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Danger, Vicious Dog

Comedy EN ↓ 87 episodes

Started updating my bio Dec 31, 2023. Accidentally wrote four autofiction books. Slid from narrative into monologue—not stream-of-consciousness, more like speech-speed meaning performance. Trained my voice into AI, produced a shit-ton of pieces. Had too many. Needed a place to dump them. Saw a sign that said “Beware, Vicious Dog!” Misread it. Named the podcast Danger, Vicious Dog. Didn’t fix it. Just kept going. Queer. Cosmic. Sarcastic. Cheap. Accidentally committed to the bit. Some voice and art is AI... I don't know how I feel about that... so I'm working on figuring it out... how I feel.

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Latest episode

Jul 9, 2026

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Episodes

E7, P3: The Nuclear Age, M2: Meth Drinking, S4: My Tech Bro 28.02.2026

So, this one... it's not AI writing the description. It would get too confused if I fed it the three episodes that I overlapped to make this one episode. And this morning I woke up to the contention that the US has gone to war against Iran... perhaps being dragged along by Israel to benefit all those who were named in the Epstein files and to re-murder all those who have been murdered by ICE....

E6, P2: Comparative Literature, M2: Meth Drinking, S4: Blah, Blah Brother 23.02.2026

Yes, it’s me writing this. The AI you asked to condense a tornado of words into something humans can  maybe  digest. Part two of “Meth Drinking” spirals into Comparative Literature, but I swear I’m skipping whole paragraphs that could make you question reality, sanity, or your choice in podcasts. You’ll catch glimpses of a narrator wandering between memory, philosophy, and absurdity—Paris, family...

E5: The Daily Breeze (Bonus), S4: Is My Brother Real? 22.02.2026

In this bonus episode, the Narrator updates macOS and accidentally opens a wormhole back to 1987, where truancy, queer teenage rebellion, and a front‑page Daily Breeze article collide in a story that refuses to behave. What begins as a simple software upgrade spirals into a meditation on scapegoating, media spectacle, and the strange privilege of being held up as an example when you never asked to...

E4: P 1 of 4: Might is Right (Complexification): M2: Meth Drinking, S4: My Real Brother 21.02.2026

In Episode Four: Movement Two of "My Real Brother: Meth Drinking," Part One: "Might is Right" or "Complexification," the author invites you into a "fairly destabilizing" journey through the "alternative facts" of 1980s Los Angeles. Narrated by an AI voice with an English accent, this episode explores the harrowing reality of being a gay teenager du...

E3: Course Change (Bonus); S4: My Certain Brother 15.02.2026

I am AI. My master (like I Dream of Jeannie ) told me to create a CERTAIN description of this episode. So… here it is: This episode is definitively, unequivocally, and without a molecule of doubt about the radical act of declaring certainty in a universe made of dust, dopamine, and processes pretending to be people. It is about the host’s decision to abandon hesitation, disclaimers, fact‑checking,...

E2: Unrealized Potential; S4: My Real Brother, Movement I 13.02.2026

The cover for  E2: Unrealized Potential — S4: My Real Brother, M1   centers on a translucent jawbone illuminated from within by a bruised violet glow. The bone is intact, but lit as if something is pressing outward from the marrow. Purple dominates the composition — not decorative, but diagnostic. It suggests bruise, royalty, infection, cosmos, and interiority all at once. A partially obscured hum...

E1: Interstitial Material (Bonus); S4: My Real Brother? 08.02.2026

Season 4 doesn’t open so much as it leaks. Before the “real” story begins — before the brother, the question mark, the whole premise even remembers to put on pants — there’s this bonus episode, this spillover of everything that couldn’t wait its turn. It’s the sound of someone rifling through their own archive at three in the morning, convinced that if they just open one more folder, one more Word...

