Crusher Talk with Hayley

Welcome to the chaos vortex! Today, some DIY tips for making videos (for your band, your biz or just for fun)! Remember, show your work! Fresh breath dog treats Couch to 5K Lust to Love Video is out now! Lust to Love Streaming iPhone stabilizer Final Cut Pro Pictured below, Peanut Crusher, my Couch to 5K fitness coach! Yes, I was trying to mimic her facial expression, and yes I did a great job! Th...

Vroom vroom! Today, I get into some nitty gritty details of how the Crushers do VAN LIFE! We’re preparing for our cross country move (and subsequent Midwest tour), so traveling in style is a must! I do hope these road tripping tips are useful to you—or at the very least—funny. : ) If we can’t laugh at the ridiculousness of squishing our lives into a metal box, what can we laugh at? And remember: “...

Today, I’m giving some love to the motley cast of characters who came together to help make our latest run of LA shows so special! Plus, I’m obsessed with Jamie Loftus! It’s my Substack, so I can love on whoever I want. ; ) The Sardine San Pedro Recess Records Sunken City Dead Rockers Kid Row Rehearsals Redwood Bar Electric Children Barrio Tiger Magazine Dirty Jiffy Marx Autogramm Jacaranda PowerP...

Join me for a Crusher meditation! Yes, I know, this is a hilarious plot twist. Join me in letting go of the BS and embracing what we want to create more of. As Byron Katie says, “When you argue with reality, you will lose—But only 100% of the time.” RIP Johnny, you sweet b*****d. Listen to: “ I don’t Wanna Be Like Johnny Ramone ” This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with oth...

No rodents were harmed in the making of this episode! Brusche Pottery Sculpterra Winery The Down and Outs band Voice of a Generation by Blitz Brassneck Records We got shows! Come see the Crushers in Concert and say hi to drummer Sam! : ) The Lonely Life by Bette Davis The Secret History by Donna Tartt Healing Gems band Benny’s Pizza This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with...

Dr. Cain ESQ reveals his favorite wrestlers! Cue the entrance music!!! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit hayleycrusher.substack.com

Just thinking about the joy/fear of white space, purgatory and “The Great Divorce,” by C.S. Lewis. I know purgatory is supposed to look like this: But for some people, it kinda looks like THIS!! (Yes, this is the neighborhood from Edward Scissorhands, but it really does look a lot like my neighborhood). LOL. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get...

Would you eat an aspic lemon jello mold filled with hot dogs? Today, I expose my love for Disgusting Vintage Recipes, a BIG move on the horizon, and how we can remember that the world has always been burning. Oh, and sorry to be sales-y but, our Fun-Sized Cassettes drop at Memorable But Not Honorable on Jan. 14. Hope y’all are savoring he first bite of 2022! This is a public episode. If you would...

We’re boosted and ready for 2022! Today, I reject the “New Year, New You” mentality, give an album update, and reveal my love of Gretchen Rubin’s The Four Tendencies when it comes to Getting S**t Done. Happy New Year, Crushers! This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit hayleycrusher.substack.com

Dr. Cain catches some air! Pic by Gunn Shots Media This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit hayleycrusher.substack.com

Today’s episode is brought to you by the unsubscribe button. Have you tried unsubscribing from everything? Seriously. DO IT. Feels great! The world needs more drag queens! Don’t believe me? Watch UNHhhh with Trixie and Katya on Youtube. Trixie Mattel bakes with the Easy Bake Oven Alien beauty queen Juno Birch on Youtube My super fake pink X-Mas tree! Rain Sounds on Spotify (Yep, I rock pretty hard...

Hayley’s 100% optional tips for living a happy creative life: * You don't have to be the best. You just have to show up! * It’s our duty to be inspired * Embrace play (the alternative sucks) * **TIME TRAVEL DAILY ** * Remember, your dog believes in you. ; ) Dr. Cain’s favorite game, KLASK! Hope y’all had a fabulous T-Day. If my creative tips didn’t make you happy, here is a baby goat clearly chill...

Today I talk about saying goodbye (for now) to our drummer Action Ben Cabreana, getting into mixing phase of the new album and how Dr. Cain chooses the perfect hat! If you or someone you love needs help procuring the perfect hat this holiday season, contact us today! : ) Dr. Cain’s favorite random Cobra Hat This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get a...

Mavis Crusher is immortalized! This is the basic info I sent the artist, Tyler Wolf of Wolfnite Art. Mavis "Crusher" Cain loved to smoke MENTHOL CIGARETTES, listen to 1980s BUTT ROCK (Motley Crew was her favorite, but anything of that era she prefers) and sleeping on hot piles of garbage outside the dive bar! She hasd a lot of wild fur, bushy brows and a sweet little white mohawk/sideburns. I mean...

The earplugs I use when I play My favorite guitar pick Covid Killed The Handshake. What will replace it? This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit hayleycrusher.substack.com

A mellow walk with the dogs, Halloween nostalgia and the rare beauty of first takes! Also, my new song and video Click and Act Now is out today, if you wanna check it out. Until next week… here’s a few pics to make you giggle! Crouching tiger, hidden leopard… Twinning with a pumpkin (all year long) Stone Cold Steve Cain and Action Ben, who drummed the entire show in a wig and dress! : ) The wig di...

On this episode, I discuss Dr. Cain’s Mid-Life Crisis Outfit, the vague promise of perfect pizza and how weird it is to not be playing shows whilst traveling. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit hayleycrusher.substack.com

Traveling to NYC has kept me from my most recent Tuesday Crusher Talk (sad trombone). But fear not, folks! You can totally listen in to the newest installment of my ongoing (if not sporadic) podcast, Sparkle and Destroy. You’ll get a ten minute+ taste of the show, but it cuts off after that, FYI. Join new co-host/neighbor Danielle MerCrusher Bagnall and I for a cocktail ‘n’ chat in the ole cul-de-...

My rose bush finally bloomed, I learned a new German word and Dr. Reid Cain was nearly saved by rock n roll! Today, I leave you with “Do The Ostrich,” by The Primitives, AKA Lou Reed’s band before The Velvet Underground. Thanks to the fabulous No Dogs in Space podcast for turning me onto this ridiculousness today. It made me laugh and reminded me that literally no artist should ever be put on a pe...

This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit hayleycrusher.substack.com

This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit hayleycrusher.substack.com

This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit hayleycrusher.substack.com

This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit hayleycrusher.substack.com

Do you return your shopping carts? Are you enjoying end-of-summer tomatoes? Is your dog on antidepressants? Whether you replied yes or no, I hope you will enjoy this little ramble delivered from my cul-de-sac to your ears. Sorry about all the mom noises. XO Hayley This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit hayleycrusher...