cover three Clone Wars episodes: Holocron Heist (s2e1), Cargo of Doom (s2e2), and Children of the Force (s2e3). These are the first episodes of season 2, and the divas noted how amazing the animation is in these episodes. Before the divas jump in to discuss these episodes, we discuss the feedback we got from our Captain EO episode and then begin to discuss the sexiness o...

In this episode, the Divas take a break from Clone Wars to talk about.....Captain EO? Really?! Blame Chris for this one. When Disney purchased Lucasfilms in October 2012, it took many people by surprise, unless you are a massive fan of the Disney Theme Parks. For years Lucasfilm attractions have been a mainstay at several theme parks, and it did not catch Disney theme park fans by surprise when Di...

Another hilarious episode from the Dark Side Divas, our longest episode yet! We promise it is hilarious. In this episode we discuss Clone Wars episodes 'Storm over Ryloth' (s1e19) , 'Innocents of Ryloth' (s1e20), and 'Liberty Over Ryloth' (s1e21). These are the last episodes for season one of Clone Wars, because the season finale happens much later in the episode chronological order. The divas dis...

In this episode, the divas discuss Clone War episodes "Blue Shadow Virus" (s1e17) and "Mystery of a Thousand Moons" (s1e18). It was strange watching an episode about the Jedi struggling to contain a lethal virus during COVID, so the episode 'hit' a bit different than it has in the past. The divas do not hold back, sharing their criticisms of these episodes. Why was a Batman villain in the show? Wh...

In this episode, the Divas discuss The Clone Wars episode "Trespass" (s1e15). We start the episode off by talking about what Stef's life is like in Texas now that the Covid restrictions have been lifted, answer some fan questions, and then Chris goes on a rant about Benedict Cumberbach talking shit about playing Grand Admiral Thrawn. We also discuss how the setting for the episode was inspired by...

We have returned! Real-life impacted us a bit, and we took a week off. This episode was a bit of a train wreck because the divas had an "exciting" week. The outcome of this chaos is another hilarious and fantastic episode. In this episode, we cover Clone Wars episodes "Jedi Crash" (s1e13) and "Defenders of the Peace" (s1e14). We introduce two new counters, discuss how "Jedi-ish" Anakin Skywalker i...

It is time for some Hondo Ohnaka action!!!! In this episode the divas discuss Clone Wars episodes 'Dooku Captured' (s1e11) and 'The Gungan General' (s1e12), but we might as well just call this podcast "The Hondo Show." Listen to Stefannie and Chris discuss the debut of one of their favorite Star Wars characters, and how he thwarted a Sith Lord. The shade is strong with this episode, especially whe...

In this episode the Diva's cover the Clone Wars episode 'Lair of Grievous' (s1e10). We discussed the recent news of Gina Carano being let go by Lucasfilms due to her recent social media activity before jumping into the episode. The Divas discuss the aqua sexiness of Jedi Master Kit Fisto, and why we celebrated the destruction of Jedi Knight Nadarr Vebb. We talk a lot about General Grievous, and hi...

In this episode, we cover the Clone Wars episode "Cloak of Darkness" (s1e9). The episode includes the debut of Jedi Master Luminara Unduli, the Irish Grandmother of the Jedi Order. Why was Asajj Ventress selected for this "very important mission," when she hasn't had any real success thus far during the Clone Wars? Why are there so many unfortunate hair choices? What does Spike from Buffy the Vamp...

Messa so happy to see you! The divas cover Clone Wars Episode "Bombad Jedi" (s1e8). Is there anything to the theory that JarJar Binks is actually a Sith Lord? Is the Force strong with him? Do Stefannie and Chris come to blows over this infamous character? We also spend some time answering some listener questions at the top of the show. Listen now and prepare for Muy-Muy entertainment! 

Are these the droids you're looking for? The Divas discuss two Clone Wars episodes, Downfall of a Droid (s1e6) and Duel of the Droids (s1e7). The divas discuss the differences between these two episodes and the other Clone Wars episodes we've covered in the past. Listen to the Diva's theories on this episode. Learn how the Divas think about the episode and how Star Wars is like Pizza by listening...

Roger Roger! In this episode, the divas discuss Clone Wars episode "Rookies" (s1e5). We tried to keep this episode professional, but we utterly failed within 30 seconds of discussing the episode. We discuss how much we live the clones (again!), Obi-Wan and Anakin arguing over which of their clones are the best, and a discussion on how expensive battle droids are. Listen to another hilarious episod...

In this episode, Chris and Stefannie discuss the Malevolence trilogy, specifically episodes "Rising Malevolence" (s1e2), "Shadow of Malevolence" (s1e2), and "Destroy Malevolence" (s1e3). In one of our most prolonged episodes yet, the divas discuss the first appearance of General Grievous and the Separatist's new weapon. We noted that the Separatists are amazing at hardware, but not the software si...

Happy New Year, everyone! For our first episode of 2021, we finally dig into the first official episode for the Clone Wars show, even though chronologically it happens later than other Clone Wars episodes (what?). The episode 'Ambush' (s1e1) is impressive, and we highly recommend it. We kick off our show with Stefannie's colorful description of her allergies, and we immediately move into discussin...

The divas take a break from the clone wars to discuss The Lego Star Wars Holiday Special! It's the holidays, and we felt like being festive. The show is pure chaos, in a good way, and we highly recommend sitting down with your family and watching it. We can't talk about this special without talking about the original Star Wars Holiday special, though Chris wishes he could forget about it. The diva...