Dam Internet, You Scary!

Dam, Internet! This episode is packed—literally. From anime debates to apocalypse prep, we go off the rails with everything from survival kits and Demon Slayer to nuclear threats and creepy serial killer theories. 👻 This week’s “Dam, That’s Creepy” takes us deep into the Black Dahlia murder—complete with hauntings, Hollywood cover-ups, and a doctor who may have done it… according to his own detec...

In this wild episode of Damn Internet, You Scary, we welcome back comedy OG Rodney Perry and the hilarious Correy Bell! From a failed attempt at white hair dye to accidentally creating Smurf hair, Rodney shares stories that will have you crying. But that’s not even the wildest part… 🚨 The crew discusses a real story about a man who cooked and served his own amputated leg to friends — and they sai...

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. 🔥 This week on Dam Internet, You Scary, Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore dive into the jokes that stick for life, discuss the most despicable movie villains, and get real about the dangers of AI, deepfakes, and remix culture. 🎮 They...

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by Better Help., 🎙️ Hosts Tahir Moore 💬 Comedian • Actor • Podcaster 📲  @tahirmoore https://www.instagram.com/tahirmoore/ Patrick Cloud 🧠 Music Nerd • Thought Leader • Meme Surgeon 📲  @PatrickCloudChannel https://www.instagram.com/patrickclou...

Chris Sneed and Malcolm Barrett pull up to Damn Internet, You Scary! for a wild, hilarious convo that covers everything from awkward stand-up sets to Malcolm’s injury and filming in Cape Town. Chris drops details on his upcoming comedy special I Need Urgent Care (June 26 at The Regent Theater – GET TICKETS!). Plus, we get into BET Awards first-timers, sleep paralysis aliens, and that infamous skyd...

🤣 You ever been so tired on a hike you drank water straight from public water fountain? Chaz and Deon pull up to Damn Internet, You Scary to talk insane hikes, Oreo Coca-Cola collabs, and a surgeon who left a patient MID-SPINE SURGERY to cash a check 😳. We also break down the science behind night vision eye drops, how Haagen-Dazs is fake bougie, and the all-female gang that ran 1920s London 💅💥...

From terrifying Final Destination screenings to AI destroying the planet 🤖🌍, this week’s Damn Internet, You Scary is PACKED with wild stories, conspiracy-level facts, and hilarious commentary from Patrick Cloud & Tahir Moore. We break down Kai Cenat’s Streamer University 🏫, the haunted Helios Flight 👻✈️, standing-room-only airline nightmares 🧍🏽‍♂️, and the world's weirdest service animal...

💥 This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp.  This week on Damn Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud dive headfirst into some of the wildest, weirdest, and WTF-worthy stories from around the internet. From the woman who woke up at her own funeral 💀➡️😲 to a man who faked his own kidnapping just to hit the club 🎉😬… it’s giving unhinged internet energy all episode long. 🔥 What’s in...

Welcome to the pilot episode of Conspiracy Corner ! Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud kick off the series with an epic dive into strange phenomena, ancient mysteries, and modern tech paranoia. Special guest CP joins to explore how seemingly unrelated conspiracies—from walking trees to ancient aliens—might all be connected. This episode covers: The mysterious Flatwoods Monster encounter of 1952 I...

🤣 Welcome back to another wild ride on Dam Internet, You Scary! This week we’ve got your kid’s favorite teacher and internet chaos gremlin — Sam Salem — back in the building! 🎤🍽️ https://www.instagram.com/samuelsleeves We are talking about:  🥞 Writing essays at IHOP 🔥 Petty clapbacks to internet trolls 🐶 Why he refuses to call the dog “his” 📞 Garfield phones mysteriously washing up on beache...

A crow that attacks ONE person every day?! Parrots ordering snacks on Alexa?? Cartel graveyards with air conditioning and balconies?! This episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! is full of the most insane real-life stories that’ll leave you shook and in stitches. 💀 From birds with vendettas to million-dollar mausoleums, Tahir, Patrick, and guest Chris Sneed break it all down with nonstop laughs and...

