Crit Nasty

Phew! Thank God we made it out of Jelly Quest and into.... a kayaking trip??? It's episode 8! In this episode:  Bean takes us out, onto the river.  Principal Payne has her "time of the month."  Dorf struggles with his kayake.  And Craigory loses it all.  Thanks to Clark Baxstresser for our theme! Go follow us on insta and twitter @critnasty_pod, and rate and review!  Other music in...

Oh my goodness. As you can tell, things get a bit heated in this very meta episode 7. In this episode:  Bean plays just the worst guy literally ever.  Principal Payne loses her shit.  Dorf says mean things.  And Craigory finally gets to just kick Chet's ass.  Thanks to Clark Baxstresser for our theme music! If you liked, please review and rate. Follow us on insta and twitter @critnasty_pod. ...

It's the 6th sode. I have nothing clever to say. In this episode:  Leea tells us a story.  Principal Payne waits in the parking lot.  Dorf trusts his best buddy.  And Craigory drinks six cans of grape soda at once by connecting them via straws.  Thanks to Clark Baxstresser for our theme! Follow us on insta and twitter @critnasty_pod, and please review! Other music in this episode:  Music by G...

Hope you're ready for the biggest crossover event in history! In this episode:  Bean lives her dreams.  Principal Payne drinks some lemonade.  Dorf remembers his dodgeball days.  And Craigory well.... he farts on Obsidian Moore.  Thanks to Clark Baxstresser for our theme music! Follow us on insta and twitter @Critnasty_pod. and rate, review, and subscribe! Other music in this episode: 

Back FOUR more I see! In this episode:  Bean does he best Scandinavian accent.  Principal Payne almost loses her cool.  Dorf is a good berry.  And Craigory talks salary.  Thanks to Clark Baxstresser for our theme! You can find us on insta and twitter @critnasty_pod. and please review and rate if you enjoyed!!  Other music in this episode: 

Nice to THREE you again! In this episode:  Leea attempts a Scandinavian accent.  Principal Payne does power yoga.  Dorf talks to his family.  And Craigory gives it all to the sack.  Thanks to Clark Baxstresser for our theme music! If you like Crit Nasty, please drop a review and follow us on insta and twitter @critnasty_pod! Other Music in this episode: Music by fanchisanchez from Pixabay - Sequen...

Episode 2??? More like TOO many 'rantulas, am I right???! In this episode:  Leea makes spider noises.  Principal Payne rehydrates.  Dorf casts a big one.  And Craigory drives a hard bargain.  Thanks to Clark Baxstresser four theme music! Please drop a review if you enjoyed, it would mean so much.  Other music in this episode: Music by MokuseiNoMaguro from Pixabay - 54321 Launch Music by Elect...

You know what they say... Nothing good happens at 4pm. But everything good happens in the first episode!!! Leea takes us on a tour of the lab. Principal Payne shouts some mantras. Dorf finds a new hobby. And Craigory has to clean the toilets. Thanks to Clark Baxstresser for our theme music!! It rocks! Follow us on insta and twitter @critnasty_pod for some amazing extra content, and rate and review...

Wow, I hope you're ready to get to know 3 all-new cuties in this introduction! Leea steps into the position of DM. Carley brings the Payne. Maggie plays against type. And Levi plays exactly his type. Thanks to Clak Baxstresser for our rocking theme song. Follow us on insta and twitter @critnasty_pod, and please rate and review if you enjoyed!

Ah, and now episode 6. The episode where we bloviate about the campaign you just finished listening to. In this episode:  Levi tells us about his DM experience.  Leea laughs about her crazy choices.  Carley almost couldn't hold her alcohol.  And Maggie has a happy birthday!!! Thanks to Clark Baxstresser for our incredible theme. Rate and review if you like us, and follow us on insta and twitt...

Woah, a finale already?? Don't worry, there are no deaths and no dictators in this one - or are there? Jk, it's episode 5 of Bday Bar Crawl! In this episode:  Levi does some hotboxing.  Malibu does a live stream.  Brandi switches careers.  And we all celebrate Truly's bday!!! Thanks to Clark Baxstresser for our music! Follow us on insta and twitter @critnasty_pod. Please drop a revi...

Are you ready FOUR some more nasty content in this, the 4th episode in our Birthday Bar Crawl campaign??? In this episode:  Levi and the girls get into trouble in the Pipeline.  Malibu spends some time with the bros.  Brandi really let's loose.  And Truly... Well, Truly is Lisa Frank.  Thanks to our boy Clark Baxstresser for our theme. Follow us on insta and twitter @critnasty_pod, and rate,...

Three's a crowd - and an awesome one at that! In this episode:  Levi does some skateboarding.  Malibu takes flight.  Brandi becomes Randi.  And Truly gets her freaking bday crown back.  Thanks to Clark Baxstresser for our theme! Follow us on insta and twitter @critnasty_pod, and rate, review, and subscribe if you like! Other music in this episode:  Music by Electronic-Senses from Pixabay - Mo...

