Cultural Threeway

The Bitches are joining you from a slightly dishevelled Diane Keaton Podcast Studio and Haberdashery after a rather fabulous Pride Party. Is that noise of the Hubs cleaning in the background, or are they scraping the bottom of the barrel for the news this week? Daniel emerges from a week filled with battlefields, patriotism and diamond tiaras. He’d loved to talk to us about it, just maybe not at t...

The Bitches are welcoming you to #PrideMonth and #WorldPride, which is a joke because apparently we can’t even introduce you to the podcast. Please forgive us for this s**t-show (not that forgiveness is hard in America). Daniel returns victoriously sober from a birthday with alcohol but is forced to give the spotlight back to Taylor Swift. She owns us Daniel, she owns EVERYTHING! Max returns from...

The Bitches are here and serving you c**t from the start. Don’t judge (that’s our job), we’re in the perfect storm of family and weddings and birthdays, oh my! Give us lions and tigers and bears any day. Woof! Daniel is prepping for a birthday weekend of selfcare, wellbeing and just a little bit of indulgence. It’s getting him World Pride Body Ready, but just what exactly is he ready for? Max is b...

The Bitches find you as a couple of meteorological messes, with one of them a sweaty mess from some high temperature runs, and the other a soaking mess from a summer storm. Well, at least we’re damp. Daniel questions what artist’s do with their lyrics now that Ozempic has sent their waistlines straight to their chests. Max asks the age old question, do Republicans watch Star Wars and think “are we...

The Bitches are here in HVAC hell and are trying to record around the repair men, ready for the unit to come through the ceiling. At least it’s better than the cops busting down the doors. Daniel feels the temptation of next steps but can he really stomach a red state right now? Did that job at the Vatican get filled? Max takes a break from his break from politics as tariffs come for his beloved c...

The Bitches are here, one of them is a year old, neither of them are any wiser. But at least neither of them are stupid enough to be gay and commit crimes… in full view of the American public (though we’d love the attention). Daniel gets pulled into an interrogation about his one true love. No, not Jo Jo Siwa, we’re talking oysters. Don't worry, he’s still too young to put a ring on it. Max is fee...

The Bitches haven’t risen, because they never went away in the first place. Duh!?! It doesn’t make it any less a momentous episode as they finally answer the question on everyone’s lips… does Max like American Sherbet? Tune in to find out. Daniel has taken some serious steps in his healthcare journey and stepped out for a picnic lunch with the most eligible bachelor in Washington DC… himself. Max...

The Bitches welcome you to their vindication special as culture gives them so much to mass-debate over. So much mass-debating that we had to bring in two more men to help us with the girth of topics. Daniel delivers us the last Fyre Watch of 2025 and can’t help but feel a little disappointed. He shall comfort himself with the firman brought in to quell the flames. Max also finds himself surrounded...

The Bitches are in the middle of a feud! Don’t be upset, everyone’s having one nowadays. They’ll be the only queens in history still able to produce a podcast while not talking. Daniel is desperate to make travel plans though he’s struggling to find somewhere where his gayness is legal. It could be worse, he could be going to the Dumpster Fyre Listening Festival. Max recovers from the Delaware Mar...

The Bitches are joining you in a moment of bonding and nostalgia, and are now in a moment of profound realization; did music peak between 2006 and 2012 thanks to MySpace? Daniel is recovering from a moment of woo, and by listening to the little voice in his head he found a moment of peace. Was it the universe or was it Lady Bird Johnson herself? Max is faced with the ultimate Coastal Grandma dilem...

The Bitches are here to give you the full transatlantic culture experience by asking the hardest hitting question… Sherbet vs Sherbet? Don’t judge us, we’ve got plenty of time on our hands considering we’re the ONLY PEOPLE not cast in the new Avengers movie. Daniel is in the middle of Black Swan event in Washington DC and is far too busy and important to show tourists how to use the Metro. He shou...

The Bitches are back, sitting here in their Juicy Couture tracksuits, asking hard hitting questions like; seal, beaver or mythological species? If you guessed Matinee Idol, you'd be correct. Thank goodness our shareholders are pro-DEI! Daniel believes he has finally found the missing link in his quest for the perfect non-alcoholic cocktail. It’s just a pity there'll be no restaurants left in DC to...

