Cryptic Accounts

On this episode of Cryptic Accounts, the pair delve into the Presidential politics of UFOs in the years following the infamous Roswell crash. We learn how military, intelligence and elite insiders sought to hide secret technology from the US and the world, including two of America's greatest presidents, and how Eisenhower and JFK went to great lengths to discover and reveal this information - perh...

This week on Cryptic Accounts, in 1979 near the North Dakota/Minnesota boarder a deputy sheriff had a very strange, well documented encounter while out on patrol early one morning.

On this week's episode of Cryptic Accounts, Project Acoustic Kitty and The Russian Whale Wars. Patrick and Dennis begin by exploring a topic secret CIA project to turn your house cat into a super spy and end up swimming in an abyss of weaponized whale tales. 

This week on Cryptic Accounts, Operation Snow White. In the 1970's The Church of Scientology ran a vast array of infiltrations against doctors, lawyers, and almost every branch of the US government successfully to monitor and alter information about the church. Headed by L. Ron Hubbard's wife, Mary Sue Hubbard.

This week on Cryptic Accounts, haunted archeology. A collection of macabre and mysterious tales from modern archeology.

This week on Cryptic Accounts, Marina Abramovic. Artist, sometimes occult ritual leader, other times denier of same acts. From spirit cooking with powerful people, to satanic symbols in her art, to outright claiming power in magick. There seems to be more Marina than artistic expression...

This week on Cryptic Accounts, The First War of the Worlds. Before Roswell, there was another eerily similar crash in the Midwest along with several air engagements when man was first learning to fly. 

This week on Cryptic Accounts, CIA, Contra, and the crack epidemic of the 1980's. From a simple plan by the CIA to fuel an uprising to overthrow the Nicaraguan government by selling cocaine in Los Angeles leading to fueling the crack epidemic that spread across the country. And as usual with our government, they admitted they may have had some wrongdoings but they've put all that in the past...

This week on Cryptic Accounts, CERN & The Large Hadron Collider. From opening portals, to time traveling sabotage particles, to ritualistic sacrifice the LHC has no shortage of odd happenings going on around and in it at its' home in Geneva.

This week on Cryptic Accounts - Protests, Politics, and Agent Provocateurs. From inciting violence in peaceful protests, to bolstering radicals to terrorist acts, to spreading misinformation to discredit those they deem a threat in politics or civil matters; government agencies such as the FBI and CIA infiltrate and manipulate groups to their own ends or lead them to commit crimes they otherwise m...

This week on Cryptic Accounts, UFO's and Soul Stealing Entities. We delve into experiences of researchers, witnesses, and whistleblowers uncovering some sort of entities, either demonic or extraterrestrials attempting to steal human souls.

This week on Cryptic Accounts, Hyperinflation. The rapid change in a currency's buying power due to the printing of additional money supply can cause disaster for a country's citizens and economy. We take a look at some of the worst hit countries in modern history. 

This week on Cryptic Accounts, The Labyrinth of Time. We take a deep look at Anthony Peake's, "The Labyrinth of Time: The Illusion of Past, Present and Future", which explores the relationship between consciousness and reality and in the process puts forward an amazing hypothesis that can explain many enigmatic phenomena, including déjà vu, precognition, near-death experience and altered states.

This week on Cryptic Accounts, Men in Black and the Needles Crash. A well documented crash in Needles, CA led to the arrival of strange appearance of a team that removed the crashed object immediately and began questioning the town's people. Men in Black are a recurring event for almost as long as UFO's have been being reported in modern history. They come out of nowhere and know everything about...

On this episode of Cryptic Accounts, disappearing through time and space. Neutrons, people, and even bodies of land seemingly appearing, disappearing, and reappearing at different places and times.  A Podcast By Paranoid People, For Paranoid People

This week on Cryptic Accounts we look at the Spanish Flu and how it compares to CoVid-19 as well as the history of quarantines and pandemic responses.   A Podcast By Paranoid People, For Paranoid People

This week on the show, Nephilim and the Alien Hybrid Theory. An insidious plot by demons to seed the human race while masquerading as aliens.

On Cryptic Accounts this week we cover the mysterious unknown creator of Bitcoin, Satoshi Nakamoto. A username that took the cryptography world by storm in 2008. A year later a new digital currency existed. Then Satoshi disappeared leaving little clues and never touching the fortune of bitcoin that they left for themself. There have been many guess as to who Satoshi Nakamoto really was. This week...

This week on Cryptic Accounts, The Conspiracy to Overthrow FDR. In 1932 and a group of the ultra rich who were against the New Deal and the US going off the gold standard came up with a plain to use veterans to overthrow FDR and seize control of the White House.  A Podcast By Paranoid People, For Paranoid People

This week on the podcast we cover the Mummies of the Grand Canyon. A story over a hundred years old out of a newspaper that never covered sensationalist news, of the man on expedition from the Smithsonian who discovered mummies, shrines, and advanced tools in an almost unreachable cave along the Colorado River Cryptic Accounts - A Podcast By Paranoid People, For Paranoid People

This week on Cryptic Accounts we take a long look at the exorcism of Emma Smid. One of the most widely publicized exorcisms of all time. From helping to thwart an assassination attempt on the Pope, to slowing the antichrist, to doing battle with Satan. Emma fought a battle few of us can even fully imagine. Available on iTunes, Spotify, Google Play, and at www. CrypticAccounts.com Cryptic Accounts...

On the podcast this week, Qanon. From how it started on an obscure message board to becoming a conspiracy that got listed on the FBI's terrorist watchlist, the murder of a mob boss, drinking bleach, and explaining coronavirus. There's a lot to be said about those who consider themselves followers of "Q". Cryptic Accounts - A Show By Paranoid People, For Paranoid People 

This week on Cryptic Accounts, Operation Mockingbird and how the CIA has been admittedly manipulating media throughout the world for over 70 years. We discuss the Congressional investigations as well as what is going on today...   Cryptic Accounts - A Show By Paranoid People, For Paranoid People 

This week on the show, The Nimitz Encounters. Three Navy documented and confirmed UAP sightings spanning over almost a decade, from classified to declassified, denied and confirmed, back and forth until Tom Delonge got involved

In this episode, Patrick and Dennis introduce listeners to the US Invention Secrecy Act of 1951; a shadowy law used to suppress over 5000 secret technologies from the public's view, all in the name of "national security". Cryptic Accounts explores the societal and legal ramifications of this law, the mysterious death of two inventors, well as the US Space Force's recent push towards sweeping decla...