Back for booze in episode two...ze! In this episode:  Levi takes us through an epic birthday karaoke showdown.  Malibu well... touches an urchin.  Brandi gets some new accessories.  And Truly gets banished outside.  Thanks to Clark Baxstresser for our music! Follow us on insta and twitter @critnasty_pod. Rate, review, and subscribe if you enjoyed!  Other Music in this episode:  Music by astrofreq...

Let's get this party started with episode 1!!!  In this episode:  Levi tours us around Delmarr.  Malibu reminisces about her wine bra.  Brandi sings a song.  And Truly gives us a lesson in confidence and beauty.  Thanks to Clark Baxstresser for our theme music! Follow us on insta and twitter @critnasty_pod, nd rate, review, and subscribe if you enjoy! Other Music in this Episode:  Music by Jo...

Back already?!!?! Man, you must be so excited. It's a birthday bash, and in this episode you get to meet the girls attending! In this episode:  Levi takes the DM reigns.  Leea unleashes her inner lifestyle guru.  Carley can't hold her alcohol.  AND IT'S MAGGIE'S 21st BDAY!!!!!!!  Thanks to Clark Baxtresser for our theme. Follow us on insta and twitter @critnasty_pod. Rate, revi...

Oops, you thought it was over?!! Lol it's not, because we have GOT to talk about what just happened. Let's unpack Pageant Szn as we bid farewell to it!  Theme by Clark Baxtresser. Follow us on insta and twitter @critnasty_pod. Rate, review, and subscribe if you liked Pageant Szn!  See you in a few weeks for Birthday Bar Crawl!!!!!

FINALE ALERT. WE'RE PUTTING OUT A FINALE ALERT!!! That's right, this is the last episode of Pageant Szn!!  In this episode:  Carley shakes up the pageant circuit.  Val believes in her friends.  Bonnie worries for her dads.  And Blessing creates one hell of a finale.  Thanks to Clark Baxtresser for our theme music! Follow us on insta and twitter @critnasty_pod. Rate, review, and subscribe...

It's the penultimate episode for Pageant Szn! And boy, it's a BIG penultimate episode! In this episode:  Carley gets the Pageant started.  Val reveals her talent.  Bonnie feels the heat.  And Blessing makes for a fierce competitor.  Crit Nasty theme music is done by Clark Baxstresser. Follow us on insta and twitter @critnasty_pod. Rate, Review, and Subscribe if you like! Other music in t...

Don't hate on our episode 8!  In this episode:  Carley and the kids get ready for the pageant in the morning.  Val sets up shop.  Bonnie hears some harsh words.  And Blessing grants a gift to a friend.  Thanks to Clark Baxtresser for our music! Follow us @Critnasty_pod on twitter and insta, and don't forget to review, rate, and subscribe for some more nasty content! Other music in this e...

It's a Nasty episode!!!! 7 times as nasty!!! In this episode:  Carley goes on a few one-on-one dates.  Val takes some to reflect.  Bonnie has a reckoning.  And Blessing thinks outside of the hotel.  Thanks to Clark Baxtresser for our theme music! Follow us on insta and twitter @Critnasty_Pod and please rate and review!  Other music in this episode:  Music by astrofreq from Pixabay - piano wit...

Episode six! The same number as the age of our tiny queens!  In this episode:  Carley and the kids have an adult fight.  Val learns something about being a good sister.  Bonnie gets found out.  And Blessing shows just how much of a fierce competitor she can be.  Thanks Clark Baxstresser for our awesome theme! Please rate and review if you enjoyed, and find us on insta and twitter @critnasty_pod  O...

Holy cow, we made it to episode 5 of Pageant Szn!  In this episode:  Carley and the kids find their way into the adult lounge.  Val has a heart-to-heart.  Bonnie practices her walk.  And Blessing dances her heart out.  Thanks to Clark Baxstresser for our sick music!  Follow us on insta and twitter @critnasty_pod, and please, rate, review, and share!  Other music in this episode:  Music by JuliusH...

Wow, we are deep into the Pageant Szn with Episode 4 of Crit Nasty!  In this episode:  Carley and the kids meet a foe in the lobby.  Val picks a pocket.  Bonnie shows off her moves.  And Blessing teaches someone a lesson.  Thanks to Clark Baxtresser for our Crit Nasty theme!  Find us on insta and twitter @Critnasty_pod Rate and review to help spread the Nasty word!  Other Music in this episode:  M...

We're back for another exciting episode of Crit Nasty - the 3rd one in fact!  In this episode:  Carley and the kids uncover some seedy pageant business in the pool closet.  Val bonds with her sister.  Bonnie talks to high schoolers.  And Blessing makes a very special friend.  Thanks to Clark Baxstresser for our bop of a theme!  Find Crit Nasty on Instagram and Twitter @critnasty_pod for some...