Crockett

Growing up, I wasn't the best student.  I was often distracted and couldn't be bothered with reading, or writing, or anything really.  Does this sound like your kid at the moment?  Well give this a listen and have some hope! 

For year I have heard ghost stories about the radio station.  People swear they have witnessed paranormal activity here, but myself and my buddy Whitey have never witness anything.  That is...until now.   Now I didn't see anything, but Whitey... he did! 

We all know the price of eggs are sky high, and with Easter coming up, this could be a major problem.  But some people, my guess the Irish, have a solution to our great egg problem!   

My buddy Whitey has a problem.  He can't get enough of model cars.  He sees them, he buys them.  His intentions are good.  He wants to build them all, get better at the craft and display them.  However; he has two problems.  First, not enough time.  Second, and the bigger problem, his girlfriend!

Believe it or not, I was once in a fashion show!   Yep, back when I lived in West By God Virginia, I was "recruited" to take part in a fashion show.  What store?  What was I modeling?  Well give it a listen! 

You know the old saying from Forest Gump, "Life is like a box of chocolates."  Well what if I told you, you could own that very box of chocolates from the movie?  Well, too late.  Someone already bought them at auction!   Guess who it was? 

A new study found that college kids who don't get a lot of sleep tend to get worse grades.  Well, I wasn't short on sleep in college, but short on listening skills, and surprise surprise!  It came back to bite me in the butt! 

How much would you pay for a license plate?  Go ahead, give me you MAX number.  Ok, well I'm sure you are NOWHERE close to what these Millionaires spent on license plate!

Well it's not really my dentist that's into mind control, but the woman who cleans your teeth before the dentist comes in.  And while she might not be able to control my mind, she has helped me fall asleep easier at night!

AMC Movie theaters is just adding onto the cooperate greed when it comes to going to the movie theater.  Just when you thought you spent enough at the movies, the head honchoes at the top find more ways to take your money!  

Ever get stood up?   Have a date coming up that you don't want to go to?  Well give these top excuses a listen!   But just remember; if you hear any of these coming up, you're probably being stood up! 

Let me take you back to the mid 90's.  My family is living in Haddon Heights New Jersey, and we decided to order some pizza.  My father went to pick up said pizza, but after being gone for over an hour, we figured something went wrong.  We were right... 

My Aunt Nancy recently retired and moved in my cousins (her son) house.  While they were unpacking, they came across some postcards I wrote to her when I was in fourth grade.  My cousin sent me pictures of said postcards, and we now get a glimpse into what I was up to in Fourth grade. 

I told ya I would trick someone into taking that picture frame! 

Growing up in the 90's, the big fashion trend was ripped jeans.  Grunge was in, and everyone on TV was sporting torn and ripped jeans.  All my friends were wearing ripped jeans, and taking part of the trend.  I mean, everyone was in ripped jeans... well everyone but me! 

Your first kiss.  It's something you never forget.  The movies tell you its going to be magical, something you can cherish forever.  Unless of course, your name is Crockett.  Then of course, it was a total disaster. 

Let's face it. Odds of me ever becoming a great singer were slim to none. But I think my parents are to blame for me never going any further than 8th grade! Hear the story, and checkout the video of me "singing" in fourth grade.

In the late 90's early 2000's, The big gag Christmas gift was Big Mouth Billy Bass.  Of course, the Crockett household had to be part of the popular trend in America and scooped one up that holiday season.  But laughs soon turned into terror as the fish slowly became possessed over time.... according to Mama Crockett.  

For Christmas I bought my parents a selfie stick.  They loved it so much, they brought it with them from South Carolina to my brothers house in New Jersey.  This ended up with a phone call to 911 and a great picture to go with it.  Maybe my dad should've read the directions before use.   

Let me take you back to my Kindergarten birthday.  I was really into pro wrestling, collected wrestling toys, and had a best friend named JT who knew all this.  Needless to say, he thought he nailed the best birthday gift of all time.  Well, I killed that pretty quick.  But karma avenged him over the Christmas Break. 

We have all heard that classic analogy. We are born crawling, learn to walk, then back to crawling as we get old.  Essentially we reverse age as we get older.  My parents came and spent the weekend, and it was like hosting toddlers!     

Online shopping.  They way of the future.  You can shop without ever leaving the house.  How great.  But then we have the even better option of ordering online, then picking up in store.  Skip the lines, free shipping, it really is the best.  Until you deal with Wal Mart's online pick up policy. 

Remember the nursery rhyme, Humpty Dumpty?  He sat on the wall and had a great fall.  Well replace Humpty Dumpty with Mama Crockett and you essentially have the same story.  Down to the Kings horses and men not helping! 

We have all been there.  We get a text from a love one, but right away you can sense something is wrong behind the text.  When you mom texts to you, "Please text me as soon as you get up,"  you know something has gone wrong.... or so I thought! 

A new survey found that the between the ages of 6-10 were the best years for people to have their best Christmas's.  I didn't have to think long about this one, and I think I have to agree with the general population on this one, but here's why!   Give it a listen.