Daily Fail

This holiday season, we're treating you to some very special episodes! Today, it's Kristen's appearance on Fad Camp, all about how the tabloids embrace anti-fatness and perpetuate diet culture. If you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe to Fad Camp here: https://pod.link/1531529240  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to s...

This holiday season, we're treating you to some very special episodes! Today, it's Kristen's appearance on Unladylike, all about how the invention of tabloids was both revolutionary and regressive for women. If you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe to Unladylike here: https://pod.link/1333193523  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @mau...

This holiday season, we're treating you to some very special episodes! Today, it's Kristen's appearance on Fixing Famous People, all about how to fix the royal family...because let's face it: they're a mess. If you like what you hear, be sure to subscribe to Fixing Famous People here: https://pod.link/1665730605 Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer...

And shame on the 14 year olds online. Nobody else. This week:   A writer shames everyone calling the UnitedHealthcare shooter hot, while calling him hot Prince Andrew’s friend and trusted colleague is actually quite possibly a Chinese spy  Meghan and Harry owe us all an invasion of their children’s privacy.  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and...

Hot takes nobody asked for about the premiere of a prequel that, also, nobody asked for.  This week:  Word clouds reveal Americans’ REAL thoughts on Donald Trump, from “neutral” to “ew” to “Donald.”  Blue Ivy went to a movie premiere, so let’s objectify her and also make sure we talk about The Allegations  Nipple filler is sweeping the nation (it’s not)  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer...

Just keep failing.  This week:   Meghan Markle and Ellen DeGeneres are besties and Meghan also will never go abroad but maybe Harry will Diddy’s Christmas menu is also really depressing (it’s not)  Do you hate yourself? Have you considered eating two tablespoons of chia and flax goo before bed about it? Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @mau...

Down the street from Kristen’s home, no less!   This week:  Tucker Carlson says the devil is running the White House but also that war crimes are bad  Meghan Markle’s marriage is on the rocks because she’s uplifting women and children    Diddy is languishing with a holiday meal potentially rivaling yours  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @m...

And no, the tabloids don’t care that it’s a funeral.  This week:   Systemic sexual abuse by Church of England leaders is exactly like being friends with Harry and Meghan Funeral ‘fit checks in the worst and most disrespectful way  Commencing the sandwich wars  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these...

EVERYTHING IS GREAT RIGHT NOW GUYS This week:  The Trump-Musk Simon-Garfunkel continuum America’s Mayor needs your financial support : (   Penis injuries, because why not Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5...

Hello from the distant past, where for a moment we know peace.   This week:   Lorne Michaels, knower of stuff about the FCC A Brazilian psychic says he knows how the election will go and it’s bad  Prince William and his daddy are big strong real estate guys!! Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these d...

U.S. listeners… go vote. There’s no joke. Just do it.   This week:  Kamala Harris has a family! Dastardly! Will and Kate’s quaint lifestyle ten minutes from the castle their family owns Jesus from Bible did fish stuff!  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join...

We might just need to rename ourselves the Daily Frail because of all the frail masculinity around here.  This week:   Men who interrupt women are the real victims, actually Brady Bunch cast member is oppressed because network dislikes her homophobia and friendships with insurrectionists Meghan Markle is a mass shooter??? (no, she’s not)  We love What A Creep and know you will too, so subscribe wh...

We’re in a perpetual state of “disappointed, but not surprised.” This week:  A very sad situation punctuated with a very weird TripAdvisor review The city of Coachella stranded Trump supporters in the desert (they didn’t) WOKE SCIENTISTS fear CHILDREN MIGHT LEARN FROM BOOKS Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feel...

It’s witchcraft (it’s not).  This week:   Liz Jones turns on Meghan Markle after a long, long history of not being a fan of her, actually King Charles, a very big boy, eats lunch now Travis Barker’s teen does not know, or care, and honestly? We love self awareness Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on th...

We can’t all have giant blue orbs that shine in the moonlight or whatever.  This week:  Melania Trump finally explains the “I really don’t care” jacket, and it is not especially satisfying Hashtag where’s Meghan is NOT gonna land Literally a makeup tutorial to steal JD Vance’s look Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share y...

Yes, we mention the worm.  This week:   The affair that took media Twitter by storm and made everyone else feel really weird Tiny piece of chocolate > emotional intimacy. Scientifically! The many reasons Huw Edwards might not be truly culpable for the heinous crimes he admitted to  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share y...

You, too, can pass off unhinged and monstrous behavior as a lifestyle. Please don’t, though. This week:  Racist conspiracies about Haitian immigrants eating pets are believed, but not by as many people as the Fail thinks Dave Grohl’s infidelity was actually caused by his wife’s tennis coach Diddy’s lawyer insists it’s “just a lifestyle,” and she’s glamorous so must be believed. Find your hosts on...

“We open with trees and dappled sunlight. Then fails, close-up in all their magical symmetry.” This week:   Kamala Harris was wearing German bluetooth earrings (nah) Taylor Swift’s boyfriend is going to endorse Harris/Walz… oR iS hE The William and Kate video that made everyone go “oh yeah, just like in Gladiator!”   Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10me...

Today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna fail it back to you.  This week:  Rumors about a Swift-Kelce breakup are serving AI realness (huh?)  The Gallaghers could provide a blueprint for Harry and William to reconcile, or they would if Meghan wasn’t there Nicole Kidman looks so young, but we’re gonna dance around the reason why and just wink knowingly until it gets weird  Find your hosts on Tw...

We’re doing fries and fails. This week:   Intrepid journalism on whether Kamala Harris is a frycook fraud goes, of course, nowhere Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce have baby fever (because babies exist) Who’s worse, Prince Andrew or [insert pretty much anyone else] Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on thes...

He’s putting the “respect” in “disrespectful”... yeah, we didn’t think this one through. This week:  Donald Trump says he’s been working really hard to be respectful of the Obamas Simone Biles should be more respectful of the estranged birth mother who did not raise her A mysterious substance is leading to a wave of dementia (it’s COVID and they’re bad at reading studies) Find your hosts on Twitte...

Fails are in the mail, just like alien mummies 🥰 This week:   Donald Trump has an unhinged conversation with Elon Musk, much is said that does not need to be MEXICAN CONGRESS ALIENSSSSSSSS Meghan and Harry are hemorrhaging staff (they are not) Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we...

He’s not. We don’t think that. Please believe us. This week:  Doug Emhoff had an affair, kind of, but also more than 10 years ago, and it’s tanking the campaign (it’s not) JD Vance lives out his Entourage fantasies in a super cool way, and the Fail is totally objective about it Travis Kelce is concerned for his girlfriend, but not enough to come save her from Vienna Find your hosts on Twitter @kri...

Who’s being weird? Not us.  This week:   Meghan Markle and Kamala Harris are actually the same person! Cool!   Did you know you’re the worst party guest and you’re eating all the canapes?  NOBODY IS HAVING CARNAL RELATIONS WITH A COUCH (we think)  Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails —...

Let’s be real, it’s the first of many. This week:  A young Kamala’s “affair” with a “married man” suggests she’s actually just sexed her way to the top (ugh)  Kamala is the descendant of slaves and an Irish slaveowning rapist, which is her fault (and also, why isn’t she acting more Irish)  Ella Emhoff hates her stepmother (she does not) and has body hair (as all humans do)  Find your hosts on Twit...