Criterion Creeps

In our fifty-sixth episode we're talking spine #64: Carol Reed's THE THIRD MAN from 1949! First, Jarrett and RJ talk for an hour and twenty minutes or so talking about anything but THE THIRD MAN, about RJ's time with THE DARK TOWER, and Jarrett just laying around watching movies for days on end. Movies such as THE NEON DEMON, BEFORE I WAKE, I AM THE PRETTY THING..., THE BIG TRAIL, and so on! Intro...

In our fifty-fifth episode we're talking spine #63: Herk Harvey's CARNIVAL OF SOULS from 1962! First, Jarrett and RJ talk about Neil Blomklapt shorts, MOBILE SUIT GUNDAM, and a documentary on Todd McFarlane. A weird week all round. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Saviour Machines' 'Carnival of Souls', and The Beach Boys' 'Salt Lake City'. Like...

In our fifty-fourth episode we're talking spine #62: Carl Th. Dreyer's PASSION OF JOAN OF ARC from 1928. First, Jarrett and RJ talk about SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING, DUNKIRK, and, yes, TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Leonard Cohen's 'Joan of Arc', and Arcade Fires' 'Joan of Arc'. Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criteri...

In our fifty-third episode we're talking spine #61: Terry Jones' LIFE OF BRIAN from 1979 . First, Jarrett and RJ talk about the death of George Romero, his films, the death of Martin Landau (and ED WOOD) as well as WAR FOR THE PLANET OF THE APES, new TWIN PEAKS, just lots and lots and lots of stuff. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Earlene Elkin...

In our fifty-second episode we're talking spine #60: Ingmar Bergman's AUTUMN SONATA from 1978. First, Jarrett and RJ talk about Brendan Fraser, the last few David Lynch movies on Jarrett's Lynch rewatch, BABY DRIVER, and Jarrett watched RJ's recommendation of THE BLACKCOAT'S DAUGHTER. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Fiona Apple's 'Pale Septembe...

In our fifty-first episode we're talking spine #59: Liliana Cavani's THE NIGHT PORTER from 1974. First, Jarrett and RJ talk about the first cycle of THE PLANET OF THE APES, that Tim Burton piece of shit, IT COMES AT NIGHT, and Jarrett finished TWIN PEAKS Season 2 and watched a kung fu movie. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Marlene Dietrich's 'W...

In our fiftieth episode we're talking spine #58: Michael Powell's PEEPING TOM from 1960. First, Jarrett and RJ talk Dan Ackroyd talking UFOs, BLACKCOAT'S DAUGHTER, Jarrett's David Lynch filmography rewatch, and that TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN Part 8. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Toots & the Maytals' 'Peeping Tom' and Radiohead's 'Creep'. Like us...

In our forty-ninth episode we're talking spine #57: Stanley Donen's CHARADE from 1963. First, Jarrett and RJ talk movies they watched this week: RJ watched LIFE and THE MUMMY, and Jarrett got reacquainted with ERASERHEAD. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Bobby Darin's 'Charade', and Crystal Palaces' 'Their Kindness is Charade'. Like us on Facebo...

In our forty-eighth episode we're talking spine #56: Alfred Hitchcock's THE 39 STEPS from 1935 First, Jarrett and RJ talk more and more about TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN, RJ watched some true crime documentaries, and Jarrett has been drinking in some electronic music documentaries. The fun never stops around here! Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Bry...

In our forty-seventh episode we're talking spine #55: Phillip Kaufman's THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING from 1988. First, Jarrett and RJ talk more TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN, RJ went away for the weekend, and Jarrett watched a whole lot of dungeon and synthesizer movies. DRAGONSLAYER is great, guys. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Current Joys' "...

In our forty-sixth episode we're talking spine #54: Al Reinert's FOR ALL MANKIND from 1989. First, Jarrett and RJ talk TWIN PEAKS: THE RETURN, RJ watched his worst movie of the year, and Jarrett wound up watching moon landing hoax documentary bullshit. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Molly Nilsson's "Hey Moon!", and Clinic's "Mr. Moonlight". Li...

In our forty-fifth episode we're talking spines #52 and 53: Akira Kurosawa's YOJIMBO from 1961, and SANJURO from 1962. First, RJ recaps his Whitefish, Montana Stag debauchery, then Jarrett talks about that Twin Peaks season three, amongst some other trash Italian stuff. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Vanic ft Katy Tiz "Samurai" and Michael Cre...

In our forty-fourth episode we're talking spine #51: Terry Gilliam's BRAZIL from 1985. First, Jarrett and RJ talk movies: RJ watched some NOT OF THIS EARTH, WRESTLING ROAD DIARIES, and CAPTAIN FANTASTIC, and Jarrett watched some shot on video classics from Bleeding Skull Video: BLONDE DEATH and SCARY TALES. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Radio...

