Dark Pennine Tales

If you want a sweet escape – this is for you. Want adventure? Relaxation? A new high? Then this drug is for you.

What could be sweeter than two little girls singing carols together? Christmas is about the children. All of them. Indulge them with their fantasies and friends. Your only a child once.

Delicious preserves really do get you through the winter. Christmas secrets, like jewels they become uncovered. Do you really know the people around you? This could be quite jarring.

Oh please, can I have some more – I might find the sixpence. Our heart's desire is not always what we should get. There is a price. This one starts at £850 but becomes even more costly.

This Festive Log is quite different than you might have experienced. Perhaps you are one that likes Christmas in the sunshine. You might not after this.

Fly me to the moon, Teddy. Some people are full of Christmas Spirit. They go out of their way to make other peoples Christmas’s unforgettable. Check what your soft toy is stuffed with this year.

A dog is not just for Christmas. Man’s best friend is a dog. This one is needed even more on an isolated farm. Keep out and question why you might be getting something cheap.

Old and new friends can party hard in this desolate mansion. It’s something we look forward to every year. Letting our hair down with our friends. Perhaps making new friends. This one might chill your bones.  

He’s big, and he’s beautiful. And perhaps … brighter than you think. Survival of the fittest. It’s why we are all here. Surely the Turkey has as much say in his future as any other bird. He thinks he has more.

It’s so heartwarming when a long lost relative comes to visit at Christmas. Heather, Lochs and bagpipes, there’s nothing more festive than a visit to Scotland. Why not stay a while, there’s plenty of room.

Granny has been so generous this year. What could be wrong with a huge inheritance? Copping for the lot sometimes isn’t what it’s cut out to be.

A festive staple the mince pie – these are just irresistible. A good mince pie is a joy at Christmas. There are various ones you can try. How about these?

Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree – stop killing me. Isn’t nature beautiful? The growth, blossoming and beauty of an elegant tree is a thing to behold. Just keep your wits about you with this one.

Christmas elves can be such fun. Drink up to keep the chill away. There’s nothing like a visit to the Christmas Markets. Mulled wine, chestnuts and pigs in blankets. Although, perhaps at this one, you will end up under a blanket too.

Brr….its getting cold out there. Perhaps a holiday would help. A lovely festive vacation. Surely nothing can go wrong. Do you want to build a snowman?

In this podcast Angela reads an excerpt from her Third Novel, 'Brass Neck' I hope you enjoy it    

Hi, welcome to Dark Pennine tales. Today we have a story called ‘What Haggis never said’. Set in the fictional reality of The Saddleworth Vampire and Dark Pennine Tales. A place in the north of England, where villages are nestled in the moors and steeped in horror. This story is about Our Doris, and her dog Haggis. It happens between the two series of books.

Hi this is our first-ever podcast, and we are taking this as an opportunity to update you on our video about Loch Ness and give you some information about what we have found out so far. Zombies, witchcraft, demons, secret tunnels are all in this and a whole lot more If you are a regular visitor to my website which is http://www.angelablythe.com you will get most of this information on there but wi...