Critical Darlingz

Comedy EN ↓ 162 episodes

Sir Maxim and Clayton Chalman, a drag king and comedian, take turns ambushing each other with forgotten, bizarre, and awful movies.

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Reign of Fire (2002) 10.05.2022 47:49

Doug Cockle plays Goosh! Let's get this show on the road!

Jesus Christ Superstar (1973) 26.04.2022 55:01

Everybody always talks about how "he is risen" but lets take a look at how he got lowered in the first place!

Idiocracy (2006) 20.04.2022 55:00

Welcome to slur-town baby, this movie sucks! Clay and Maxim sat through this trash fire of a movie so now you get to listen to them talk about it!

The Pest (1997) 12.04.2022 1:02:25

Clayton is gone fishing! But Hayden brings the thunder with The Pest! Snowflakes beware!

The Critical Darlingz Critics Choice Awards 2022 28.03.2022 1:36:00

The Darlingz get together to reminisce on the highs and lows of the podcast thus far, all culminating in one movie taking home the critics choice award and being crowned the worst movie of them all. Special thanks to Hayden Hartrick and Luke Gaskey for coming in as our panel of experts.

Hoodwinked! (2005) 24.03.2022 55:43

Hood Winki?!?!? Like Da Vinki... Does anyone read these? Give us a five star review and let us know if you read these.

The Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift (2006) 15.03.2022 1:02:44

Maxim and Clayton take another step into their Fast and Furious journey. It's epic. Bad movie.

Master of Disguise (2002) 08.03.2022 57:23

Everyone on this episode agrees this is the worst film they have ever seen. Special guest Hayden Hartrick.

The Vampire Diaries: Pilot(2009) 01.03.2022 1:08:05

This is really bad! Not in the fun way though. Gonna be honest the boys don't really talk about vampires berry much.

Riverdale Chapter One: The Rivers Edge (2017) 23.02.2022 1:05:53

Pack your bags folks! We're taking a trip on down to Riverdale! Things are about to get... boring...

Lost: Pilot Pt.1 & Pt.2 (2004) 17.02.2022 1:15:59

We got Lost baby! The Darlingz dive into this classic tv show, and are charmed by it! You won't wanna miss this one!

Glee: Pilot (2009) 07.02.2022 1:09:20

Don't stop believing! Just don't! Max made us watch Glee :/... But it's good?!?!?!?! Who saw that coming? Apparently every on this show is canceled or worse. Maybe now that will happen to us :)... Kidding!!! That would be bad... 

Matrix 2 & 3 (2003) 01.02.2022 54:43

Matrix time baby we watched the matrix movies. Special guest the Matrix movies.

The Greatest Showman (2017) 25.01.2022 1:04:55

Not the greatest, in fact. Special guest Hugh Jackmans.

Underdog (2007) 18.01.2022 57:39

The boyz dish on da dog of the hour: Shoeshine, the Underdog, the wonderdog, the king of the mutts, the lemon beagle with a heart of gold and a cape of red.  Follow us! Instagram: @criticaldarlingzpod TikTok: @criticaldarlingz

The Room (2003) 10.01.2022 58:58

Yeah... You get it... It's bad... 

Project X (2012) 03.01.2022 59:07

Party rock is in the house tonight. Special Guest Maxim Foster.

A. I. Artificial Intelligence (2001) 27.12.2021 1:07:06

0100010010010100100100100101100111010011110100000101011010011110 Special guest Kendra Steele!

2 Fast 2 Furious (2003) 20.12.2021 50:46

Vroom vroom! I'm in me mums car! This week the darlingz continue their journey into the Fast and Furious franchise.

Super Mario Bros. (1993) 13.12.2021 1:09:41

Mario Mario Super Mario Super Duper Mario Mario Brothers Luigi Luke Gaskey Super Mario Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Super Mario Mario Luigi Mario Wiiiiiiiiii Mario 64 Mario Sunshine Paper Mario Super Duper Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Movie. Special guest Lukas Tiberius

Now You See Me (2013) 30.11.2021 1:07:10

Oh, ho, ho It's magic you know Never believe, it's not so It's magic, you know Never believe, it's not so Never been awake Never seen a day break Leaning on my pillow in the morning Lazy day in bed Music in my head Crazy music playing in the morning light Oh, ho, ho It's magic you know Never believe, it's not so It's magic, you know Never believe, it's not so I love my sunny day Dream of far away...

Batman & Robin (1997) 23.11.2021 56:35

Special guest Jill Maxwell is trying to get revenge on us for something. Not sure what yet.

Click (2006) 16.11.2021 1:02:40

If I had the remote from Click I would use it to turn this movie off... If you know what I mean ;p

Barbarella (1968) 08.11.2021 56:16

What the heck? This lady is out here killing and sexing people in space? What?

F.A.R.T The Movie (1991) 26.10.2021 1:04:12

Don't listen to this one. Starring Sam Pierce.