Dad Jeans

Summer vacation is over and it's time for a little more Dad Jeans in your ears! In case you're wondering what is going on at the beginning of the episode, we lost 30 minutes through a recording failure. But never you fear! We get back on track! The Dads don't give up! 

Tonight we introduce our first episode thumbnail created by AI! Look at that guy's weird ear! Makes me want to vomit! 

Welcome back to our annual ho ho hotacular with the dads gabbin' about all your favorite holiday predicaments and predilections including: cookies! Elves! What's in Santa's lap! Bruce Springsteen! With very special guest: Elon Musk! 

The dads are finally back in the decidedly unfilthy garage to talk about Twitter's demise! What they been doing! Current events! Macrame wall hangings! With a special premiere reading from  Jeffrey's new balls-to-the-wall action podcast: Professor Blowjob and the Storm-Fighters of Courage!

Oy bruv! You fancy a podcast with yer mates down at the pub? Take a listen to Dad Jeans, the podcast for right geezers! 

Civilization's fate will be determined by one of two movies from 2021: Licorice Pizza or Don't Look Up. The red pill or the blue pill. There can be only 1. Hear which path the Dads have chosen on this week's Dad Jeans. Plus: all the other usual bullshit!

This is Elvis, baby. Lemme tell ya something. When I'm not busy recording international hits or getting underage girls all shook up, ya know what I'm doing? I'm listening to Dad Jeans while eating a fried peanut butter banana sandwich. Those boys are a real hoot, good clean fun. If you like to TCB like me, put some fried PB&B in your veins and some of this hot stuff in your ears, baby.

Hope you had a good Thanksgiving! Now get rid of your gas stove, you turkeys!

This week, Jeffrey welcomes his very special guest Brendan to discuss Brendan's podcast Dad Jeans featuring his very special guest Jeffrey, host of Dad Jeans!

Someone gave us one star on iTunes. One person. It's all 5s and that one monster giving us a 1. Here we are, producing free content for like 8 years or whatever, and some creep rolls in and destroys our perfect rating for his personal pod jollies. It's a sick world. Enjoy.

Join the Dads for another thrilling episode full of Dad-related content including news slumps! Working from home! Grave new worlds! Nerd wives! Screaming kids! Plus Jeff unleashes his newfound Owen Wilson impression! 

The Dads are back in the new filthy garage to hear Brendan's harrowing tale of breaking up a dog fight and also terrible roommates! Rock at 46! Loop-de-loops! Gloomhaven! Dinner after vacation! 

Our kids are old so this week we're living vicariously through the experience of (relatively) new dad and longtime Friend of the Pod Ryan Summers! 

This week, we cover celebrity wedding guests! Claudia vs. Froggy and the naming of our anxiety voices! And the sprint of irrelevance!

This week we return to our normally scheduled programming with our patented and oft-imitated Dadcentric riffs on white mediocrity! Cults! Alone time vs. me time! Losing our weirdness! Support networks! Useless dads! 

After many months of tree climbin' and moonshinin' we have returned to talk about what we did on our summer vacations and more new tales of amateur Dadding!

Shake your money maker! Make your money shaker! Join the Dad Jeans morning zoo crew to learn the secrets to making and spending money: the financial way! 

In this episode we take the time to wholeheartedly apologize to Britney Spears, and also to the "leave Britney alone" guy, who as it turns out is now a porn star, look it up. #FreeBritney

Tonight we're talking about: Brendan's big move! The joys of pressure washing! Getting bikes! Big emotions! Hideous ear accessories! Whispering weirdoes! 

If I see a gunny sack in the first act, it better be deployed in the last.

Enjoy this pawsome new Dad Jeans for mew and meowers. 

Happy New Year! Jeffrey and Brendan ring in the year with a new segment called AntiGra! ("Against the Grain") and we do a deep dive into maladies, our grave new world, Taytay and more.

More mush from the men of Dad Jeans. Today Brendan and Jeff discuss Cher's rib removal, facial tattoos, what to buy a 13-month old girl for Christmas, and the scourge of gifted and talented education. Listen in to equip yourselves for the coming week of parenting conundra.

Tonight we're talking about The Great Brain! Cumbergrinch! Watching vs. doing! Bullshit jobs! Talking things out! Politics and more politics!  Show notes: https://lithub.com/rebecca-solnit-on-not-meeting-nazis-halfway/ Bullshit Jobs by David Graeber The Great Brain series by John D. Fitzgerald  

Tonight we're talking about Biden yard signs! Minimalizers! Reaching across the aisle! The sad death of outgoing voicemail messages! The pros and cons of entrepreneurialism! Plus calls from GOFOPs Brian Lavatory Perkins and Michaela Block!  Show notes:  Groom Mate Nose Hair Trimmer