Chayong and Elsa

CWL - Cheka Wai Limit!

Comedy EN ↓ 51 episodes

Two fabulous Bisaya friends bringing their unapologetic dark humor to the world! Meet Elsa and Chayong—mga magbarkada nga walay preno sa katabi-an! From the most random chika to the deepest, wildest conversations, nothing is off-limits. Join us as we talk about anything and everything under the sun… or the moon!

Author

Chayong and Elsa

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

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Latest episode

Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

Chayong Down Under: Landi Lang Sa Sydney 🇦🇺✈️ 04.11.2025

Let's ride, queens! The impossible has happened: Chayong has finally landed in Elsa's territory! For one brief, shining, and utterly chaotic visit, the legendary CWL duo is finally together in the Land Down Under! Prepare to WATCH the glorious reunion and the ensuing pandemonium as Chayong navigates his first chaotic hours in Sydney. That's right, CWL is officially a VIDEO PODCAST… for now, sa YT...

From txtm8s to Fully-Paid iPhones: The Eyeball Chronicles 📱👀 01.07.2025

Remember when love, friendship, and kalat all started with… ‘REG LOVE NAME AGE LOCATION’ or ‘ASL pls?’ 🫣😂   Join Elsa and Chayong for our wildest, most nostalgic season finale yet! This episode dives deep into the textmate era, the chaotic world of MIRC clans / Yahoo! <PING> 😵‍💫, the thrill (and sometimes horror) of ‘eyeballs,’ and how far we’ve come from begging for 20 pesos pasaload… t...

Ice Cream Flavor: Scars & Scandals 💅 24.06.2025

🧁✨ From Tyra Banks’ ice cream slayage in Sydney to our “Kambal Sa Uma” forehead scratch coincidence (like, psychic twin realness 😵‍💫), we spiraled from dessert to palahubog-era throwbacks ni Elsa real quick!   👑 PLUS — our unsweetened take on the Miss Q&A Malaybalay 2025 results (spoiler: everyone deserves the crown, okay?) 👀   And yes… Chayong drops a juicy embarrassing revelation she t...

Wicked, Wigged, and Winning: A Prideful Cheka Down the Rainbow Lane! 🌈✨ 17.06.2025

🌈 CWL Episode 20 is OUT and it’s serving RAINBOW REALNESS, mga gworlz! 💅✨ This is not just another cheka — it’s a pride-powered time travel with glitter, giggles, and a dash of gay panic!   👑 From the fierce, current nights of Malaybalay’s Miss Q&A ‘competation’, 🧙‍♀️ to flying high with Wicked’s misunderstood queen Elphaba, 🌈 to marching beside Judy Garland down the yellow brick road, —...

From Mic Check to Reality Check 🎙️😮‍💨🚎💀🎧 10.06.2025

Nagsugod lang mi sa shoe aisle sa mall — kay ngano man jud nga naay mic check sa department store? 🎤👠 Pero wa mi kabantay, nalugos mi ug sakay sa mga estorya about public transportation… From jeep nga mura’g horror booth to Tri-Sikad nga murag concert tour sa PCD! 😂🚆🚌 And kabalo ba mo nga we have what we call MOTORELA sa Mindanao?   Apan ang true ride? Ang among lakang padulong sa memory lane...

Latik, TikTok, ug ang Koronang Naabot 👑📦🥥 03.06.2025

Chayong & Elsa went OFF this week—talking about Miss World na medyo “thank you, ladies”, and the chaotic charm of TikTok live selling (kanang mo-shagit ug “Mine na ni ninyo ang shrimp pastes!” like there’s no tomorrow 😩). Also, nag-abot among utok sa usa ka existential crisis: Unsa man jud ang laing Bisaya sa LATIK? Kaguto? Kagutok? O kalagot? Kay init na ang kawali ug ang chika! 🔥😵‍💫 🎙️ P...

Pan de Memory, Crisis on the Side 🍞🤸‍♀️ 27.05.2025

Let Elsa & Chayong take you on a flaky, buttery ride through tin-can biscuits, pan de sal mornings, brown bread afternoons, and that corner bakery na murag hug from the past nga pie breads og Bagumbayan.   Then—true to form—our ADHD said “hold my carbs” and swerved straight into documentaries: population density, social etiquettes that we hoped to continue, and this Italian town that’s out her...

Beshie, I Think I’m Confused?! 🧠👑 20.05.2025

Ang mag kumars nga silang Chayong & Elsa, nagpa-humble opinion sa very refreshing Senate election results—charot with conviction!   Pero ang mas labaw nga chika? Si GP, naglibog na jud sa iyang pagka-kinsa… and the girls did their bestest to help him out.   From politics to identity crisis? Walang tapon sa episode na ’to, mga teh!   Catch the convo, the confusion, and the clarity (hopefully) o...

