Critically Stupid

The Brainy Bunch get pushy with their bartender and roofie enthusiast Floon. He's probably not lying about that sick dad he's got at home, right? Like that was totally believable. Featuring: - Joshua Patrick doin' a bite - Dianna's Rich Tube Dude monologe - A shopkeep with a dark secret - Tony. That's all you're getting for context, any more would ruin it. This episode is b...

Dungeons and Dragons x Inception. The Einstein E-girls take a trip to their subconscious to discover what monsters are hunting them beneath the waves. Arnold drinks poison. Garath's voice breaks. Mel throws an encyclopedia. Featuring: -Floon's dubious mixology - Four Pedro Pascals - A candy cottage - a rogue's den in the mountains This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice set...

The Whiz Kids take their mysterious key to a seemingly abandoned windmill with some...dubious residents. Garath brandishes his trumpet of stealth. Arnold takes a hit from a jong. Mel tells Josh Pat to bite a ghost. And of course...wait, holy shit is that legendary actor Keanbro Steves? Featuring: - A sentient puppet - Live-action courtroom drama - A drug dealer and his friends - A surprisingly sca...

The Brain-Challenged Bunch investigate a rival tavern in Trollskull alley and find some eerie similarities to their own bar. Garath orders a beverage. Arnold is involved in a shirtnapping. Tess finds something special. Mel does a threat. Featuring: -The return of Dustin Frewn -Dracula's Grandmother's Twisted Nipple -A sentient shirt with dubious morals -sad piano music This episode is brou...

The Brain-Damaged Band are waddling into Waterdeep's community graveyard, the City of the Dead today. I'm sure they won't encounter ghosts or monsters or uncover the clues to an orgy the previous night. Totally normal day over here. Nothing to see. Featuring: -The EverDong guardian -Tess refusing to stay off the grass - Garath's sick new knife - Good cop, insane cop This episode is...

We're full-on Scooby-Doo'ing this one, gang. The Jinkies Jammers are breaking into Ranear Neverember's house, where they meet a mysterious Dark Elf on an important diplomatic mission from Menzoberranzan. Surely she won't get annoyed by our antics. Right? Featuring: - Fries n' frosties - A burglary internship - Venturing into the armor equivalent of a Macy's -The tragic and...

Even for us, this one gets pretty wild. The Idiot Imaginarium attempts to check out Lady Haventree's credentials...right in the middle of an ambush. It's a whale of a tale. Featuring: -Futon, the charming owner of Glass and Baubles - A supersized wolf pup - A breakaway carriage ride - Humphry the blue whale. Special thanks to our AMAZING guest, Clara Elena Dice, who not only displayed the...

Our chaotic collaboration with the Don't Make It Weird Podcast comes to a crashing, chaotic crescendo aboard Davil Starsong's ship. Dina grabs some magic items. Daniel glows green. SOMEONE punches Davil Starsong in the pants. Garath tells some fibs.  Featuring:  - The literal power of friendship - Gareth making a dick-o-lantern  - Mel's insane arrow shooting skills - A molten gold snak...

The Book-Bunch continues delving into the Xanathar Guild headquarters, lead in part by the murder-giggler himself, Flutterfoot. Featuring: -Dungeon spelunking -Casual threats of murder -Isaac the poisoning chocolatier -Don't Touch My Bon Bons! This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-...

The Ghost Mafia talk with God and Remalia Haventree. Joseph the whooping cough orphan offers a surprising twist. Dianna writes a 'u up' text. Arnold busks as a lobster. Featuring: - A Katy Perry tribute - Matching onesies - A charcoal dick pic - A cute first date This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code ST...

You deserve a big, beautiful Halloween episode with no skips or fluff or splitting into two smaller, inferior episodes. This is the episode you deserve. Featuring: - Scrooge McGarath - Cole the idiot child-ranger - Thenatus Silversong - A haunted house with a point to prove Our guest this episode is none other that the best voice actor we've ever had on our show ever, Apollo! You can find him...

The Hillgauntlet Hallows Eve Haunted House comes to a screaming crescendo. Apollo meets someone from his past. Mel saves a child. Arnold discovers someone he can't befriend. Featuring: - Scrooge McGarath - Cole the idiot child-ranger - Thenatus Silversong - A haunted house with a point to prove Our guest this episode is none other that the best voice actor we've ever had on our show ever,...

