Dark Night of the Podcast

Troy and Roger crack open the cursed seal of The Church , Michele Soavi’s ambitious Italian horror film where stunning visuals clash with a script that feels like it was possessed mid-scene. They dive into the film’s wild opening massacre, its uneven rules around demonic possession, and a cast of characters who often seem as confused as the audience. From awkward romantic subplots to questionable...

Troy and Roger dig into Offerings (1989), a low-budget slasher that proudly wears its Halloween influences like a badge—and maybe forgets to iron out its own plot in the process. They explore the strange tale of John Radley, a traumatized adn bullied boy turned silent killer, and the inexplicably chill reactions of the town’s residents to a string of body parts showing up on doorsteps. From awkwar...

Happy Pride Month! You're getting a rare bonus treat as Troy and Roger recorded this episode in person while Troy was in Cleveland for the premiere of Roger's film MEAT ! Join them as they reflect on the big night, share a few laughs, and chat about what’s coming up for the podcast in the weeks ahead. It’s a fun, festive catch-up you won’t want to miss!

Troy and Roger put on their crucifixes and crank up the ’90s electronica as they dive into Stigmata — the film that dares to ask, “What if your hairstylist was chosen to deliver a lost gospel... via spontaneous bleeding?” They explore Patricia Arquette’s committed, though seemingly unbothered performance, the film’s goth-chic visuals, and some subtle jabs at the Catholic Church. From subway lashin...

Troy and Roger head deep into the woods to whisper the name Madman Marz — and yep, it goes about as well as you'd expect. The guys dive into this 1981 campfire slasher, complete with axe murders, hot tub weirdness, and characters making decisions so bad you’ll want to yell at your screen. They unpack the film’s eerie atmosphere, the worthiness of the final girl status of Betsy, and why Ellie might...

Troy and Roger throw this 1970s horror oddity a bone as they tackle Dogs — the film where man’s best friend goes rogue and wreaks havoc on a sleepy college campus. They sink their teeth into the killer animal craze of the era, the film’s meandering science talk (hello, pheromones), and a cast of some characters so unlikable you might just root for the dogs. The guys dissect everything from an unhi...

Grab your canoes and your questionable 1980s short shorts — this week, Troy and Roger head to Camp Stonewater to take on The Burning , the cult slasher that gave us Cropsey, chaos, and one seriously traumatizing raft scene. They dive into the film’s underdog status in the slasher canon, Tom Savini’s unforgettable gore effects, and some surprisingly layered character moments hiding beneath all the...

Troy and Roger shine a light on Darkness Falls — a film where the Tooth Fairy trades quarters for body counts and darkness is literally deadly. They reminisce about early 2000s horror nostalgia while unpacking the film’s chaotic editing, questionable character ages, and a plot that feels like it lost its baby teeth too soon. From inconsistent lore to emotionless romance, the guys dig into what cou...

Troy and Roger head into the eerily echoing halls of Danvers State Hospital to unpack the slow-burn psychological horror of Session 9 . They dive into the film’s creeping atmosphere, frayed character dynamics, and Gordon’s unsettling unraveling — all set against the perfect backdrop of asbestos and existential dread. The guys discuss the infamous therapy tapes, lingering trauma, and why this movie...

Things get twice as confusing this week as Roger and Troy tackle the 2007 Lindsay Lohan fever dream, I Know Who Killed Me . With one Lohan playing two identities, the guys wade through a swamp of giallo-inspired visuals, inexplicable plot twists, and more prosthetics than a Halloween store clearance sale. They dig into the film’s themes of trauma, identity, and — you guessed it — amputation, while...

Troy and Roger put their parental skills to the test and take on Mikey , a lesser-known thriller about a dangerously disturbed child hiding behind an angelic face. They dig into the film’s opening scenes, explore the messy dynamics between characters, and question the logic—or lack thereof—behind the adults in Mikey’s life. The conversation covers themes of childhood trauma, parental neglect, and...

While Troy and Roger take a short Spring Break hiatus, they’re treating you to a special episode from their extensive Patreon vault! Join them as they step into the eerie halls of Hill House for a lively discussion on the 1985 cult classic Clue . They break down the film’s legendary ensemble cast, Yvette’s... ahem ... unforgettable assets, and debate which of the three possible endings reigns supr...

