Danny Wallace's Important Broadcast

Look out for them, because if Teddy Boys are on the decline, we ALL need to do something about it. That's in no way what todays module is about, but it makes for an amusing title. This week, wrap your ears around everything from a Japanese criminal with a lot of birthdays to an unfortunate tale about Dogecoin. All that, plus SO much more. Just bloomin' listen. Please send your listener comments to...

So much to learn and all the time in the world! Whatever you had on, cancel it. This week The Broadcast does so much for you. Croissants, lizards (same item), silhouettes, haircuts and so much more. There's also every single game and feature you could ever need. They just keep coming.... Tell Me Something I Don't Know, Explain That, The Knowbiz and your biggest favourite; Dinner Winner. Right this...

Are you standing by with your listener pads? This week The Great Leader has vital information on how a new kitchen implement can drastically improve the quality of the simplest of foodstuffs - rice. Joe has taken the week off to celebrate his partner's 30th which meant Producer Will stepped up to the plate to help out with Tell Me Something I Don't Know and judge Dinner Winner. Plus The Great Lead...

You've probably always thought of The Great Leader as a tough guy, but this week he has proof. There's so much more than that though, because Steve promises a story about a cereal bar, so make sure you're ready for that one. All that plus balconies, emails and something called "Respect in Peace"! Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk This weeks podcast is for Amy. Thank you.

You know the lad in Home Alone, right? In that case, you probably know that the title of todays podcast is NOT his name, but whatever. This week, The Great Leader brings you more Know-Biz gossip about everyone's favourite Smarden based chef, Steve comes up with another idea and everyone is encouraged to be more compliant. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Is everyone familiar with the saying "time is a fun well"? If you aren't, it won't be long until that changes. This week, The Great Leader makes wide-ranging pronouncements and urges you to share your information on census day. There's more Nectar drama, some photographic mystery and the glorious return of The Knowbiz! Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

It's nice to build new traditions, so hopefully the annual "Top 10 Mums" countdown has become one of yours. It's a bit of fun. There's plenty more besides though, with textbook time slips, a whole stack of dinners and a Best of British controversy. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Bravery comes in many forms. In the last year or so, we've seen immense bravery from all corners of Great Britain and the rest of the world too, but today, bravery played a huge role in the actions of one member of the I.B.S. Get ready for paranormal gnomes, a million pound idea and the ins and outs of octopus cooking. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

The offering this week approaches 80 minutes and gives you plenty of time to take it all in, especially once you factor in the second and third listens (at half speed where necessary). Apparently Steve has made a new friend, so he'll tell all about that. Plus, some crow propaganda, more on the great Nectar mystery and a crucial update from Senior Listener, James Beckley, about his food shop. Pleas...

The Important Broadcast is unashamedly and categorically proud of its mission to educate. This week's module goes out of its way to do this and more, with all the usual facts; but lessons too. Have wet boots slowed you down? How will you dry them? FIND OUT. Do you keep losing teaspoons? What's that all about? FIND OUT. Just sit back and get ready to learn one hell of a lot. Please send your listen...

Following some very sad news for our Great Leader, the I.B.S returned to the airwaves, in an effort to do business as usual and to pay tribute to a fantastic man. As it fell to Steve to do the heavy lifting in the anecdote department, you're in for a treat with stories about a long chest hair and the confusion he experiences when it comes to the pronunciation of a certain high street restaurant ch...

The Squad put in a cracking shift today, producing well over an hour of delightful content for you to carry into your week. Take on some small talk, learn about why people used to wear hooves on their feet, recline for a moment with Morten Harket and get ready for this summers big blockbuster "The Core"! Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

Can you believe it?! The I.B.S finally have some anecdotes to share with you! After weeks of featureless lockdown, the stories came all at once today. Prepare for texts about fence boundaries, snakes in the toilet and aggressive crows. There's all that, plus a strange village phenomenon, some criminal colour-blindness and a couple of jokes too. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co...

In any given module, you're always going to find a fair helping of the paranormal, but this week supercharges that offering. Get ready to meet Uncle JoJo! There's plenty else mind you; The Great Leader has a moment of forgetfulness that's in no way his own fault, a winner is FINALLY crowned in Dinner Winner and there are too many vending machines... FAR TOO MANY. Please send your listener comments...

It's soundbites like that, which by now, you'll realise you only hear on The Important Broadcast: "Pop a sausage on a fish." But who says it? How does it come up and why?? There's only one way to find out. Immerse yourself for an hour or so in Module 157. How on Earth did we get here? Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

It's 2021 and The I.B.S are back to attack it with zeal. There's talk of rescue bikes, tandems bikes, power-bellies and RC planes. Did Steve have a hangover on New Years Day? YES. Welcome back everyone! Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

You might be a bit tired of people saying "blimey what a year" and "I won't be sorry to see the back of it" but here's a whole podcast with that sentiment. Keen to bid farewell to 2020, The I.B.S took a look back on the highlights of the year you may have missed, what with everything else going on. As the title suggests, dinosaurs are back, but there's also a new Adolf Hitler and even a couple of...

Whatever happens, The Important Broadcast is with you and will continue to be! In the light of the tough Christmas news, The Great Leader made merry with Steve and Producer Vin so that you might feel a bit better about everything. Hear the tale of the horrible spider Christmas tree, the brand new smell that Steve has made and have a guess at who might be the focus of this weeks Know-Biz! Please se...

You know the man on the Pringles tins, right??? Get ready to have that mystery solved by Steve. There's the annual "ready for Christmas?" small talk (slowly becoming a December tradition) and the Champion of Champions show down in Dinner Winner too. Plus, some strange goings on in Explain That and PRESENTS for everyone, but not FROM everyone. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.u...

With the season of yule upon us all, the Important Broadcast Squad rocked up for the weekly knock about. Find out about The Great Leader's new job, Steve's unusual dietary habits and a Crime & Punishment submission that'll knock your Christmas socks off! Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

It's important that you're prepared before pressing play today, because there's an awful lot to take in. Are you ready? Good. This week, most of the IBS have been sent gifts, but not everyone is happy. There's also a fair bit of supernatural stuff to get your teeth into and an unashamedly Churchillian moment from the bloke at No. 10. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank y...

Hi Important Broadcast listener! Radio X are releasing Season 2 of a podcast we think you’ll enjoy. That’s A First! is hosted by comedians Maisie Adam and Tom Lucy and in each episode they’re joined by a guest who reveals some interesting firsts from their life… and then gets ripped to shreds. In series 1 we heard about the first time Romesh Ranganathan soiled himself just before he was due to go...

150! That's got to be a milestone RIGHT?! Well... Not especially, no, because when you consider additional episodes i.e. Compulsory Podcasts, Bonus Modules etc. the team exceeded 150 a while ago, but STILL! Here's Module 150: A Module that will teach you how many bones a snake has (it's not one) and what "turncoat" means. There's a very one-sided Dinner Winner, some vintage Know-Biz and some vacci...

Everyone remembered everything for this week? Sure? You've definitely remembered all the things you needed to remember about this particular week? Cool. This time the squad talk about a big bird voting scandal, Steve's Dad shouts at fireworks and there's a mystery on a UFO and Robbie Williams is there. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Thank you.

For all the time we've all spent wondering why pizza boxes are the shape that they are, you'd have thought someone would have explained it by now, wouldn't you? Luckily, Steve Ferdinando is on hand to make it all clear for us. That's not all though! Find out who's in The Great Leader's ever-expanding "crew" and enjoy a bit of poetry too. Please send your listener comments to Danny@radiox.co.uk Tha...