Danny Mac's Awful Podcast

Welcome to the manosphere! The Goons are back. And this time, they're infecting Ryan Steele with their TOXIC MASCULINITY. We're so fucking alpha that all we eat is Alpha-bits (and Alpha-getti when our mom lets us use the stove). Buy me Bonestorm or GO TO HELL.  Brought to you by Dude Wipes. *** Support the show: patreon.com/dmapod Sub/Like/Follow to prove you're cool: instagram.com/...

We read select scenes from True Grit. There is almost nothing else we do this episode. Become a Patreon subscriber below. *** Support the show: patreon.com/dmapod Sub/Like/Follow to prove you're cool: instagram.com/dmapod   youtube.com/@DMAPod tiktok.com/@dmapodcast   Danny Mac instagram.com/the_dannymac Megan Charpentier instagram.com/meganlcharp Brendan Taylor instagram.com/mrbrendantaylor

Proceeds from today's show will go towards improving the lives of those who've been afflicted with pink eye. Learn more about pink eye below. *** Support the show: patreon.com/dmapod Sub/Like/Follow to prove you're cool: instagram.com/dmapod   youtube.com/@DMAPod tiktok.com/@dmapodcast   Danny Mac instagram.com/the_dannymac Jason McKinnon instagram.com/jasonamckinnon Jonny Latham in...

Somehow, DMAP returned. Writer/producer/director Simon Barry (Continuum, Van Helsing, Warrior Nun, Bet) joins Danny, inexplicably. This week: Top 5 movies we wish had sequels, Danny pitches Simon some new sci-fi ideas, and tips on how to eat for free with the purchase of one walkie-talkie! YOU ARE BUGS but we love you anyway. *** Support the show: patreon.com/dmapod Sub/Like/Follow to prove you&ap...

Is it really free association if it costs almost 2 hours of your time? Kris Woz and Natalie Reina are back. And Danny chimes in from time to time. Rate and review us on Apple and Spotify. Helps a ton. Write an actual review if you can. Or get ChatGPT to write one, you MONSTER. K bye. *** Sub/Like/Follow to prove you're cool:  instagram.com/dmapod   youtube.com/@DMAPod tiktok.com/@dmapodcast  ...

We've got IFBB Pro Bodybuilder Ron Partlow and amateur Fortnite player Jonny Latham. Ron is a decorated bodybuilder and the owner of a hardcore gym, so naturally Danny asks him about none of that and plays a bunch of sound effects. Another one for the books, kids! *** Sub/Like/Follow to prove you're cool:  instagram.com/dmapod   youtube.com/@DMAPod tiktok.com/@dmapodcast   Support the sh...

Daylin Willis joins Danny and Matt for fun and games. *** Sub/Like/Follow to prove you're cool:  instagram.com/dmapod   youtube.com/@DMAPod tiktok.com/@dmapodcast   Support the show, eventually get extra stuff: patreon.com/dmapod Danny Mac instagram.com/the_dannymac Daylin Willis instagram.com/daylinswillis Matthew Graham instagram.com/instamatthewgraham

Han Solo more like Dan Solo hahaha god I am so lonely. It's our first ever solo pod! Just Danny Mac for an hour (AKA the ultimate try not to unfollow challenge). Thanks for your AMAQs, btw. Shoot any comments or suggestions on the socials, they're all listed below. Okay thanks bye, I don't need friends to pod with anyway, I SAID I'M FINE, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE. *** Sub/Like/Follo...

We are now accepting name suggestions for our Roger Ebert guessing game. Roger Rate It? I dunno. Forget it. FORGET EVERYTHING. *** Sub/Like/Follow to prove you're cool:  instagram.com/dmapod   youtube.com/@DMAPod tiktok.com/@dmapodcast   Support the show, eventually get extra stuff: patreon.com/dmapod Danny Mac instagram.com/the_dannymac Summer Lilah linktr.ee/summerlilah Matthew Graham insta...

You might wanna skip this episode. Smartless has a new one, go give that a listen. *** Sub/Like/Follow to prove you're cool:  instagram.com/dmapod   youtube.com/@DMAPod tiktok.com/@dmapodcast   Support the show, eventually get extra stuff: patreon.com/dmapod Danny Mac instagram.com/the_dannymac Jonny Latham instagram.com/jonny_latham.jpg Matthew Graham instagram.com/instamatthewgraham

This week's Top 5 is gonna cause many a long-lasting beef, possibly even with you, the humble listener. But on the way, we discuss... Hmm, I can't remember. Diddy? For sure some Diddy stuff. Diddy KONG, that is! Lolz jk, no, I mean the demented pervert. But hey, we all got drama the saga continues. *** Sub/Like/Follow to prove you're cool:  instagram.com/dmapod youtube.com/@DMAPod t...

Our first quad pod! Hope you like overlapping banter! This week, we got Top 5 unassuming tough actors, the saddest sound alike challenge yet, and Sam tells us a genuinely sweet story about bringing his grandma to the movies. Plus, we guess how many stars Roger Ebert gave to classic movies. Might make that a recurring bit. I dunno. We'll sleep on it. *** Sub/Like/Follow to prove you're co...

