CzabeCast

Why are MLB umps so arrogant? How come replay in baseball - which *should* be the most reliable and easy - is seemingly the worst? Well, I dive into one of the worst officiated MLB games of the year with MR X and "Houston Scottie" before me and Mr. X move on to more important stuff: like listeners blasting him for quoting an NFL total that moved 1/2 point (eye roll). We also talk NFL strat...

The Eagles lose on MNF in Hindenberg fashion ("Oh... the humanity!") and Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN of GuillotineLeagues.com to discuss. You might be surprised by Charch's take. Also, he learns what a "Hingle McCrinkleberry is" and more. Why NFL coaches should hire a "chief strategist," the Fantasy Football blood bath, and the most stunning operation in Mossad histor...

Czabe welcomes the last rational Cowboy fan on earth, BRYANT HATCHER to the podcast, to talk about just what went wrong in Big D vs. the Saints. (Hint: everything!) Also, Tom Brady makes big strides in Week 2, Bryce Young is benched already, some stat anomalies from Week 2, and Czabe's theory on why the "churn cycle" on reach QB's is only picking up steam in the NFL. More . . . Our...

Czabe welcomes ANDY POLLIN to recap Sunday's big stories in the NFL. Including what happens when an NFL team ends up up shits creek without a kicker. Like the Giants on Sunday. Also, Czabe makes some very good points about NFL coaches having "Galaxy Brain Syndrome" and what that means. Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothing and use my code CZABE25 for a great deal: https://www.tro...

Czabe welcomes "Mr. X" for the start of your football gambling week. And yes, Mr. X is astounded even his own boys are siding with the domestic abusing baby-momma machine in his traffic stop with South Florida's finest. Also discussed: Robert Kraft's frantic Hall of Fame campaign, last Thursday's toenail finish in KC, the essential problem with Lamar, Rover & Over by the nu...

Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN of Guillotine Leagues and begins by choosing violence. Hey, just because you don't understand math, don't be a baby about it when it comes to the NFL! Also, throwaway QB's, the rarest of Albino Striped Artic Surrender Cobras, where did the passing go, Pro Football Focus and YouTube TV reviewed with Czabe's take on the Scott Hansen RedZone. MORE..... Ou...

Even if you can't stand him personally, there was genuine joy on the face of the NFL's "Enigma" despite the whoopin' by the Niners. CZABE goes solo tonite, and it's a banger! Among the topics, Tyreke bodycam footage released, horns down, Daniel Jones stat that can't be real (but is!) Deshaun new lawsuit, Sean Keeler the man banned by Deion, goes scorched earth on the Bu...

The Packers season has been thrown a jolt. Dak Prescott gets the bag. The Browns have a massive Deshaun Watson problem. The Panthers are absolutely terrible. ANDY POLLIN joins me in dismay that the Commanders are likely just as shitty on D as they were last year. He also talks about the Brazil money grab, Deion at Colorado and more..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothing and use my code C...

Czabe is joined for the first time this football season by gambling degentleman "Mr. X" to discuss the upcoming NFL season, some principles about "fade the public" as well as thoughts on college games, the Rover and Over, utterly terrible announcers on random bad college games, and a lot more. Plus he'll make his TNF pick to start the season! Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co...

Czabe and "Bike Mike" are at Matty's Bar and Grill in New Berlin, WI for the annual "Whiskey League" draft in Guillotine Leagues with Paul Charchian Mr. Whiskey league guru on call. Czabe runs down his *own* prop bets, such as "Will Taylor and Travis Get Engaged" and "Which QB Gets Benched First" and "Will the NFL Change the Kickoff Rule" mid-season? MOR...

Czabe welcomes ANDY POLLIN to kick off a short but frantic Week 1 of the NFL Season! And we've got political controversy already! They also discuss the origins of the Monday Night Football theme (aka: "Heavy Action") talk Brazil, Trent and Jamar high stakes games of chicken, the "World Wide Leader" and thoughts on the state of ESPN radio. MORE.....TG Our Sponsors: * Check out T...

So not every day a teenager driver swerves into your stone wall on your country estate nearly killing themselves (thankfully, okay!) and you get a visit from the local police explaining what happened. But it did to me today! The Cincinnati Flash BRYANT HATCHER joins me to talk about players getting cut in the NFL, why some guys last longer than they should, the value of good kickers, Nick Saban&#3...

If you can find a truly BAD photo of ScarJo, I'd like to see it. Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN from Guillotine Leagues to discuss cut-down day in the NFL, as Czabe runs Paul through a gauntlet of "tough cuts" in every day life. Who is Conor Stalions? Bad drafting. Are kickers worth drafting? MORE . . . Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothing and use my code CZABE25 for a great deal...

