CzabeCast

Should you buy a $300 lawnmower every 5 years, or a $1000 one that lasts 15+? Trick question: hire somebody to do it! Drew Olson drops by to talk sports misery, karmic nut kicks, and more. All of that, plus a special double-FTG from both of us! SPECIAL GUEST: Drew Olson - The Big 920, Milwaukee, WI. Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothing and use my code CZABE25 for a great deal: https://www.t...

Six of the Top 10 drunkest cities in America, are all in Wisconsin. Hope you are proud, you cheeseheads! Legalized sports gambling & unintended consequences, the modern NBA game vs. the "ancient" 1980's. Lucas Glover and the secret lives of Tour wives. SPECIAL GUEST: Drew Olson The Big 920, Milwaukee, WI. Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothing and use my code CZABE25 for a gre...

The Supremes have dunked on PASPA and a whole new world is about to open up to sports and gambling in America. Will it be paradise, or Dante's Inferno? Maybe a little bit of both? We have full Team Coverage here on the CzabeCast! SPECIAL GUESTS: Paul Charchian, Fanball.com, "Mr. X" of Degenerex Industries. Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothing and use my code CZABE25 for a great...

A full Saturday of hard labor later, Czabe has some definite thoughts on doing it "the wrong way" when it comes to weed barriers and such. We talk Capitals cruising to a 2-0 lead, and Vegas Knights Mania. That, plus tattletale bitches are... the worst. SPECIAL GUEST: Gill Alexander, VSIN - Las Vegas, NV Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothing and use my code CZABE25 for a great deal: h...

Czabe give his impressions of meeting and interviewing RB Derrius Guice. What will the Lions do now, in the wake of the Matt Patricia dismissed sexual assault charge? The Ginger Hammer breaks down the conference finals, with predictions and over/unders. And of course, FTG! SPECIAL GUEST: Tim Murray, SB Nation AM. Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothing and use my code CZABE25 for a great deal:...

John Skipper is still in demand after his numerous ESPN disasters. Funny, huh? What if you had to buy your internet "by the foot?" The frivolous high school soccer suspension lawsuit at Arrowhead HS. And even Tom Brady is pussywhipped, to a certain extent. SPECIAL GUESTS: Bob and Brian, 102.9 The Hog, Milwaukee, WI. Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothing and use my code CZABE25 for a...

Remember NHL '94? Of course people my age do! It might have been the greatest sports video game of all time! Charch joins me to discuss the sports video game Hall of Fame, plus he explains his "Whiskey Weekend" with the fellas. All that, plus how to learn real guitar through your video game console! SPECIAL GUEST: Paul Charchian, KFAN Radio, Minnesota. Fanball.com. Our Sponsors: * Chec...

The Capitals finally kill their hockey "El Guapo" the Penguins. Andy Pollin swings by for perspective on the 20 year drought. Now, how much should we "celebrate" this "half championship?" Some other radical ideas for making the NFL "safer." Johnny Depp's $$$ woes. Death of Mike Franscesa parody twitter account. SPECIAL GUEST: Andy Pollin, Andy Pollin's DC Po...

The Capitals try to boldly go where no DC sports team has gone in almost 20 years: to the "Final Four" of their major sport! Is Becky Hammond the right woman for the job in Milwaukee, or a feel good gimmick? What do guys really want for their birthday? Answer: a hall pass! SPECIAL GUEST: Drew Olsen, Big 920 Milwaukee, WI. Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothing and use my code CZABE25...

LeBron James is going through opponents like shit through a tin horn. Oh, did somebody mention poop? T.J. McConnell looks like a pickup player. Embarrassment to be a Redskins fan? Fuck that guy! SPECIAL GUEST: SB Nation AM's Tim Murray. Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothing and use my code CZABE25 for a great deal: https://www.trollcoclothing.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle....

The Capitals Tom Wilson gets clipped by the NHL for dangerous hit. The Redskins are the latest NFL team to have a cheerleader PR crisis. What will a post-Bruce Allen Redskins front office look like? The Wizards are hopelessly stuck in mediocre. Special Guest: Andy Pollin, Andy Pollin's DC Podcast. Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothing and use my code CZABE25 for a great deal: https://www...

Did Kim Jong Un really bring his own crapper to the DMZ handshake with South Korea? And what is the likely training regimen of those jogger/bodyguards? I recap my BWW's meet and greet, Mike Franscesa is back like he never left. And a totally stupid way to die. SPECIAL GUESTS: Bob and Brian, 102.9 The Hog. Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothing and use my code CZABE25 for a great deal: htt...