Dino's back and we immediately start talking about Heat again. Also, Blue Valentine. So much Blue Valentine. Plus Danny runs afoul of a motorist, Bill O'Reilly vs. Tucker Carlson, and Dino concludes that Indiana Jones is an imperialist psycho. Also, Blue Valentine. *** Sub/Like/Follow to prove you're cool: instagram.com/dmapod youtube.com/@DMAPod tiktok.com/@dmapodcast   Support the...

Class, please welcome Brendan Taylor (Firefly Lane, all the commercials). He joins Matthew Graham and Danny to discuss really super deep inside baseball acting shit. I probably should've asked him literally anything about Firefly Lane or Katherine Heigl but Matt distracted me by trying to open mouth kiss me the entire time so I wasn't at my best, host-wise. *** Sub/Like/Follow to prove y...

Should we get some Patreon perks going soon? Extra episodes? Longer episodes? I don't know, you tell me. DM me, I won't bite...hard ;)  Oh, shoutout to Chris for the correction about the Tommy Boy quote OH LOOK AT ME I'M CHRIS, I KNOW THE MOVIE BETTER THAN THE HOST DOES how dare you. *** Sub/Like/Follow to prove you're cool:  instagram.com/dmapod   youtube.com/@DMAPod tiktok.co...

Matt "Mactor" Graham & casting director Kris Woz are back and the sequel is ALWAYS better! Think about it: Shrek 2, Wayne's World 2, Austin Powers 2... Okay, maybe that just applies to Mike Myers movies. Anyway, the chums talk reality TV, more film industry bullshit, then finish off by going on Grindr dot com to keep up with all the new slang. Now that's what I call edutain...

Sam went to Japan, Jonny loves Ant-Man, Danny has no one to brag to about his White Lotus predictions (no spoilers, btw). That's it. That's basically the show. Can I retire yet? Sub to the Patreon so I can retire. Don't worry, I won't share your money with the other guests. That's the DMAP promise! *** Sub/Like/Follow to prove you're cool:  instagram.com/dmapod   yout...

The Notorious MKA (actor Matthew Kevin Anderson) joins Danny and 3-peat DMAP guest Natalie Reina to cold read the season two premiere of Landman (insane we got our hands on that, hey?). Plus, obligatory White Lotus blather, MKA ruined a wedding, Orange Cream Coke Zero, and Top 5 Childhood Crushes. I see you baby. Shakin' that ass. Shakin' that ass. Shakin' that ass. *** Sub/Like/Fol...

Jonny (MechWarrior 5: Clans, Mass Effect: Andromeda) and Alisha (Alert: MPU, The Haunting of Bly Manor) join Danny for a disgusting episode peppered with depravity the likes of which you have almost certainly seen before because the internet is a cesspool.  Top 5 Toons You Crushed On, typical actor talk, a classic rock sound-alike challenge, and "so much" more. But on a serious note, sin...

Lots of googling stuff and tons of Family Matters talk. Like, too much. But actors Megan Charpentier (It, It Chapter Two, Sight Unseen) and Matt Graham (four different CW Network shows) try their best to make it tolerable. We learn what our favorite animal actors are up to now, Danny does dialogue from True Grit, Matt impersonates a famous mouse having an orgasm, and Megan gets made fun of for bei...

Lotta penis talk this week. Like, a lot a lot. Anyway, we got White Lotus and Severance takes, Top 5 Things To Do Hungover, the British Danny Mac is stealing regular Danny's credits, and one of us got hit by a car. Plus some other good stuff. Long episode so just stay on the treadmill until it's over -- summer bodies are built in winter, folks! *** Sub/Like/Follow to prove you're co...

Oh boy have we got an audio file in 16-bit WAV format for you. Danny's got model/actor/streamer Summer Lilah (Maxim, Skims, Sprite) and former Aussie soap star Jonny Latham (Mech Warrior 5). Danny unveils his in-progress Kieran Culkin impression, Summer "explains" the Bhad Bhabie vs Alabama Barker beef, and Jonny sings a song about Fortnite. Kind of a lot of Fortnite today tbh. Mayb...

Inside jokes. Non sequiturs. Shoddy editing. This is what DMAP is all about, folks! Danny's got actor Lina Lecompte (Motherland: Fort Salem, Bullet Proof, Monster High: The Movie) and actor/writer/game designer Cooper Bibaud (Batwoman, HEEL KICK!, Billy Saves The World). Cooper has a tongue growing in his nose, Danny confronts his theater trauma, Lina doesn't know who JTT is/was. It&apos...

Against all odds, you may actually find this episode interesting or useful. Danny Mac makes noises at casting director Kris Woznesensky (A24's The Smashing Machine, Happy Face, Animal Control) and actor Matthew Graham (Batwoman, Outrunners, HEEL KICK!, every fucking commercial ever). The lads gab about Benny Safdie's casting process, best/worst days on set, then finish with an A.I. monol...

Dino educates Danny on the Blake Lively-verse, tells us who he would deport, and sets up a couple cliffhangers for next time. Not to be outdone, Danny plays with his soundboard. But first, we chat with colorectal surgeon and oncologist Dr. Greg Kline and it goes really well. Special thanks to a massive podcast god for the shoutout at the end of the episode. And special thanks to YOU for being a ho...