Czabe goes SOLO today, and hits a long list of banger topics. Including... CeeDee Lamb Gets Overpaid Because Jerry's An Idiot Joe Milton's Rocket Arm Define "Key" Additions, Please You Got 'Cocked! The Harrison Family Are Gangstas Josh Harris Scooping Up Easy Wins Fantasy Football: Auction vs. Snake Draft Here Come The Kids (Of NFL'ers...) Ted Lasso Season 4 All Girl Fight...

GUEST: Andy Pollin Pat McAfee Goes Wild in Dublin Double Standards at ESPN? Are You "Tessitore Positive? $14M Locker rooms Pay-to-Play Is Coming in College There's No "Parity" Commanders Still Mopping Up Snyder Messes MORE..... Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothing and use my code CZABE25 for a great deal: https://www.trollcoclothing.com Advertising Inquiries: https://redcirc...

We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. Oklahoma State is forging brave new ground with their QR code scheme. Where will it all end? KEVIN SHEEHAN joins Czabe to talk about his surprise optimism for the Commanders to "go have themselves a season." Plus a follow-up on what you mean by the words "special." MORE . . . Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothing and use my code CZABE25...

But... it's gonna cost ya a pretty penny for the NFL's "Sunday Ticket" this year. PAUL CHARCHIAN joins me to discuss, plus a rare argument about what makes a "special" wide receiver in the NFL. And is Jamar Chase one of them? Are we still "Kirk Jerks" now that he's in Atlanta? MORE.... Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothing and use my code CZABE25 for a gre...

Czabe welcomes ANDY POLLIN back from Seattle, where maybe a Packer game is in his future?? The existing "flag football" Olympians for team USA say.... "not so fast, my friend!" There is no such thing as "messing up the cards" in blackjack - unless you are an expert card counter. Feedback and pushback via the mailbag. The Commanders are on a heater at QB's to start Week...

Because somebody needs to slap two pieces of bread upside his helmet and remind him he's an "Idiot Sandwich." Gonna be a loooonnnng year for Giant fans. As well as Steeler fans. The QB carousel is gonna spin fast and hard this year in the NFL. Czabe goes SOLO on a Monday back from vaca. He tries to make sense of the RG3 and Sam Ponder firings. Plus should Czabe do a video portion of th...

Look, it's probably just a 6-8 week meniscus trim for a kid who was not gonna start Week 1 anyway, but the J.J. McCarthy injury news is another reminder that somehow Minnesota sports fans "can't have nice things." PAUL CHARCHIAN joins me to discuss on another OBX vacation-cast. We also talk about the Starbucks CEO getting whacked, Chipotle grousing, and Charch's new role with M...

A completely "off-road" CzabeCast - in more ways than one! My brother-in-law Todd, who knows "just enough about sports to be dangerous" is in the market for either a Jeep Wrangler or a Tesla. You read that right. He's all over the damn place. Enjoy my conversation with him and car specialist "Rezzer" who helps guide him to (hopefully) a successful purchase. Our Sponsors...

The Aussie breakdancer that "broke" the internet, was a fitting way to close an otherwise amazing Olympics. ANDY POLLIN joins me on a vacation "car-cast" to discuss. Also, Steph Curry saves Team USA's ass, but still doesn't win MVP. Is this the last of US dominance in World Basketball? Deion Sanders is a big, fat, delusional baby. A few stray thoughts on being fired in the...

Czabe welcomes PAUL CHARCHIAN to the show for a wide ranging foray into all kinds of fun stuff. Like... what the fuck, RFK Jr? Also, how about ol' Timmy Walz! Charch on his fantasy sleepers, plus "Love The Player, Hate the ADP!" The limits of AI when it comes to everything, and more! Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothing and use my code CZABE25 for a great deal: https://www.troll...

Mr. WorldWide's Bold New Stadium Deal Charles Barkley Reads His Contract Greeney Will Say Anything for ESPN $ You Can't Smoke 'Em, Even if You Got 'Em Florida Man Desperately Patches Roof Guest BRYANT HATCHER:  On Sprinters and the 100M Are The Cowboys UNDER-Rated Going into 2024? AND MORE . . . Our Sponsors: * Check out Troll Co Clothing and use my code CZABE25 for a great deal: h...

We may never know exactly who let this guy onto the Central Michigan sidelines, but it sure seems the NCAA has the goods on Michigan, and they are ready to bring down the hammer. Czabe goes solo and he "goes there" on two hot topics: Harrison Butker and women's boxing in the Olympics. Also the "brown medal" and Novak tells you what it takes. MORE . . . Our Sponsors: * Check out...