The Browns John Dorsey keeps a secret. The Brewers tweet smack at the Cubs. Pornbots invade Facebook Live baseball games. The Packers select more CBs. Pay attention, skippers! Ya gotta hustle if you want to be a big leaguer! SPECIAL GUEST: Drew Olsen, The Big 920. Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothing and use my code CZABE25 for a great deal: https://www.trollcoclothing.com Advertising Inqui...

LeBron James is both a supernatural freak of basketball, and a whiney, flopping bitch. You have to live the the latter, to enjoy the former. NFL Draft odds and ends, the Shaq Griffin pick, inspiration, virtue-signalling, and more. Wizards salary structure is a nightmare. David Akers trolls Cowboy fans.  Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothing and use my code CZABE25 for a great deal: https://w...

Baker Mayfield becomes the first ever walk-on to become the #1/#1 pick in the draft. No worries, kid, the Browns are counting on you to reverse decades of misery. NFL Draft Round 1 thoughts and recap. Mike Franscesa's crawl back to WFAN. Ryan Shazier used by NFL as prop? Wizards and Capitals springtime melt. SPECIAL GUEST: Andy Pollin. Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothing and use my cod...

The NFL Draft has become an absolute monster, thanks to the fact that the league is now just a "TV show about quarterbacks." A look and listen back at the infamous "Dr. Z" take on Dan Marino not getting any "coaching" at Miami. Derrius Guice investigation turns up empty. SPECIAL GUEST: Paul Charchian, Fanball.com, KFAN - Minneapolis. Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Cloth...

Everybody hates slow play in golf, but calling the cops on a 5-some of African American ladies, not a good look right now in the wake of Starbucks. We report, you decide. Other golf rage incidents, WFAN drama, tweeting about travel nightmares. China is gonna get all up in people's shit! Special Guests: Bob and Brian of 102.9 The Hog. Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothing and use my code...

The NFL Draft on Thursday will be a blockbuster. But will the Browns somehow find a way to cock it up? How did the Ravens miss on Kyle Boller? Mike Franscesa's return to WFAN? NBA talk, Lance Stephenson, and more. Special Guest: Tim Murray, SB Nation AM! Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothing and use my code CZABE25 for a great deal: https://www.trollcoclothing.com Advertising Inquiries:...

LeBron's matchy-matchy suit-gift-party almost worked. Until Bo Buckets showed up! We'll talk about the Giannis "taco-gate" incident, the Chinese finger trap of replay in sports, the merits of having a posse, and a rousing version of FTG! All that, plus the worst XBox party anyone has ever been invited to! SPECIAL GUEST: Drew Olsen: The Big 920 in Milwaukee, WI. Our Sponsors: * Chec...

NFL Schedule release day is here, and never forget what the NFL is at it's most distilled core: "A TV show, about quarterbacks." That's a Czabe original quote. Feel free to spread it around, but don't try to claim it. Some thoughts on Skins sked and more. The Starbucks fiasco in Philly, Capital Golf Gang preview, the weekly mailbag, and what happens when you call the parents of...

Despite the fact LeBron is having one of his best seasons ever at age 33, having played all-82 games, and eviscerating the Pacers in Game 2 last night.... his future options may be... dwindling? How can this be? Rating the 5 Star NFL QB's on "Great-Meh-Suck" scale, and Uganda wants to run your sex life. SPECIAL GUEST: Tim Murray, SB Nation AM. Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothin...

When I say nobody knows if Lamar Jackson will be a good NFL quarterback, it's no exaggeration. NOBODY really knows. But the detailed scouting reports on him and others are truly fascinating. Was the cussing in Deadwood accurate? No. Was it necessary? Hell, f***ing yes! Charles Barkley yells at a rude co-worker. SPECIAL GUESTS: Bob and Brian in The Morning, 102.9 The Hog, Milwaukee. Our Sponsor...

Is Josh Rosen "too smart" for NFL teams, or is that code word for an ugly sterotype. Either way, Rosen will be one of the great mysteries of the upcoming draft. Shouldn't NFL teams involve their star QBs in critical decisions about the offense, at least? Can you franchise Aaron Rodgers in 2 years and get away with it? Beasts and surprises so far in MLB, Bucks-Celtics, and FTG! Special...

The Capitals are well on their way to another epic choke and I was there in person to witness it. The 5 Stages of Caps Fan Grief. Poppovich and the art of asking "good" questions. Imagine a LeBron 1st round exit. Pack should go grab Dez. Period. Cal Ripken's estate up for auction. James Harrison retires, and R. Lee Ermy dies. Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothing and use my code...

How do you tell if it's "luck" or "skill" in sports? Easy. Luck is when it happens to your opponent! Is there any way to fix the sinking ship "Get Up!" Andy has low expectations for ALL of our DC area sports teams. Instant replay in HS football. Special Guest: Andy Pollin. Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothing and use my code CZABE25 for a great deal: https://www....