Daily Power Affirmations for your Creative Maniac Mind (in 60 Seconds)

Today's Power Affirmation: Today I will create some dope-ass shit.   Today's Oracle of Motivation: You are creatively explosive like a supernova. You play connect the dots with the stars and chew up asteroids for breakfast. When you create, you trigger infinite galactic parties full of stardust shooters, cosmos champagne, and extraterrestrial bong rips. The Sun just initiated 111 solar flares in c...

Today's Power Affirmation: I am so effin' excited right now.   Today's Oracle of Motivation: The experience of life isn't about achieving distant desires in relation to the future. Chasing a "bucket list" or thinking there are "things" that you'd better go do before you die is not a solution. When you focus on attempts to "achieve" special experiences, you miss the actual experience of living. The...

Today's Power Affirmation: Every day that I wake is a bonus round to enjoy this miraculous existence. I live every moment like it's my last.   Today's Oracle of Motivation: You did not wake up to simply exist. This is your ONE LIFE, and it is the sum total of every moment you have ever experienced. Yesterday you may have been hit by a missile of fuckery so huge that your motivation was completely...

Today's Power Affirmation: I am happy and free because I am me.   Today's Oracle of Motivation: Resistance gremlins sometimes surge in the form of insecurity. Unload your machine gun of confidence to defeat them! When you believe in yourself, there is no need to convince others. Johnny might have bigger muscles and a sweet Fu Manchu, and Milly might have bathtubs full of Benjamins, but comparison...

Today's Power Affirmation: I am rich in happiness, fulfillment, and purpose! My bling is priceless.   Today's Oracle of Motivation: The American Dream: It's as depressing as a dimple on your butt. If you behave you'll get a nickel you can spend on some stuff. And in time you'll get a dime if you impress your boss, so you can buy some more junk just to numb your thoughts. Don't let this cycle consu...

Today's Power Affirmation: I accept, love, and release my pain.   Today's Oracle of Motivation: Like slipping and scraping your knee, splintering your hand on a tree, facing your trauma within, or parting ways with your boo, sometimes the irritation and despair you feel only means healing is on the way! When you fully feel and welcome your pain, rather than suppress it, you give it permission to c...

Today's Power Affirmation: I do not worry about petty bullshit. I show up. I hunt. I eat.   Today's Oracle of Motivation: Your distant ancestors didn't dick around worrying about how good they looked to the rest of the world. They were out hunting animals, battling enemies, and creating empires. They probably smelled like ass and were completely unaware that their descendants would gel their hair,...

Today's Power Affirmation: I put the brakes on the social media shakes and connect my vision to the stars   Today's Oracle of Motivation: While social media can be an exciting place to make and maintain friendly connections, it's also a black hole of feasting interruption gremlins who grab your attention, manipulate your emotions, and trap you in the "grass is always greener" mindset. It's cool to...

Today's Power Affirmation: I have the best fucking life EVER.   Today's Oracle of Motivation: You are alive. If that's not enough to make you raging ecstatic, then what is? You live in a world full of unlimited abundance and opportunity. You have magical senses to interact with your experience, and you DECIDE how you want to view it all. Wire your brain to focus on the positives, and you will only...

Today's Power Affirmation: Because I work for the Universe, my retirement plan is lit.   Today's Oracle of Motivation: If you can live as an inspiration to all who encounter you, you are truly living your light. Profound bliss comes in the form of service to what is right, not the "success" that a traditional career helps you achieve. Enjoy the sparkling lights of the fun and luxury that this worl...

Today's Power Affirmation: I am an ax-wielding warrior and I slay all things.   Today's Oracle of Motivation: You are the blood of savages, warriors, knights, and raging maniacs that refused to quit. For millions of years, your ancestors were hardcore fighters and survivors and had ANY of them dropped dead before successfully reproducing, you wouldn't be here today. You are a golden goose with gen...

Today's Power Affirmation: As I seize my moments, they are mine forever.   Today's Oracle of Motivation: Does life ever feel out of control? You wake up and realize you're trading your time doing things you don't really care about so you can make money and buy things you don't really need to impress a bunch of goobers you don't even like. How will that change if you reclaim your power and repurpos...