Crack out the Lorazepam because the Bitches are about to deliver a SOO-NAH-MEE of culture without spilling a drop of their dealcoholized wine. Tea is a different story. Daniel clearly doesn’t have enough MAYHEM in his life as he reviews Lady Gaga’s KILLAH new album, and ABRACADABRA he’s found his new GARDEN OF EDEN. At least he can DIE WITH A SMILE. Max does a mid season breakdown of the White Lot...

These Bitches deserve an award, heck, we deserve all the awards. 2025 has been campaigning for every category of terrible but this week we bring you a truly wonderful episode. Is it the lack of drinking and mental health work, or was it the brewery full of daddies that inspired our hosts? Daniel Joan Melissa Rivers Bathsheba the Third is here to break down a stunning crop of Oscar dresses as Arian...

The cinematic epic that is 2025 continues and these Bitches are hoping for an intermission real soon. What we need is a jolly good celebrity death to distract us… oh whoops, we forget these things only come in packs of three. You get a death, and you get a death, and you get a death. Daniel somehow manages to use Madonna to describe his work situation, the only thing keeping him going is that we m...

The Bitches are exhausted already, and one of them isn’t even working right now. We are trying so hard to not talk about anything of meaning, but the news is affecting the culture, and NO ONE is above the culture. Well, except maybe our Lord and Savior Cynthia Erivo. Daniel reveals that he’s looking for new friends now that he’s no longer drinking. Sorry Dirty Martini but if he isn't interested th...

These Bitches love you. We just wanted you to know that. We’re recording this on an incredibly tough day for multiple reasons that we plan to deal with head on..… that is once we’ve broken down Madonna’s career and discussed the lessons she could learn from Shirley Bassey and Cher. Daniel hits a milestone in his sober journey and celebrates by arriving to the studio in his fat jeans and not his fa...

The Bitches are here, honest we are, we just haven’t been paying attention to the Zoom for the last couple of minutes…or hours…or maybe even days. Did someone say our name? Oh My Gawd! Did we just win best Country Music album? We're going to have to pull a page from Beyonce's book. Daniel is excited as his favorite world leader gains even more power. But it’s ok, Dame Anna Wintour has stated she w...

The Bitches are here. They’re barely breathing but they are here, madly searching for culture through the forest of crazy. Too many trees. How can we possibly stay on top of culture while ignoring current events? Daniel marks a milestone with his not-drinking as his sober period officially becomes a daddy and he’s here with a delicious mocktail that doesn’t break the bank. Max survives his office...

The Bitches are here, so put your manly hands in ours as America enters its Mojo Dojo Casa House era. Are you Kenough to do that? Both have had the weeks that “those relatives” said couldn’t POSSIBLY happen. Surprise, surprise. Daniel decides to experiment with a curry. As he distracts with some indulgences he unintentionally and accidently takes the pair on an emotional journey regarding goats. M...

If you’re listening to this then the world hasn’t ended… YET! The Besties are holding everyone tightly in the safest of spaces as we prepare for an America that doesn’t want them. Sucks to be you because we aren’t going anywhere. Daniel gets an offer he can’t refuse, that chance to have a boyfriend by St. Valentine's Day. Doesn’t sound weird AT ALL so is he being an asshole looking a gift horse in...

The Bitches find themselves with an impossible episode as everything they worship burns to the ground as they brace for more snow. Can they find the beauty or at least the bitchiness from the ashes. At least the frozen ground will stop that c**t Anita Bryant rising from the grave. Daniel saw Zendaya and that was it so begins an exciting new stage of his mocktail journey as he moves towards a healt...

IT’S OUR 100TH EPISODE! The Bitches thought it would be a good idea to mark the end of the Holiday season with a celebration, but completely forgot who they are and are already exhausted a few days into the new year. Daniel battles his way through the snow to deliver a PSA on skin care during the cold weather… someone’s heart grew three sizes last year. Max is planning his return to the DC gay sce...

HAPPY NEW YEAR LADIES! The Bitches have somehow found their way through a sitcom worthy Christmas and the wandering in the Twixmas wilderness to deliver the last recording of 2024. Anything to avoid any more cooking. Daniel sits us down to discuss the true War on Christmas. But what side are you on; FedEx or the unwashed masses? Max breaks down the latest twists in the life of our generation's cul...

Merry Christmas you Filthy Animals! The Bitches are here to give you a sprinkle of joy this Christmas Day. Think of us like family you can switch off, even though that would be totally homophobic and you’d be totally cancelled. Best to dial in and keep us on. Daniel is done for the year and excited to be a lady of leisure, but if Taylor gets a party from Travis, then why doesn’t he? Your move Mr....