Dad's Slightly Warped Bedtime Stories

He's huge.  He's hungry.  And he wants coffee.  The giant hamster lands on Earth and goes on a rampage.  What will it take to stop him? 

The neighborhood kids are together to play some games.  Unfortunately, Mary Lou's idea of a fun game has the other kids feeling a little nervous.

The day before Easter, a bunny family explains to their children where the Easter Bunny came from.  Spoiler Alert:  It all started with a chicken.

A kindly older neighbor lady tells the story of the first time she stepped on Kate Shelly's face ... while stepping on her face.  Enjoy! 

At the very end of the age of the dinosaurs, a T-Rex and Triceratops fall in love and share magical moments, while their friend continually spoils the mood with his disgusting bodily functions. 

Tonight we have a collection of short stories about a dog that needs to poop really bad, a crustacean that keeps getting chewed on by seagulls and a girl who can't seem to find a place to pee.

On a cold, moonlit night, two cats are on the hunt.  After they have success, they take a break for some caterwauling, which aggravates old man Nolan so much that he throws stuff at them.

The hobo spaceman is back!  This time he lands in Portland to refuel on his way to meet with his publisher, who is in the orbit of Saturn.  While in town, he runs into various do-gooders, all determined to be of service to him.

Richard has nice curly red hair.  He makes the mistake of running a comb through it one day which makes everyone want to touch it!

A collection of three short stories involving crackers, poop, and bee-infested hair.

The zombie family are sick of the way they smell, so they go get some flowers to cover it up.  When they end up in the flower bed next door, the neighbor's patience wears thin.

For some reason, Gary wakes up with a REALLY sore toe.  His well-intentioned neighbor offers to help him, but his ideas are not helpful at all. 

In this sci-fi adventure, a crew traveling in space approach a planet, Nimrod 62.  Little do they know, that once they land their ship, a gross, slippery welcome party awaits.  They avoid them and explore the planet, only to find themselves in unexpected danger.

In this sequel to Gizmo the Silly Wonder Puppy , our little puppy friend gets into more mischief.  But when he wanders into the dark forest, he might find more trouble than he can handle.

A man spends years and years on his disgusting collections, only to have them ruined by freak accidents.  His neighbors are upset with the smell.  Maybe he needs a new hobby?

A family of zombies tries to come up with new ways to capture some fresh meat on Halloween.

A little girl wants a sweet little cuddly pet, but not just any pet will do.  She wants something extra special.  One day, her dad brings back a baby lamb that is just the sweetest thing ever.  Or is it?

An explorer from deep space makes a stop on planet Earth to resupply.  The only problem is, people think he's an unfortunate homeless man, because of the way he looks.

The family doggie is so very cute and so full of energy that he has a hard time ... containing himself.

Most of the elves up at Santa's workshop are very good at their jobs, but sometimes, there's one or two elves that are ... different.  Steve the elf, makes toys that are dangerous and frightening, and Dismal makes depressing toys.  Santa tries to figure out why.

A very scary looking man walks around from house to house spreading fear.  Then he meets the fat man.

A woman is dismayed to find an elephant in her kitchen.  Worse yet, it won't stop pooping and she can't seem to get rid of it!

A couple of snails are feeling super slippery one day, so they decide to put it to good use.  The unwitting pedestrians make the best of it.

This is about Nermal, the moth and his adventures to find the prettiest lights to bump into.

One dark and rainy Halloween night in a cemetery, two skeletons come to life and emerge from their graves.  Their mission:  Do scary things, or go dancing!