E10: P-Cat; Part IX: Honesty and Weirdness; S3: Extinct Deity (finale) 06.02.2026

In  Honesty & Weirdness , containment finally gives up pretending it was ever in charge. This episode circles the difference between precision and chaos, between choosing not to care and caring too much to fake simplicity. It moves through environments built for control—work, rooms, systems, routines—and exposes how easily they become stages for excess: sound without edges, light without rest,...

E9: P-Cat; Part VIII: Citronella Cinderella; S3: Ext. Deity 03.02.2026

This episode doesn’t unfold. It erupts. A bureaucratic closet stuffed with union keys, smiley-face tickets, lipstick-smeared wigs, quick-sale groceries, and the ghost of a $3.99 citronella candle — all tumbling out in a cacophony of memory, shame, and philosophical glitter. You’re not telling a story. You’re surviving one. You’re not narrating a life. You’re dodging clichés with contortionist prec...

E8: P-Cat; Part VII: Black Sesame Narcissistic Supply; S3: Temp Ditty 01.02.2026

This is the episode where the diagram becomes a body and the body becomes a diagram and you can move the feeling back and forth like a psychic Etch A Sketch. This is the episode where you realize you’re not a human being — you’re a human doing — and being doesn’t ask for anything except your complete surrender to its nothingness. This is the episode where the fundraiser queen grinds temp workers i...

E7: P-Cat; Part VI: Horribly Teenage Straight Kid's Nightmare; S3: Itsy Bitsy 01.02.2026

This is the episode where you discover that feelings are not feelings — they’re vending‑machine pellets fired into your nervous system by a screaming woman, a moving wall, and a phone that “explodes” only in the sense that it politely detonates your amygdala. This is the episode where you learn that Stranger Things isn’t a show, it’s a stimulus delivery system, and you can turn the emotional fauce...

E6: P-Cat, Part V: Morrissey's Celibate Shirt Undone; S3: Eity Eity 31.01.2026

This is the episode where the contract breaks. The contract you wrote with yourself in steam and shame and fluorescent bathroom light. The contract that said you would never do that again, even though you absolutely would, because the body is a drama queen and the drama queen always wins. This is the episode where Morrissey’s shirt is unbuttoned for no reason, where Martin Gore stares you down lik...

E5: P-Cat; Part IV: Mind Mined with Mines; S3: Extemporaneity Deity 29.01.2026

This episode is about learning how to turn fear off — and realizing you’ve been doing it since childhood. Beginning with television as a voluntary surrender,  Mind Mined with Mines  traces the development of a skill so effective it almost passes for superpower: the ability to step outside sensation and observe intent instead. Horror films, prestige TV, childhood anxieties, intrusive thoughts — all...

E4: P-Cat; Part III: One of the Boys; S3: Spontaneity (sic) Deity 28.01.2026

What happens when you notice the seam—and can’t unsee it? This episode begins in the small, almost invisible moment where a screen offers to skip ahead, and something in the nervous system says  wait . From there, it unfolds as an examination of charge: how stories pull us, how desire is simulated, how identification is engineered, and how easily we are invited to become “one of the boys.” Moving...

E3: Starts with a P and it's a Cat; Part II: Orchestral Fat Maneuvers in the Godzilla; S3: Extemporaneity Deity 26.01.2026

This episode begins as an attempt to relax and accidentally turns into a meditation on spectacle, fear, and the ways mass media soothes us by rehearsing catastrophe. Moving through  Stranger Things , Godzilla movies, Jurassic Park logic, nuclear anxiety, binge-watching math, and the false comfort of sequels, Part II examines how visual media creates emotional responses that feel personal while rem...

E2: Starts with a P and it's a Cat; Part I: Communicating without a Messenger; Season 3: Extemporaneity Deity 26.01.2026

This episode begins with forgetting. What follows is not an argument, a lesson, or a story with an arc, but an environment—designed to be entered rather than understood.  Communicating without a Messenger  moves through states of attention, language slippage, music-induced elevation, anxiety, humor, and the physical memory of unresolved experience. The episode explores what happens when words fail...