In our forty-third episode we're talking spines #49 and 50: Federico Fellini's NIGHTS OF CABIRIA from 1957, and AND THE SHIP SAILS ON from 1983. First, Jarrett and RJ talk movies: RJ watched CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE and BIG MAN JAPAN, they both watched COMMUNION, and Jarrett watched a stack including THE LOVE WITCH and THE AUTOPSY OF JANE DOE. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite,...

In our forty-second episode we're talking spine #48: Marcel Camus' BLACK ORPHEUS from 1959. First, Jarrett and RJ talk movies: RJ shits on HEAD FULL OF GHOSTS, watched SWISS ARMY MAN (which is awesome), and Jarrett talks about the best video of 2018: LASAGNA CAT - SEX SURVEY RESULTS, amongst other things. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Eydie G...

In our forty-first episode we're talking spine #47: Erik Skjoldbjaerg's INSOMNIA from 1997. First, Jarrett and RJ talk movies: RJ watched FORBIDDEN WORLD and SHIN GODZILLA, and Jarrett watched FATEFUL FINDINGS and SWISS ARMY MAN. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are The Beatles' "I'm So Tired" and The Pixie's "I'm Getting Tired." Like us on Facebook...

In our fortieth episode we're talking spine #46: Ernest Schoedsack and Irving Pichell's THE MOST DANGEROUS GAME from 1932. First, Jarrett and RJ are back on the movie watching train and talk about THE VOID, EVERYBODY WANTS SOME, BUSTING, DOUBLE DOWN, and some other such business. Oh, and our first negative iTunes review is discussed! Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and m...

In our thirty-ninth episode we're talking spine #45: Abbas Kiarostami's TASTE OF CHERRY from 1997. First, Jarrett and RJ talk about the whole lack of movies the watched this week again (ok, MAMA and BANGKOK DANGEROUS), but they did watch that Wrestlemania 33 from 8:30 to 33:45. No one blames you if you skip right over that. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical int...

In our thirty-eighth episode we're talking spine #44: Michael Powell and Emeric' Pressberger's THE RED SHOES from 1948. First, Jarrett and RJ talk about the whole lack of movies the watched this week, but do talk about trailers for JUSTICE LEAGUE, SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING, and IT. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are The Left Banke's "Pretty Ballerina...

In our thirty-seventh episode we're talking spine #2 in the Criterion LASERDISC Collection: Meriam C Cooper and Ernest Schoedsack's KING KONG from 1933. And hey, there's that new KONG: SKULL ISLAND out too, so we talk that and every other King Kong movie under the sun. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are ABBA's "King Kong Song" and The Jimmy Castor...

In our thirty-sixth episode we're talking spine #43: Peter Brook's LORD OF THE FLIES from 1963. First, Jarrett and RJ both saw that LOGAN, and Jarrett got to experience some Nic Cage movies in the form of GHOST RIDER and DRIVE ANGRY. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Iron Maiden's "Lord of the Flies" and Garth Brooks' "Standing Outside the Fire"....

In our thirty-fifth episode we're talking spine #42: John Lurie's FISHING WITH JOHN from 1991. First, Jarrett and RJ both saw that GET OUT, RJ watched UHF, and Jarrett got to watch fucking SPAWN. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Tom Waits' "Swordfishtrombone" and Nitty Gritty Band's "Fishing in the Dark" Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/cri...

In our thirty-fourth episode we're talking spine #41: Laurence Olivier's HENRY V from 1944. First, Jarrett and RJ both saw that LA LA LAND, RJ watched JOHN WICK 2, and Jarrett watched a bunch of comedy comfort food. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are "A Phoney King of England" from Disney's Robin Hood, and Herman's Hermit's "I'm Henry the Eighth"...

In our thirty-third episode we're talking spine #40: Michael Bay's ARMAGEDDON from 1998. First, Jarrett and RJ both saw that SPLIT, Jarrett saw SILENCE, and they discuss their Valentine's Day activities. Introduction is 'Criterion Creeps Theme' by petite petite, and musical interludes are Prism's 'Armageddon' and Def Leppard's 'Armageddon It'. Like us on Facebook! www.facebook.com/criterioncreeps/...

In our thirty-second episode we're talking spines #38 and 39: Seijun Suzuki's BRANDED TO KILL from 1967 and TOKYO DRIFTER from 1966. First we talk about what else we've creeped on this past week, including RJ going through the Aliens Quadrilogy, he finished a Joe Hill novel, and Jarrett had a bad run of movies with the likes of Chuck Norris, Tom Hiddleston, and early 2000s Arnie movies. Introducti...