Wala mi vote, pero naa mi say! Charot! 🤭 13.05.2025

While si Elsa ug si Chayong (mga proud nga dili rehistrado 🤡) nagwait, pray, and manifest sa Halalan 2025 ✨—ilang gichikahan ang mga current chesmes sa nasud 🇵🇭. Pero syempre, wala gihapoy filter ang ilang mga baba! Joke lang, naa bitaw… light lang. Kay voting isn’t just about that Toot-able COC mugshot, beh 📸—pero sige, nag-pageant “Lucky Number” mode gihapon mi! Laban kung laban, beauty queen...

“Pagpili with a Purpose” 👑 🗳️ ✝️ 07.05.2025

This week’s CWL episode is serving winners realness 👑✨ Gichika namo ang mga winning na moments sa Miss Universe PH stage — mga lakang nga murag maka-float (or umpak) sa kalipay! 🗳️ Unya of course, sa duol na nga Halalan 2025, kinsa man gyud ang angay botohan? Dili lang kay pa-cute ha, dapat palaban ug naay baruganan! ⛪️ Bonus pa gyud — our holy excitement kay muabot na ang bag-ong Pope! Grabe,...

“Di Mi Holy, Pero Naay Good sa Among Kasing-Kasing” (Grief, Holy Week, and Auntie-Wrestling in One Cheka) 29.04.2025

Mga dzae, this week, medyo mas humok among kasing-kasing kaysa sa chicharon sa lamisa. Elsa and Chayong reflect on the recent passing of people who made a mark in our lives — sa personal, national, and international levels.   — Nora Aunor, who gave us not just “Walang Himala!” but the very name Elsa — The late Pope, who showed the world how love knows no conditions   Pero klarohon lang namo, ha: W...

“Call Me Maybe?” – Pronouns, Pagpangita sa Tinuod Nga Self, ug Payong Pangkaibigan feat. Sylvia! 24.04.2025

Mga day, this week — naay third mic! Joining us is our sweet and naughty amiga, ang palaban pero lovable — Sylvia! Together, we went deeeeep (like, pang-ilalom jud) as we talked about: — Pronouns and how to ask for them without the drama — Why putting up a fight over someone’s pronouns is NOT the serve — Our own stories of self-discovery, identity, and the labels that found us (kay we didn’t choos...

ANG TINUD-ANAY NGA BITUON SA KWARESMA 15.04.2025

Mga dzae, sa atong ika-11 nga episode, nagpakabana mi sa pangutana nga: “Unsa jud ang tunay nga bida karong Lenten Season?” Spoiler: Dili si Jesus ha! (Peace tayo, Lord. ✝️) Paminaw mo og tarong kay basin ma-surprise mo nga kani diay nga butanga, nasulti namo more than 20 times in one episode — count it yourself kung gusto ka’g challenge! 🧂👀 And of course, it's time we talk about why we named ou...

Fiestas, Secrets, and Spooky Surprises 08.04.2025

🖤🎂 CWL BIRTHDAY SPECIAL: CHAYONG'S CHAPTER "Fiestas, Secrets, and Spooky Surprises" 🎭✨   This week, the dark queen celebrates! Chayong shares why she’s always out and about (di namo i-spell out kay maka-guess ra mo, mga bibo man mo), and why she’s 100% NOT HERE for the idea of hitchhiking — especially kung fiesta sa other munisipyos. 🎪👻 (Warning: it involves a lechon, a mysterious ride, and...

The Cardo Chronicles + Elsa’s Rise to Power 08.04.2025

🎉 CWL BIRTHDAY SPECIAL: ELSA UNPLUGGED 🎤✨ "The Cardo Chronicles + Elsa’s Rise to Power" 💅   Mga chismosa, this week... ungkatan na ng past! 👀   Sa adlawng natawhan ni Queen Elsa, we’re giving you nothing but truth, drama, ug flashbacks galore! From the Cardos of her past (yes, plural!) to the life plot twists nga makapahilak sa inyong popcorn — this is Elsa’s success story like you’ve never h...

Linog, Labok, Ug Yummy Boys—A Survival Story! 01.04.2025

Mga sis, picture this: busy ka sa work, nag-project project sa high-rise building, feeling corporate girly… unya kalit kang gi-uyog ni Mother Earth murag love life nga walay klaro—shooketh to the bones! 😱💅 Bangkok earthquake? Check! Chayong’s survival skills? Questionable! 🤣   Samtang nagpanic ang tanan, si Chayong busy’g hurdle sa ‘situation’—pero mas daghan siyag focus sa mga yummy boys sa as...