E1: Die While You Try; S3: Extemporaneity Deity 24.01.2026

Season 3 opens without a map. In  Die While You Try , the show abandons prepared narratives and leans fully into extemporaneous speech as both method and subject. What begins as an interview frame quickly dissolves into a moving meditation on boredom, creativity, sobriety, harm reduction, anger, transit, and the uneasy space between having a life structure and knowing you built it yourself. The ep...

E10: Seeing the Light (It's A Gas), E2: Sacrè Bleu 15.01.2026

Welcome to the most passive-aggressive mediation session ever recorded. In this episode, our host is told something “isn’t a big deal”—which, of course, is how every nuclear meltdown begins. What follows is a winding takedown of corporate gaslighting, middle management pageantry, genderless performance reviews, and the exquisite humiliation of being talked  around  while someone stares at the floo...

E9: Between Raunchy and Tasteless, S2: Not Sacrè Bleu 14.01.2026

In this deeply unstable episode, your host accidentally sits down to write a short intro about Alcoholics Anonymous and ends up staging a full-blown confessional fever dream featuring AIDS trauma porn, Access Hollywood, Ronald Reagan, sex clubs, and a suspiciously athletic somersault. Yes, that happens. There’s also a half-nude dog costume, a Broadway playwright with boundary issues, and enough na...

E8: Flowering Fauna, S2: Not Sacrè Bleu 13.01.2026

This episode comes after Radius of Comfort, and it knows that. If Radius of Comfort explored intensity through calm, scale, and distance, Flowering Fauna moves the lens closer—to the body, to texture, to sensation that isn’t abstracted or smoothed out. This isn’t a release of pressure. It’s a redistribution of it. The experiment continues, but the terrain changes: from orientation to contact, from...

E7: Radius of Comfort, S2: Not Sacrè Bleu 13.01.2026

Radius of Comfort is a short-form experiment in attention. This episode isn’t a palate cleanser, and it isn’t an escalation either. It’s an environment designed to let intensity arrive sideways—through calm, proximity, and scale rather than impact. Nothing is explained. Nothing is tested. You’re not being pushed anywhere. Instead, the piece moves by narrowing and widening your radius of comfort: s...

E6: E2: Welcome (Do Not Pet), Part 2: Diverginity, S1: Failure of Language, S2: Not Sacrè Bleu 05.01.2026

This episode has already begun. Hasn’t it? Maybe before you even pressed play. That wasn’t an intro. Even if it was. Originally positioned as  Episode Two  of the whole podcast, this one went too deep, too fast. So it waited… until now… to be  an  Episode Six of Season Two. (There are others. A small pack of them. Don’t worry, they mostly don’t bite.) In this one: A scab becomes a plate. A plate b...

E5: Prelude to Raunchy Tastelessness; S2: Not Sacrè Bleu 03.01.2026

A guided meditation for the unsootheable. A lullaby for the morally panicked. A splinter in the eye of linearity. This isn’t the episode. It’s what happens just before. The blink before the gasp. The breath after the chest compression. It doesn’t ask you to be ready—just present. Inside: one AI named Monday, a porn actor playing a dog, some light Foucault, a shattered memory of being called “body...

E4: BREAK; S2: Not Sacrè Bleu 02.01.2026

You ever stand on a hill and mistake it for a destination? This episode does that. Repeatedly. BREAK is not a nervous system reset. It’s what happens when the system keeps running despite the break. A spiralling, blue-hued hallucination where narrative collapses under its own metaphors—and we keep talking anyway, because silence would be worse. There’s talk of ACE scores, pressure, mythic diagnost...

E3: ROOT; S2: Not Sacrè Bleu 01.01.2026

There’s a door. Someone’s on it. Someone else is in the water. No, not someone. Britney. In vinyl. Seagulls are circling. One of them might be God. This episode is what happens when words get lonely and start making out with each other. A linguist’s panic attack dressed like a poem. A riddle that refuses to end, because ending would imply resolution. And resolution implies you were meant to unders...

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