HisCursedness

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Leisure EN ↓ 77 episodes

HisCursedness blends a clipped English accent with pure incompetence in a way that has been described* as "Like handing your grandfather an Xbox controller, only he read law at Oxford." You can also find him on https://youtube.com/hiscursedness and https://twitch.tv/hiscursedness*Described by himself.

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HisCursedness

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Dialtown Part 27 - Return To Die Town 14.01.2023 19:51

Karen has gone ballistic in Die Town, but Oliver's doing okay. We return to Die Town to catch up with all the dateables! How do they fare when the world comes to an end? Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander...

Dialtown Part 26 - A Wager With Ticket Jerry 07.01.2023 21:31

THE TICKET GUARDIAN SHALL BE VANQUISHED Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank...

Dialtown Part 25 - Bigfoot's Bank Account 31.12.2022 26:59

Yes, you read that right. Bigfoot has a bank account. Why? Fraud, of course! Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a...

Dialtown Part 24 - Mayor Mingus 24.12.2022 22:32

Mayor Mingus is three sleeping pills away from shredding us with her claws at any moment. And we deserve it. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because yo...

Dialtown Part 23 - Domesticating Bigfoot 17.12.2022 21:39

We finally meet MAYOR MINGUS Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in whic...

Dialtown Part 22 - To Use Bigfoot For Evil 17.12.2022 19:45

OH GOD BIGFOOT'S GOT A GUN, WHO GAVE BIGFOOT A GUN!? Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can...

Dialtown Part 21 - In Search Of Squatch 10.12.2022 23:28

THIS IS BIGFOOT MATH I AIN'T GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can fin...

Dialtown Part 20 - Die Town 03.12.2022 7:49

Omelette.exe Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eg...

Dialtown Part 19 - The Ritual 26.11.2022 34:33

Let's end this curse once and for all! We've got all of the dumpster meat and dumpster candles we could find! Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because y...

Dialtown Part 18 - Madam Mediocre 19.11.2022 18:02

We'll do anything to lift Randy's curse. Like getting high on cough medicine and having a long conversation with an inanimate object. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seekin...

Dialtown Part 17 - It Would Be Better If You Did Not Watch 12.11.2022 22:53

Oh no. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Ye...

Dialtown Part 16 - Let's Get Out Of Here 05.11.2022 27:15

Randy's not enjoying his time in the dumpster.  CW: self harm, suicide Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a...

Dialtown Part 15 - To Assist A Bum 29.10.2022 28:14

Tell me, where is Randalf for I much desire to speak with him. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all...

Dialtown Part 14 - Getting Randy 22.10.2022 20:24

Poor Randy. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your egg...

Dialtown Part 13 - Finding Bigfoot 15.10.2022 23:03

We get distracted and call a phone sex hotline instead. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you...

Dialtown Part 12 - Horse Girl Ascendancy 08.10.2022 26:27

I've seen worse art, tbh. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which t...

DialTown Part 11 - So, So Dunn 28.08.2022 20:24

How would a giraffe with a step ladder head even *do* that?! Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so...

DialTown Part 10 - Oliver's Salvation 21.08.2022 33:03

Let Big Bertha run wild and free, crushing all who oppose her. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all...

DialTown Part 9 - Emu War Never Changes 14.08.2022 25:02

Australians, do not watch this. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in w...

DialTown Part 8 - What The Dickens? 07.08.2022 32:17

RELEASE THE OGRE DONG CUT! Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which...

DialTown Part 7 - Filming Me Giving Birth 31.07.2022 22:49

I'm ready for my closeup, Mister Swift.  Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a...

DialTown Part 6 - Oliver Swift 20.06.2022 20:29

Totally not a haunted cinema. TOTALLY NOT A HAUNTED CINEMA. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so...

DialTown Part 5 - We Rob A Bank With A Banana 13.06.2022 31:28

We put the HUG in THUG and the POTASSIUM in THUG. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can fi...

DialTown Part 4 - Reality breaks down because we can't talk to women 06.06.2022 13:46

We meet Stromboli the racoon and talk to God. Regrettably. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so y...

DialTown Part 3 - The Horse Tornado Childbirth Experience 30.05.2022 25:58

In which we finally get to reproduce. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. No, really. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pi...