TWISTED TEA: When the Truth Hits Harder than the Chismis! 25.03.2025

CHEKA ALERT! 🚨   What happens when Elsa and Chayong’s chaos gets a LEVEL UP? 📢🔥   This week, a special guest sat down with us and dropped a TRUTH BOMB so big, it could shake the entire barangay! 💥💣 You thoughtyou knew her story? HA! HUNGHANG! 🤡 She came armed with all the piping hot TEA 🍵, a jaw-dropping life update 😱, and receipts to correct our TWISTED chikas! 📜✨ Kung nagtuo mo nga kab...

Eskwela Eskwela-an: Bukidnon / Kaamulan History 101 18.03.2025

Chayong, feeling like a certified history teacher, takes Elsa on a wild, fact-filled ride about Kaamulan Festival ug ang mga kagahapon sa Bukidnon! 🌾🎭 Pero di ni basta-basta nga lecture ha—expect tea, chika, ug daghang char-char nga way limit! 🤣 🧐 Unsa man jud ning Kaamulan? Naay ulan? 🌧️  🌄 Asa dapit sa Bukidnon ang pwede mag fashion week? 🔥 Ug siyempre, mag-quiz ta! Pero paminaw lang kay w...

Birds, B*tches, and Childhood Horrors! 11.03.2025

Chikahan wai limit, mga mare! 😆🔥   Sa atong latest episode, atong dakpon ang tea sa controversial nga kaso nila Katrina-Ashley vs. Robert—unsa jud ning gubota, beh?   Pero di ra diha mahuman, kay napansin namo ang pagka-motherhood sa usa ka langgam—pero, nas maayo nga magkat-on ta’g more about crows, unya maglibog nasad ta kung unsa ba jud kalahian sa pigeons ug doves! 🧐🕊️   Pero wait, unsa ni...

Latena na si Elsa, Pero Sauna… 04.03.2025

Not all friendships start with a smile and a simple “hi, hello.” Some start with cutting classes, almost bugno moments, ug daghang chismis sa high school!   🎙️ In this episode, mubalik ta sa memory lane ni Elsa—successful na ni siya karon, pero sa una? Sus, mag-cutting class ra ni siya with our close friend, Helen! And what about her almost war scene with Chayong? Nagbugno ba gyud sila, or did fat...

Blame it on Manilyn Reynes, gurl! 25.02.2025

Nagsugod ra unta mi’g reminiscing sa among Filipino movie crushes, pero hala—nadasmag mi sa Aswang stories, 90’s stars, ug movie recs nga cheka wai limit? 🍿✨ Ug syempre, di mahuman ang atong chikahan kung walay Bea Alonzo! 💅🔥 Kay unsaon, murag si Bobbie lang ta ani—“Bakit parang kasalanan ko pa?” 🤡😭 Pero WAIT—unsa’y mas iconic? Kathryn Bernardo nag-suka in full vengeance mode sa A Very Good...

Bisaya Dark Humor, Max Surban, og Cheka Wai Limit! 18.02.2025

CWL - Cheka Wai Limit (S1 Episode 2): Sa among pagpangita sa pinakalami nga Kwentong Barbero ug mga dad jokes, napadpad mi sa among pagka-Bisaya—kay lahi ra jud atong dark humor, dili lang sa mga locals, hasta pud sa ubang nationals! Plus, na-realize namo nga naay certain charm si Max Surban nga maka-hook sa atong good old-time feels. Wala pa diay na, kay nakalabang pud tag mga magical movies nga...

Valentines Hustle ug High Schoolers sa Simbahan Chika! 11.02.2025

Sa atong pinakaunang CWL — Cheka Wai Limit! episode, magpa-bongga sila Elsa ug Chayong sa wala’y limit nga cheka!   🤩 💘 Valentine’s Day: Negosyo ug Puhunan sa GUGMA! Dili lang mga naghinigugma ang busy sa Feb-Ibig season—apil sad ang negosyo! Unsa man ang pinakapatok nga business during Valentine’s? Flowers? Chocolates? Fancy dinner promos, mga katre? Or ang mas literal nga “puhunan sa gugma”—mg...

🎙️ CWL — Cheka Wai Limit! 10.02.2025

Mga ka-CWL, andam na ba mo para sa all-time fun? Ani na gyud, mga chika nga sassy ug Bisaya ang style! Sa atong pinakaunang episode this Wednesday, magpakitang-gilas si Elsa og Chayong sa ilang unfiltered, witty, ug lingaw kaayo nga istorya. Mag-istorya ta og trending topics, mga juicy moments, ug uban pang chika nga walay limit—gikan sa gugma, kinabuhi, relihiyon, hangtud sa pop culture. Ready na...

CWL - Plug with Elsa 07.02.2025

Hello, Hello, Hello! Elsa here inviting you to join us for a fun time! Excited na jud mi… See you very… soon!

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