Dads Talkin' Football

We got the full crew back in the bunker and go around the room with updates on Chargers, Bears, and the scary 49ers. We then launch our first Christmas Wishlist for all things NFL, from the modern Dad perspective. Some of the wishes are petty and team-specific, while some would call for change across the league. Let us know what you think, and drop your wishes in our comments! Merry Christmas and...

The DADS catch up over the last four weeks by unveiling the "Dad's Sack", full of questions and feedback from listeners. We're also pretty confident we are the last recorded podcast ever before Staley was officially fired. We end the episode per usual with spicy hot takes and predictions over the last quarter of the regular season. Cheers!

The Dads record for the first time in three weeks and break the news to the podcasting audio-world that Joe Burrow is likely done for the season, casting doom for the Bengals. We also give updates on our teams and throw out some predictions and hopefuls for the end of the regular season.

The dads talk about an unprecedented week 7 where the Bears win but the Chargers and Niners both lose! Then get into the Middle of the season Power Rankings like only the dads can do. Give out a few Hot Takes and more!

Big 100th episode for the dads. The dads talk about the big week 6 storylines, wins, losses and more. Give the hot takes for week 7

This SPICY episode breaks down the Niners continued dominance, the Chargers gutsy play-calling, and the ineptness that is the Chicago Bears. The DADS also give their take on T Swift and project how much longer this might all go on...

No Mel tonight but no worries. Let the OG DDB Sugar Daddy's carry this episode breaking down Week 3 of the NFL. If last week, we stressed which teams to hit the panic button on, this week is more about the top teams so far, which ones are Derek fuckin "Furreal" and which ones are good "for now." All that plus major updates on Taylor Swift, Brandon Staley, and the greatest s...

The DADS are back and talking football, breaking down Week 2, the onslaught of major injuries, and poor coaching decisions leading many franchises to ask " Is it time to hit the panic button? " Enjoy the in-depth complaining on Da Bears and Chargers, and the constant praise and compliments toward the 49ers. Cheers!

The Dads are back to break down Week 1 action. Expect some insightful but crude commentary on the Niners, Chargers, and the lowly Bears. We also cover some major storylines from around the league before previewing a few cant-miss games for Week 2. Cheers!

(( SUPER SIZED EPISODE )) The dads are back and give out some hot takes on the season, who will win, who will lose and who will suck!

We kick off the episode recapping the BIG GAME and our takeaways from the "Should-be" holiday and epic night. Then we invite you to re-live the 2022 season as the DADS draft their Top 5 most memorable moments / games / plays / storylines of the season. We have a lot of laughs and callbacks as we reminisce on the crazy season that was...  

All the Dads are back and gettin amped for the Big One, the Lombardi, Super Bowl Fifty-Seven, Let's Ride!!!   Get your 7-Layer Dip and Wings goin cause we are breaking down the game, offering winners, picks, prop bets, and more (cough) MEL'S PICKS ONLY (if you know what's good for ya)   But before all that...      Mel and Chris give parting, heartfelt though...

Super Wild Card Weekend is over and it lived up to the hype, and the dads break it down. Talk about the top picks for the coming week, and tease a few off season storylines that are looking juicer and juicer.

It's playoffs time!!!!   The Dads tie a bow on the regular season, heaping praise on the Texans, questioning Staley's decision-making (again), and applaud the 49ers as they continue to look like the NFC's best.  Then EACH GAME of the Super Wild Card Weekend is broken down with the DADS making predictions on each game.   

Dads talk about the Chargers being in, the Niners being in, and the Bears, well, they are booking golf trips and vacation spots. Discuss the Damar Hamlin situation, and give some steamy Lead Pipe Locks.

The Dads are back from a two week hiatus and get right back into NFL bullshit, talking everything from Big Cock Brock, protecting Justin Fields the rest of the season, and demanding some respect for Justin Herbert ahead of his big primetime home game against Tua and the Dark Horse Dolphins.  Plus as always, more LEAD PIPE LOCKS -  Mel:  Seattle -3.5 Jim:  Chargers +3.5 Chris: &...

We have the honor of bringing in another SAC Dad into our bunker - everybody give it up for Chris LaConte. Don't dog him because he likes the Packers, he'll give you plenty of other reasons to do so in this episode.  Be patient with us as we talk over one another a bit while incorporating a fourth male body in the bunker. Things get on track though when we break down the game of the year, Vik...

The DADS get spicy with their mid-season review of the NFL season through 9 weeks. Outrageous claims, multiple errors and all in all a wild supersized episode from the DADS.  Good luck on Sunday! LPLs Jim:  Bears -3 Chris:  Cowboys -5 Mel:  Dolphins -3.5

Trade deadline has come and gone, and the dads go deep on the most interesting ones. Discuss the highs and lows of week 8, give out hot takes, what to look for week 9, and give out some Lead Pipe Locks.

It was a rough week for the Dads as the 49ers and Chargers took tough losses, both Chris's wife and Mel lost their last horse in their SURVIVOR leagues, and the betting window didn't see (m)any returns in Week 7.  But at least the Bears won!!   LPLs  Jim (3-4)  Cinci -3.5 Chris (2-5)  NY Jets +2.5 Mel (5-2)  Titans -2

The dads talk about Week 6 in depth. Also do Brady, Rodgers and Russ all suck now? Is it time to stop punting and more!

The Dads give their take on the newest penalty in the NFL, "Touching the Quarterback", and have ideas on how it could evolve.  Hate it when we're right but this all stems from the job Miami did with Tua. PLUS:  Who doesn't go for it on 4th down now?  Who doesn't pass up PATs for a possible 2-point conversion? The game is changing everybody, but stick with The Dads. We'll guide you t...

In this episode, the Dads break down the Dolphins INEPT decision to run Tua back out early and what the consequences could be for the entire league going forward. Also, Mel describes his incredible weekend where he got to touch Justin Herbert's hand and the Dads try to relate. Chris and Mel try to compare BOSA Wangs with a surprising winner, and each of the 2-2 Dads give their LEAD PIPE LOCKS! Goo...

This latest installment has both Chris and Mel licking their wounds after a tough Week 3 loss for their teams. Meanwhile, Jim's Bears continue to roll. Also, does Chris have a real growing allegiance to Miami? Will Mel be signing autographs in Houston this coming weekend? Is Jim hornier for Sunday Night Football or Mac Jones?  Find out all this, plus get your bets ready for the window as we g...

The 49ers drama continues and Chris is here to break down his breakdown while watching what happened to Lap Dance Lance in Week 2. Mel gushes more over Justin Herbert... again, but is highly suspicious of the Chargers medical staff.  Jim comes down to Earth with his Bears and is already thinking future in-season trade bait. The Dads also look to improve upon their 2-1 showing with LPLs last w...