Today's Power Affirmation: When life gives me lemons I paint them in gold.   Today's Oracle of Motivation: The universe will always test your temper. It's the natural order of things. We've all had those days when a bird drops a fresh squeezer on our heads. For every positive, there is a negative. You can either allow these sour dips to cripple you, or you can laugh like a raging lunatic, take not...

Today's Power Affirmation: I am an animal of the Earth and I deserve to be free.   Today's Oracle of Motivation: Why, as humans, do we lock ourselves in cubicle cages and rage our energy on nonsense that in no way contributes to our happiness and freedom? No other species on Earth is worried about a Facebook status, an urgent email from a boss, or that sleazy dress that Becky wore to the company d...

Today's Power Affirmation: I keep my attention and intentions in alignment and nothing can stop me from world domination.   Today's Oracle of Motivation: If you intend on creating the life you love, but you only focus your attention on muscle-beach speedo competitions or celebrity news feeds, your intention is powerless. If your attention is disciplined, but you have no intention for your vision,...

Today's Power Affirmation: I practice and become what I love and appreciate, and I am unique in my offerings.   Today's Oracle of Motivation: You are a copy of a copy with magic on top. You are the product of a thousand generations, but unique in your angle. Don't be afraid to study and adopt the ideas, strategies, and creativity of others. All our creations are modifications of those before us wi...

Today's Power Affirmation: As my lighthouse shimmers for others, it lights my own way, too.   Today's Oracle of Motivation: Of comets and stardust and moonlight symphonies, your glow is a lighthouse for all the ships lost at sea. By creatively and passionately embracing your hero's journey, your energy becomes an alluring guiding light to others who may feel broken or hopeless. Keep sharing, conne...

Today's Power Affirmation: With my attitude of gratitude I light up the moon.   Today's Oracle of Motivation: If you gaze at the stars, it may seem like darkness owns most of the sky. However, light exists everywhere, even in the space where it appears black. There just isn't any matter in that space to reflect the light for you to see. Gratitude is the same way. You may only see it when it reflec...

Today's Power Affirmation: I am in love with all my parts. I am vibrant and sexy A.F.   Today's Oracle of Motivation: You are so fucking perfect and gorgeous just the way you are, otherwise you wouldn't be you. Your unique shapes, flavors, aromas, vibrations, and colors are pure gifts to this planet. As flowers open up to bloom in celebration of the Sun, so too should you open your rainbow wings a...

Today's Power Affirmation: My creative babies protect the galaxy from fear.   Today's Oracle of Motivation: Some situations in life can summon immense amounts of fear. Fear can be a scary bitch, even more terrifying than the ass of a dead rhino. Fortunately, from fear's perspective, you are also the scariest mofo in the galaxy. Why? Because you have the power to create new life through voice, writ...

Today's Power Affirmation: I smile because I am in love. I smile because I am of love.   Today's Oracle of Motivation: This is a reminder that you are the vibrant, delicious, and beloved heartbeat of the world! Your unprecedented beauty and exuberant soul twinkles so bright that it lights up all 79 of Jupiter's moons. Your smile is so spercalifragilisticexpialidocious that all the planets turn int...

Today's Power Affirmation: I continuously push myself to learn and develop in areas of life that bring me happiness, freedom, and purpose.   Today's Oracle of Motivation: The definition of success is "the accomplishment of an aim or purpose." Success is extremely subjective and never guaranteed! However, if you do not try, you have a 100% chance of failing! Alternatively, if you never stop trying,...

Today's Power Affirmation: I blast gifts into the universe to heal my desires and wants.   Today's Oracle of Motivation: Whatever it is that you want, you must start giving it away. If you want to learn something and change your life, teach someone else a value that will change theirs. If you want help to overcome an obstacle, start helping others overcome theirs. If you want to be loved, put on a...

Today's Power Affirmation: The best experiences of my past shall be the worst of my future!   Today's Oracle of Motivation: You are heating up. You are flaming hot. You are 360 slam-dunking on all resistance gremlins that stand in your way. Your focus is escalating. Your mind is a factory of awareness. Each night, you rest as a stronger, smarter, happier, and more meaningful person than you were a...

Today's Power Affirmation: I'm stopping all my troubles by popping my bubbles! I am one with my vision because I act the part.   Today's Oracle of Motivation: There is only one bubble between you and your exciting, maniac visions. The size of the bubble depends on how much space you allow it to occupy. The more you let distraction, fear, and resistance gremlins bloat your bubble, the more distorte...