D1 Ignant University

Football season is upon and you can smell the gridiron in the morning, at least Erik can. Ignance comes in a bunch of different forms but it only appears in a few specially chosen people. Wellllll, I couldn't find any so I brought my friends to do the best that they can. Cam Newton got cut so well he be able to dab his way to a new job? What happens when you get put into the friend zone by a stall...

There are 3 things we love here Ignace, Chicken, and Erik taking L's. This episode you'll get a mix of all 3 along with a special never seen before guest that will leave an impression for the ages. Things get ... well I can't even explain with words you're just going to listen in like everyone else. The GP Cobra is still out and about and is the OFFICIAL MASCOT of the ignant squad made sure you te...

Do birds exist, why are there cobras in GP, IS AUSTRALIA A REAL PLACE. Unfortunately these are real questions asked by real people that we will get into RIGHT NOW. Yes, stupid people, yes again. Ignance is hard but hey someone has gotta do it, might as well be us. NBA free agency is crazy and shows no signs of stopping. Woj needs some sleep yall are killing him Blaming Ben Simmons Lakers old as Di...

The SEC is getting a makeover and those Horns and Sooners are here to mix things up the best way they know how. There had to be some kind of good news since team USA is playing like a 12 pack of A**. They better get it together or it'll uglier than Draymond Green out there and none of us want that. Anyway its that time get ready for some regularly scheduled ignance on this fine day. Twerk Olympics...

Welcome to the Ignant Slam where we review movies, get kicked out of restaurants, and slander Erik all at the same time. With special guest Enrique the great replacing Erik and his replacement Cactus there will be just a little bit too much drake love, but hey at least the cowboys will be slandered. USA Basketball is having open tryouts if you can hoop listen to this episode to learn how to get yo...

Any time is Ignant time in case you didn't know. We got some new blood here and they have to learn the hard way we do things around here with some of our classic games. Team USA is playing like a whole pack of ASS!!! They need to get it together or we gonna look even more stupid in front of the world. We gonna have to call the Looney Tunes for help. Monstars How big is a Moose? Does Master Splinte...

Cultured: Adjective: Something Turk is Not.   The playoffs are still crazy even if the king had to step down from the thrown, its like a movie, rated PG-13. Who's going to come out of the east, Why is Kevin Love on Team USA? No seriously why is he there, we got no clue. Anyway get ready to see you know who fail his culture test, that man will never get his Ignant degree First Name Basis hiiii...

What do Apple pickers do that Benu  Simmons can't, they can hit the bucket. Yes, this episode will be full of slander I'm not going to lie to you, but hey what's new. Stay tuned for a classic Jamal rant and explosion. Will he keep his sanity, will he throw his computer, Bill Ben Simmons SHOOT THE DAMN BALL?!?!?!? The answers to these questions will be answered ... right now. NO,NO,ABSOLUTELY...

Stocking cap, baseball cap, pen cap it don't matter that's all that Turk is, and that's why he's not important. This episode has been approved by 4/5 dentists, doctors, fry cooks, and forex scammers. All the homies hate Ben Simmons, but can they pull it out against ATL, Would you scrap Bugs bunny, WHEN WILL DRAKE GIVE US THE ALBUM?? I do not have the answers, but, I know someone who does Drake or...

Remember that time you wanted to throw hands with a ref, but knew you'd get kicked out. Well, that won't happen while you watch the GP PIMPS!!! You may be wondering what any of that means, we'll get to it later. This week we got some different faces but enough ignance to fill up your gas tank, fridge, and that water bottle you never use. Stick around and you get free tickets to see your new favori...

A wise man in Memphis once said, " Here bullies get bullied" This episode is brought to you by the good people at Stand Up For the Silent, we can stop bullying together.  The Ignance doesn't change here even if you decide to A-Town Stomp on our logo. We won't take it personally, but you will get ripped up in the process. Jamal is depressed because his Miami Heat hit a cold front in Milwaukee,...

Have you ever wanted to get something off your chest, then you'd be just like Kwame Brown, and yeah he had a lot to say. He'd be a perfect candidate for Ignant moment of the year. This is episode is full of ups downs, replacements and as always the jokes will fly higher than Bobby Shmurda's hat. The Lakers didn't look good game one, the heat couldn't light a match, and the Clippers, well their the...

It all started with an orange basketball, then some Ignant ***** walked in and nothing was ever the same. We were those ignant people and now life is a lot more fun. There's a new cast for the day, but the same stuff you know and love. 3 things that never take a break Taxes, Student Loans, and Ignance. Our special guest is a victim of pretty privilege and of being a Knicks fan. What happens when y...