This episode of Damn Internet, You Scary! is a full-blown ride. Guest: Devonte West https://www.instagram.com/_devontewest/ Devonte West joins Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud for an unhinged convo that covers: Snail trail face masks 🐌 Edible horror stories 🍪 CIA-level hallucination fish 🐠 The wildest heart transplant suicide story 🫀 Purple not being real 👁️ And China's terrifying new super soldi...

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. https://www.betterhelp.com/diys What happens when comedian Spank Horton pulls up to Dam Internet, You Scary!? Shirtless birthday parties, wild drug trips, international thirst stories, detachable sea penises, and cows who hate country music. Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud go toe-to-toe with Spank in one of the most hilariously unhinged episodes ever....

🎙️ Welcome back to Damn Internet, You Scary! with your hosts @PatrickCloudChannel and @TahirMoore. This week’s hilarious guest is none other than comedian, writer, and mixologist-in-residence Vanessa Graddick! https://wwww.instagram.com/vanessagraddick In this episode: 🍸 Vanessa drops drink game with edible glitter cocktails 👮‍♂️ We dive into the wild conspiracy that Family Matters was a delusio...

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir and Patrick go from conspiracy theories to hilarious hypotheticals. They dive into the real-life story behind The Terminal, uncover wild Mountain Dew conspiracy theories, and debate the practicality of Mario’s power-ups. Also—should you come back as a frog or a lizard in the next life? And how powerful is D...

In this hilarious and wild episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by viral TikTok sensation Mike  @MikeCakez   famous for his iconic catchphrase "Sir, Sir!" Mike shares behind-the-scenes secrets of going viral, his journey from engineering to content creation, and how he deals with constant bans from social media platforms. They also dive into some of the cre...

The episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Welcome to Dam Internet, You Scary! 😱💻 Hosted by Tahir Moore  @tahirmoore   & Patrick Cloud  @PatrickCloudChannel 🎙️ Produced by Hippie Goals  @HippieGoals 👤 This week’s guest: Comedian, writer & scent connoisseur Dave Helem  @dhelem   Guest: Dave Helem https://www.instagram.com/davehelem Sponsors: BetterHelp https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Factor...

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Michael Turner joins Damn Internet, You Scary! for a wild discussion on comedy, internet culture, and viral fame.  But that’s not all—we also dive into AI conspiracies, the weirdest internet theories, and whether social media is ruining creativity. Is AI about to take ove...

Is the Bell Witch the most terrifying ghost story in American history? 👀 In this episode of *Conspiracy Corner*, we dive into the legend of the Bell Witch—a sinister spirit that tormented a Tennessee family in the early 1800s. From eerie whispers to violent attacks, was it a hoax, a haunting, or something even darker?   Joining us is comedian CP, bringing his hilarious and unfiltered take on one...

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Sydney Castillo joins Damn Internet, You Scary! to talk about the real struggles of comedy tours, wild audience interactions, and the secrets behind his shirtless FaceTime calls! We also dive into AI bots creating their own secret...

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!  Guest: James Davis https://www.instagram.com/theejamesdavis 🚨 WTF Did We Just Watch?! In this episode, we dive into some of the weirdest and most terrifying real-life stories ever! From a haunted statue garden with real human teeth to a woman caught in a real-life glitc...

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Guest: JD Witherspoon  @JDWitherspoon https://www.instagram.com/jdwitherspoon/ 0:00 | Intro  1:15 | The Viral Singer Everyone’s Talking About  5:42 | Is Kanye West Beyond Redemption?  12:30 | The Kendrick vs. Drake Rap Battle  18:5...

Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet!  This episode is sponsored by Better Help. 00:00:00 | Episode Start 00:00:16 | Texas Cities & Comedy Club Boom 00:01:41 | Guest Introduction: Charlie Wilson Joins the Show 00:02:48 | The Legacy of Charlie Wilson & Name Confusion 00:06:38 | Empire Strips Back: Star...

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