Roger and Troy finally revisit the 2001 slasher Ripper: Letter from Hell after promising it to you years ago! Join the guys as they dissect its nostalgic appeal, gruesome kills, and Jack the Ripper-inspired mystery. They break down the film’s pacing issues, character development (or lack thereof), and its attempt to blend classic horror with a modern twist. From a shocking bathroom encounter to th...

Troy and Roger hop on their ATVs to take on the wild ride that is the 2017 French thriller Revenge , directed by recent Oscar nominee Coralie Fargeat. Join the guys as they dive into what makes this movie stand out in the rape-revenge genre, from its badass female lead who flips the script on her attackers to the way it tackles misogyny and the male gaze head-on. The guys chat about the film’s bol...

Troy and Roger dive into the cult classic _C.H.U.D._, a quirky 1984 horror flick set in the gritty underbelly of 1980s New York City. They examine the film’s strange mix of mutant monsters, emotionally distant characters, and an investigation that never quite lives up to its spooky potential. Join the guys as they chat about the slow pacing, underdeveloped characters, and a villainous plot that’s...

Get ready for plenty of clucking and squawking as Troy and guest co-host Bret Laurie dive into the bizarre and bloody world of the somewhat obscure title Luther the Geek . They break down the movie’s twisted plot, exploring everything from its unsettling antics of the antagonist to the surprisingly brutal violence. The guys discuss the film’s reluctant heroine, Hillary, as a unique final girl and...

Happy 2025! All aboard, as Troy and Roger are back with the first episode of the new year! And is there a better film for the guys to dive into than the classic slasher Terror Train . Join the guys as they explore the film’s eerie train setting, Jamie Lee Curtis’ standout performance, and the magic show that seems to drag on forever, courtesy of David Copperfield. They also have a laugh at some of...

As we take a tiny break for the holiday, we're giving you a gift from our extensive Patreon vault, as this episode was actually recorded back in 2021! If you're interested in monthly exclusive bonus content, please check out our newly launched Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/darknightofthepodcas It’s Garbage Day as we discuss the much maligned sequel to the iconic 1984 Killer Santa slasher Sil...

Troy and Roger sink their teeth into the chilling world of 30 Days of Night . The guys discuss_ _the eerie Alaskan setting, the ruthless take on vampires, and the tension of isolation in a small town. They explore the film’s atmospheric visuals, the brutal town massacre scene, and the unique spin on vampire lore that sets it apart from the genre. Along the way, they share personal anecdotes about...

In this special 150th episode, Troy and Roger take a moment to reflect on their journey while diving into the 2009 remake Sorority Row . Get comfy because their conversation goes deep into what makes this film so loved among the gays (spoiler: it's Jessica). Despite recognizing the flaws that exist in the film, they have a blast with it and it's certainly a title worthy of their 150th milestone! F...

Stephen King's Maximum Overdrive is pure chaos: killer trucks, bad decisions, and ACDC blasting over it all. Tune in as Troy and Roger dissect the film's absurdity, from soda can massacres to a steamroller scene that no one saw coming. They lament the lack of character development, the baffling romantic interludes, and the diner patrons casually ignoring electrocutions. With a mix of dark humor an...

Troy and Roger dive deep into the dark and suspenseful world of 1997's The Relic. Join the guys as they unravel the mysteries lurking in the iconic Chicago Field Museum, spotlight the jaw-dropping creature design, and explore the intense clash between science and superstition. From the chaos of a high-society gala turned deadly to the gripping character dynamics, Troy and Roger break down the film...

Grab your tiara and get cozy with Troy and Roger as they dive into 1991’s super obscure flick Beauty Queen Butcher , a campy mess that somehow manages to be endearing and tackle serious issues like body image and beauty standards. The guys discuss the film’s many flaws, from its agonizingly slow beauty pageant scene to its awkward character arcs — especially protagonist Phyllis’s transformation fr...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! Grab your bags because Troy and Roger are about the film them with lots of treats and they bite into the now required October viewing, 2007's Trick 'r Treat ! Join the guys as they discuss all the things that make this a Halloween classic, including the iconic villain that is Sam!

Grab your scorebook and prepare for a wild ride as Troy and Roger dive into one of cinema's most unexpected sequels: Katt Shae’s totally ’90s gem, The Rage: Carrie 2. Join the guys as they navigate the intricacies of a mother-daughter relationship that’s about as developed as a high school group project, tackle the ultra-realistic world of high school slut-shaming, and raise an eyebrow at the dist...