It's never too late to thank all the moms that put up with ignance on the daily, it ain't easy but someone's gotta do it. Coope is alive after his birthday weekend ( Erik won $5 from that bet). The NBA playoff picture is looking more cloudy than Turks glasses when a fine girl walks by. The NBA and the NFL got beef, Dinkleburg can also catch these hands. What does any of this mean?!?!? Well, LETS G...

No force is stronger than the Ignant force, it's a proven fact. With a birthday in the group, their ignance level increased by 26 even if their lightsaber skills are ass. The draft left some of us cheering and some of us shaking our heads in shame( Erik, Erik is shame). You never know who's going to go where or who's going to get traded like we did him for a cactus. CP3 and the Brodie battle it ou...

Have you ever seen your friend fight a cactus? Me either, but I bet its a sight to see. This week we're joined by Devon Ashby( Captain Skully) professional author, sports writer, and Ignantologist. Yes that's a thing look it up. It's time to talk that talk and walk that walk and if Superman wants that smoke I got a whole grill for him. Steph Curry got shooters for days, and Turk gets no powers. Is...

Here to kick ass, take names, and eat tacos and Jamal did 1 out of those 3. What's a ignant show without a little ignant competition? Can Jamal break his losing streak, will Steph Curry win mvp, Is the mamba brand going to snake away from Nike. IS TURK A THOT?!?!? All of these and more will be answered, well hit theplay button HIT IT NOW!! Ignant Riddle Riot Mamba vs Nike City Boy Summer

If you've ever woken up and thought,"Hmmmm what can I do to randomly piss a few people off today" then you've come to the right place. Anything is possible if you just add the right ignant touch to it. Who's the best player to ever wear your favorite number, do dinosaurs quack, WHY DOES ENGLISH NOT MAKE SENSE?!?!?!? All of these questions will be answered... by someone, but hey we'll give it a sho...

You ever wondered if dolphins had knees?? Yeah, us either, but hey that's what Turk wanted to get off his chest. Anyway you know the drill it's back to the ignance hitting our stride and giving you the laughs you didn't even know you needed. Spring is officially here so protect your sinuses, wash your cars walk your dogs and for the love of lawd baby Jesus don't fight the pollen. YOU WILL NOT WIN!...

What you know about building the dream team? I don't know either but the Nets damn sure are giving it a try. They're doing their best to create the MonStars. Anyway, it's a new day new people and new fun to be had, mostly at Turks expense. Get ready to get in ya feelings cause it's R&B time. Our guest features published author Captain Skully so leetttttsss goo. Nets = Cheaters March Madness&nb...

Evre wondered how big a tuna is? Well, Erik has and he was waaayy too surprised. But who cares about him because we got ignance to give you.  March Madness is still here and you can say it may be basketball but a few of these teams are going to have to run this fade. When the crew is around there will always be some pettiness, but HOW PETTY ARE YOU?? Find out on this episode of the D1 Ignant...

Ever had the feeling of no matter what you do something is going to go terribly, horribly, undeniably wrong? Don't feel bad that's just called March Madness. It's tournament time and you know ignant bracketology is here to not be destroyed( we hope.) Special guest Dezmond Ewell is here with us to talk that stuff and send his Panthers fan energy to CMC like Goku making the spirit bomb. Anyway, Turk...

What can we say we're still here. It's the first episode after all-star weekend, so we didn't have to record in a UHaul. We're just trying to get to the bag like Dak!!! The Nets want to be the Monstars sooo bad if they get one more piece I swear I'm done with basketball. Ohh, I guess I got off track, the point is we got a great show so sit down and relax. What would you rather be doing, NOTHING TH...

I repeat, TEXAS WTF?!? It's been a long few weeks here in the lone star state and yea when we say we love ignance, WE DIDNT MEAN AS THE GOVERNOR. Hey that's beside the point lets get to the real reason you're here. We got JJ Watt moving to the desert, Erik being built like a 2004 tv, and taking your final stand on your hill. Before we get into it let me say pineapples GO ON PIZZA, lets get it!!!!...

Hell froze over, but we're Texas strong and can't nothing stop the ignance!! We're back after being iced down, but its time to heat everything up and get down to business. By that I mean time to start that slander!!!( at least to those who deserve it) Cam deserves more, he's also a big mothe*** **** That kid might have got a falcon kick to the chest if he was dealing with someone else. ANYWAY... L...