The Cranium Co. find themselves at a fall festival for the Hillgauntlet Hallow's Eve haunted house challenge! They are paired up with a mysterious member of the city watch, who seems to have a...special connection to the spirits of the house. Featuring: - The c*nt of strahd, obviously - Belli the pumpkin-head child - A fantasy Juilliard-trained whale actor - A haunted house with a point to pro...

The Intellectual Interrogators seek answers about the Stone of Golorr, and what it means to Waterdeep. Featuring: - Remalia Haventree's Cool Library - Garion attempting to say 'Bibically' - Dianna volunteering as a suicide candidate - A surprise ally This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 fo...

Join us LIVE for a totally improvised one-shot adventure featuing your favorite dingdongs from Critically Stupid, with a new twist! What would happen if everyone has to swap roles every now and then? Where will the story go if Dianna is suddenly the DM and Alex has to play as Mel the Ranger? Stay tuned and find out! You might also win a beautiful set of Libris Arcana dice!

In a basement beneath a wig store, a necromancer has a terrible secret. And guess which band of merry idiots happens to stumble right into the middle of it? Good thing they're well-equipped with common sense and moral fiber. Featuring: - Quentin Terentine-Bone - A comically large rat - Garath surrendering almost immediately -A band of Kenku mercenaries. Our guest this week was the BADASS Roni...

After their close call at the opera, the Foolish Fivesome take a break at Trollskull. Someone from their not-distant past shows up with an offer, prompting an investigation into a potentially dubious noblewoman. Featuring: -Tess pretending to be a horse -Arnold's super-secret pack of letters -Joshua Patrick having a nightmare - A clandestine operation that also serves chicken nuggets Follow us...

The Dynamic Dingbats encounter Stevie the Wildcard live and in the flesh. The party gets an unexpected offer from a friend in a high place. Waterdeep's finest opera gets a fishy interruption. Featuring: - Piss-magic - The jankiest fortune telling you've ever seen - Stevie Wildcard's magnificent locks - Tess's cow-trust, betrayed Special thanks to our AMAZING guest Steven! You can f...

The Clown Collective take a breath between putting their lives in danger for giggles. The Black Viper pays a visit, bragging about a potential new score. A rival tavernkeep rears his ugly plant. And Gregg the Lobster has a surprise waiting for the gang at a local theater. Featuring: Alex the DM singing the alphabet, surprise cow facts, a burglarizing wager, and several Home Alone references Follow...

The Brain Trust is joined in the studio by lovely villainous superstar Jaime Jackson today! She plays our first-ever guest bad guy, and she's absolutely incredible at it. Suspiciously good, actually. I wouldn't want to run into her in a dark alley. Or a drowned wreck full of shark zombies, as the case may be here. Featuring: - Everyone's favorite beverage, Master Pepper, Weird Anime Te...

Y'all remember that song 'Under the Sea' by that crab in Disney's Little Mermaid? This is like that, except horrifying. Featuring: The cutest date known to humankind, Tess the Druid being pro-littering, a spliced gangster, everyone conspiring to force Alex the DM to murder an NPC Follow us! Jess the Mess: @JessLTwrites Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x G...

The Bufoonish Bastards are joined in their idiot cockpit by a guest today! In dire need of a path to the bottom of Waterdeep Harbor, our party encounters Marie Cleveaux, a scientist, potion-maker, casual grave robber and all around good chap. Featuring: A french accent that makes Alex the DM's sound like concrete in a blender, the best, most succinct character description you've ever heard...

*Disclaimer* Hey gang we don't really go for content warnings as a rule because we're all adults here, but we wanted to give you a heads up that there is a *particularly* high number of suicide jokes in this episode. Just a heads up. The Feebleminded Foursome find themselves caught between a reckless noble and a wounded gangster. Jess and Arnold deal with the horrible, nightmarish creature...

The Dunce Department belly up to their troubles fomenting at the edge of Waterdeep Harbor. A stealth mission gone horribly horribly wrong continues to SOMEHOW go worse. Tess encounters something terribly rude at the bottom of Waterdeep Harbor know as the 'consequences of her own actions'. Gareth sneaks into a room full of soon-to-be dead people. Arnold makes a friend. Mel, weirdly, also ma...

The Dipshit Committee get an invitation they don't merit by a long shot, and decide to send their Junior Shellfish Detective Agency member Greg to go scope it out. They go investigate the missing Nimblewright from Lady Yalah Gralhund's spectacularly awful party, and encounter a familiar face not-quite threatening the locals. Good thing he's got some money to throw around or Ranear woul...